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returntothepit >> discuss >> "Edge The Movie" set sail for fail by xmikex on Sep 24,2009 3:45pm
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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 24,2009 3:45pm

bennyhillifier

Colossal fail in the making. I could not possibly be more sick of dumbass straightedge documentaries.



toggletoggle post by SteveSummoned   at Sep 24,2009 3:57pm
$100.00 says most straight edge kids are edge because they love to follow the crowd then eventually break edge when those kids break edge.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Sep 24,2009 4:00pm
Is that Anchors Up! in the beginning?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 24,2009 4:02pm
SteveSummoned said[orig][quote]
$100.00 says most straight edge kids are edge because they love to follow the crowd then eventually break edge when those kids break edge.


Pay the man!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 24,2009 4:10pm
"The only straight edge I need is the one that cuts my cocaine"



toggletoggle post by joeycobra  at Sep 24,2009 4:16pm
the_taste_of_cigarettes said[orig][quote]
Is that Anchors Up! in the beginning?


sure is.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Sep 24,2009 4:19pm
xEDGE TILL 21x

in all seriousness, its a good lifestyle to lead if you truly believe in it and aren't holier than thou about it, but in recent years, its a shitty trend that undermines people that have legit reasons for being edge



toggletoggle post by mIkeofdeCrePitude at Sep 24,2009 4:21pm
Break of the edgebreaker



toggletoggle post by timma at Sep 24,2009 4:23pm
Wow.

And that is exactly what gives straight edge kids a bad rap.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Sep 24,2009 4:52pm
Things like this make me want to break edge.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Sep 24,2009 4:57pm
I hate when people who just don't drink or do drugs say they're straight edge lawl.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Sep 24,2009 5:00pm
I hate people that have degrees of straight edge. "I'M SUPER STRAIGHT EDGE" or "I'M ALMOST STRAIGHT EDGE"



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Sep 24,2009 5:04pm
I'm super almost straight edge.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Sep 24,2009 5:16pm
I hate the idea of straight edge. Not doing drugs is cool, I can respect the choice, but who the FUCK defines them self on what they AREN'T? How empty and purposeless can a person be?



toggletoggle post by GUY at Sep 24,2009 5:21pm
STRAIGHT EDGE is gay...got it?



toggletoggle post by MikeOfDecrepitude at Sep 24,2009 5:46pm
"They were doing Angel Dust laced with Marijuana."

Uh..

What??

fucking tool.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Sep 24,2009 5:57pm
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
who the FUCK defines them self on what they AREN'T?


Isn't being drug free being something?



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Sep 24,2009 6:04pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
who the FUCK defines them self on what they AREN'T?


Isn't being drug free being something?


No.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Sep 24,2009 6:10pm
i always say. i don't skydive, but that doesn't make me ground edge



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 24,2009 6:13pm
ya well i'm serrated-edged. I'LL CUT YOU LIKE FUCKIN BREAD.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Sep 24,2009 6:16pm
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
Lamp said[orig][quote]
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
who the FUCK defines them self on what they AREN'T?


Isn't being drug free being something?


No.


Sure it is... being drug free is probably a more active decision for some people than doing drugs is for others. It just depends on how much you give a fuck. Not everyone who's drug free is gonna take part in straight edge subculture, not everyone who drinks is gonna go to school to be a bar tender, not everyone who smokes pot is going to subscribe to High Times.

Not that I'm trying to defend the people in this video particularly (I didn't even watch much of it), but they're obviously doing something.



toggletoggle post by BILLY MAYS HEARTS GLENN BECK at Sep 24,2009 8:45pm


XXFAGGOTSXX, GIVE BILLY YOUR NEW AND USED DRUGS.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Sep 24,2009 9:14pm
Dave_Maggot said[orig][quote]
i always say. i don't skydive, but that doesn't make me ground edge


Right-O



toggletoggle post by demondave at Sep 24,2009 9:20pm



For people who don't drink or use drugs, why does everyone in the trailer look like they just came out of rehab?



Did someone splice this with an episode of Intervention?












toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 24,2009 9:21pm
See, this is the same re-hashed argument to go with the same re-hashed straightedge doc.

