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New site? Maybe some day.
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watch dirty work starring norm macdonald |
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Jerk off on their driver's side car door handle. Chances are, they'll be picking their nose ten minutes into their commute. Semen in nostril = vanquished foe. |
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Get some oc spray and, on a night when it's not going to rain, put a nice coat on their car's intake vents. There'll be an excellent payoff the next time they turn on the heat or air conditioner. |
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Years ago I fucked with my friend's neighbor who harassed him, his brothers and every kid on that street pretty much because she was an old spitful bitch. Soooo, I grabbed a handful of quarters, the menus to a bunch of local restruaunts that delivered and drove to a couple of different payphones and made huge orders to her house. Needless to say, she had people knocking on her door past midnight with deliveries and my friends stayed up and listened to her rant and scream all night. |
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if they leave their car doors unlocked, take a syringe with a long needle and pump a good 20 ccs of clam juice into the seats. itll smell awesome by summer. |
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I had a party once and told all the men to piss on the dick next door's car. I was mostly joking but the ground under the car was still wet the next day. |
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FUCK!!! I'll do this again. Nah, these are against a set of different neighbors who think it is good fun to throw rocks into my yard when my autistic son is out back playing. a bit different don't you think? |
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Get some oc spray and, on a night when it's not going to rain, put a nice coat on their car's intake vents. There'll be an excellent payoff the next time they turn on the heat or air conditioner. |
addendum: Spray down the door handles as well. |
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spraypaint a sign that says TWO BAD NEIGHBORS and hang it from your roof. |
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I might take a dump on their doorstep and stick the soiled TP to their cat. |
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Take a shutgun and blow her face off. I don't see what's so hard about that. |
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^This kind of stuff has been happening on the Cape lately, why not contribute to the trend? |
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I might take a dump on their doorstep and stick the soiled TP to their cat. |
hahah |
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put mothballs in their gas tank. they are semi-bouyant in gas so once they get down below half a tank or so they'll start inhibiting the flow of gasoline out of the tank and into their engine. ie. any time they go around a turn their car will shut off.
they will never figure it out, well...at least not until they pay to have a million other things looked at before someone figures out the real problem |
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put mothballs in their gas tank. they are semi-bouyant in gas so once they get down below half a tank or so they'll start inhibiting the flow of gasoline out of the tank and into their engine. ie. any time they go around a turn their car will shut off.
they will never figure it out, well...at least not until they pay to have a million other things looked at before someone figures out the real problem |
thats an awesome idea |
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holy shit... most cars have locking mechanisms on their gas tanks now though |
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yeah...it wont work on some newer cars but worth a try |
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http://www.textfiles.com/
Search for "revenge"
It's a type of G-phile / T-phile that was super popular back in the day.
Rev: why do they call them G-philes? Bonus for complete answer!
My personal favorite:
Whatever you do, do it 24-7
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Get their phone number, call them from a private number and tell them you are from the local phone company. Tell them that the company will be working on the phone lines for a while and the phone might ring. Tell them DO NOT pick up the phone cause it could be very dangerous to the technician working on the lines. Hang up, wait a couple minutes then call them. One of two things will happen: They will forget, answer the phone, to which you will scream bloody fucking murder. Or you call repeatedly, they remember not to pick up and you drive them crazy until they finally pick up and you scream bloody fucking murder. |
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shove dogshit under their car door handles and watch from your window, trying to hold back the giggles |
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i used to dump etch bath all over peoples car windows. especially people who were parked in my spot.
etch bath is an acid bath you can buy at an arts and crafts store. its expensive, but i used to steal it so yeah. |
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theres also a mixture of chemicals that you can pour on someones car, it looks like its dirty. and when they wash the car, it takes the paint off, to the sheet metal or fiberglass |
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http://www.textfiles.com/
Search for "revenge"
It's a type of G-phile / T-phile that was super popular back in the day.
Rev: why do they call them G-philes? Bonus for complete answer!
My personal favorite:
Whatever you do, do it 24-7
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Holy shit, I remember these. Jolly Roger's Cookbook much? LOL. I get no points, though, I never knew why they were called that even back then. |
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http://www.textfiles.com/
Search for "revenge"
It's a type of G-phile / T-phile that was super popular back in the day.
Rev: why do they call them G-philes? Bonus for complete answer!
My personal favorite:
Whatever you do, do it 24-7
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Holy shit, I remember these. Jolly Roger's Cookbook much? LOL. I get no points, though, I never knew why they were called that even back then. |
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