Here's my thing. Let's assume for arguments sake that straightedge still exists and is relevant in 2009 (it doesn't, but shhh). How many times are we going to see the same fucking straightedge documentary. Great, we're making a straightedge doc. First thing's first, let's stop at Ian McKaye's house and see what he has to say about it. Probably the same thing he always does. "Blah blah blah I'm better than everyone." Let's go get Karl Earth Crisis... he's not a laughing stock. How many faces from how many cliche bands that gave up on straightegde in one way or another can we put together to tell the same stupid story that wasn't really true the first 200x we heard it.

OH, but this time let's get a couple of film school knobs together to think tank this one, maybe do some black and white shots with some Godspeed you Black Emperor sounding soundtrack to make it seem uber serious, and see how much cash we can put in their pockets for picking up on straightedge about 20 years too late.

When somebody comes knocking on my door to interview me about straightedge then I'll call it legit. Until then screw.



toggletoggle post by contagion   at Sep 24,2009 9:57pm
remember the r&b group, jagged edge? they weren't straight edge.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Sep 24,2009 10:27pm
how could there possibly be a documentary longer than like 19 minutes on this subject?

I used to be 'straight edge' but never actually CLAIMED edge. I just didnt drink or do drugs until i was about 19 because i didnt want to. I didnt think my decisions and feelings warranted picking up some kind of banner that set me apart from anyone else who did a couple of things that I didnt do. If thats your thing, then cool. But a documentary? Come on. On top of that, they make people who partake in drugs and alcohol out to look like a lot of junkies. I drink once...maybe twice a week. Same thing with smokin.' I'm far from a junkie. This is why I never claimed edge.



toggletoggle post by jaskillx at Sep 24,2009 11:40pm
contagion said[orig][quote]
remember the r&b group, jagged edge? they weren't straight edge.


LOL, you lose metal points for that one!



toggletoggle post by jaskillx at Sep 24,2009 11:46pm
demondave said[orig][quote]


Did someone splice this with an episode of Intervention?



intervention is such a great show, parents should make their kids watch an episode starting in elementary school!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 25,2009 12:09am
mOe said[orig][quote]
how could there possibly be a documentary longer than like 19 minutes on this subject?


Exactly. Let me see if I can guess the outline of this doc.

Intro: Straightedge is this phenomenon in today's youth in a world that's obsessed with drinking drugs, etc, etc dragged on for a few minutes.

Flash back to 1982 when Ian McKaye pioneered his way to the new world to found straightedge and give hope to generations to come (no mention of the fact that he gave up on it before episodes of Martin were even in syndication)

A bunch of super flowery blowjob narrative on how straightedge is the perfect alternative for kids who want to rebel against rebeling. Hooray!

WAIT! CONFLICT! Show the same 20/20 footage everyone has seen 100x over of militant straightedge kids beating up frat kids because Earth Crisis tacitly told them to.

More blowjob narrative on how that's not really what it's all about.

Then we bring it to 2009 where straightedge is still alive and well (hahaha!). B roll some stage dive footage, and tell the viewers to make up their own mind of the 10th wonder of the world: Straightedge.

Total Run Time: 5 minutes 14 seconds. Pay me.



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Sep 25,2009 12:13am
what losers they are so afraid of becoming dependent that they think all people who drink or do drugs end up on the street and beating their girlfriends...

I drink once a week, don't see me losing my job, or going to jail.



toggletoggle post by ernie at Sep 25,2009 12:24am
fuck school!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 25,2009 12:35am
TheRidersofDoom said[orig][quote]
what losers they are so afraid of becoming dependent that they think all people who drink or do drugs end up on the street and beating their girlfriends...

I drink once a week, don't see me losing my job, or going to jail.


Lose your job and beat your girlfriend OR YOU'RE A PUSSY



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Sep 25,2009 12:36am
I'm straightedge because i just accepted that I'm a pussy



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Sep 25,2009 12:48am
I wanna start a crazy movement called moderation edge. It says you can drink, smoke, do drugs, whatever, but.........this is the part so radical and groundbreaking.......you actually have to use your brain to choose moderate use, personal responsiblity and weight the pros and cons of your decisions. I've never heard of that because everyone is obviously either xx sober sallycore xx or shooting up in the bathroom daily.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Sep 25,2009 7:30am
U CRAZY



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 25,2009 9:54am
Dankill said[orig][quote]
I wanna start a crazy movement called moderation edge. It says you can drink, smoke, do drugs, whatever, but.........this is the part so radical and groundbreaking.......you actually have to use your brain to choose moderate use, personal responsiblity and weight the pros and cons of your decisions. I've never heard of that because everyone is obviously either xx sober sallycore xx or shooting up in the bathroom daily.


Don't know how you did it, but you actually came up with something more boring than Straightedge.



toggletoggle post by mIkeofdeCrePitude at Sep 25,2009 10:01am
So "moderation edge" is essentially that lost value we call responsibility.

You're really onto something there....



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Sep 25,2009 10:03am
MikeOfDecrepitude said[orig][quote]
"They were doing Angel Dust laced with Marijuana."

Uh..

What??

fucking tool.


You never heard of dustbones? They were all the rage back in the day. Seriously.



toggletoggle post by C.dEaD at Sep 25,2009 10:04am
mIkeofdeCrePitude said[orig][quote]
So "moderation edge" is essentially that lost value we call responsibility.





What time did you go home last night Mr. responsible who is going to get their ass handed to him in Killer Instinct?



toggletoggle post by mIkeofdeCrePitude at Sep 25,2009 10:06am
No, never, I live my life under a rock.
But yeah, listen to what the guy says in that video. How does one lace dust WITH Marijuana? Isn't it the other way around?



toggletoggle post by mIkeofdeCrePitude at Sep 25,2009 10:09am edited Sep 25,2009 10:10am
Pfft, a decent hour, 2:30 AM. I stayed up til 4 drinking and playing guitar, and woke up at 7 to be in work. Responsibility is my middle name. It's on later, friend.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Sep 25,2009 10:12am
You know what's awesome. Wine with a good meal.

You know what else is awesome, psilocybin mushrooms and watching Casiopea

bennyhillifier

If you can disagree with that, enjoy straight edge , but I don't get it.



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Sep 25,2009 10:19am
MikeOfDecrepitude said[orig][quote]
"They were doing Angel Dust laced with Marijuana."


hahahah that made me laugh too. you would think there was at least one non-straightedge kid working on this going no, that's not how it works



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 25,2009 10:36am



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Sep 25,2009 10:40am
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
You know what's awesome. Wine with a good meal.

You know what else is awesome, psilocybin mushrooms and watching Casiopea

bennyhillifier

If you can disagree with that, enjoy straight edge , but I don't get it.


They have such a good time playing, how can you not enjoy it? Look at those moves!



toggletoggle post by C.dEaD at Sep 25,2009 11:02am
mIkeofdeCrePitude said[orig][quote]
Pfft, a decent hour, 2:30 AM. I stayed up til 4 drinking and playing guitar, and woke up at 7 to be in work. Responsibility is my middle name. It's on later, friend.


Yeah call me tonight if you still want to hang. I ain't doing shit tonight so lets drink beer, smoke, play KI and watch fucked up movies. I just got the first volume of Ren and Stimpy the lost episodes last night. Fuck man, 4am? How the hell did you get to work this morning. I was fucking struggling to get up after going to bed at 1:30am and I only had three beers last night.



toggletoggle post by mIkeofdeCrePitude at Sep 25,2009 11:16am
Well, that's a legitimate question. Being the antithesis of straightedge, I guess I learned early on to adapt to this type of behavior. Also, I like making money.
I'll give you a call around 6 or so. If you don't have it, I'm thinking about bringing over the Khanate dvd. Anti party Friday.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Sep 25,2009 11:26am
C.dEaD said[orig][quote]
mIkeofdeCrePitude said[orig][quote]
Pfft, a decent hour, 2:30 AM. I stayed up til 4 drinking and playing guitar, and woke up at 7 to be in work. Responsibility is my middle name. It's on later, friend.


Yeah call me tonight if you still want to hang. I ain't doing shit tonight so lets drink beer, smoke, play KI and watch fucked up movies. I just got the first volume of Ren and Stimpy the lost episodes last night. Fuck man, 4am? How the hell did you get to work this morning. I was fucking struggling to get up after going to bed at 1:30am and I only had three beers last night.


Will you have anal sluts there?



toggletoggle post by C.dEaD at Sep 25,2009 11:30am
I have that dvd. It's actually sitting in my recently watched dvd section on my entertainment stand. I got tons of good shit so no worries. Bring anything you'd like though.



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