"almost every guy sees u as his friend maybe a few ae falling so hard they r i dont know if u have a bf your... guy friends all wanna beat the shit out of him if he makes u cry they are very protective of u!"

oh my god
what

A friend of mine took a quiz on facebook for "what do your guy friends think of you" and she got "one of the guys"

lol the hardest @ "one of the guys"

no such thing.

one of the guys means "i'll hang out with you and talk to you a little more normally, but i'm still just tryin to fuck you"

I despise the use of "u" for "you". It drives me fucking nuts. IT'S TWO MORE GODDAMN LETTERS. We're not talking about abbreviating "appointment" to "appt" or "regarding" to "re".

TWO LETTERS, u lazy scum.

Chris Rock said it. Penetration is everything to a woman. Otherwise you're "just friends."

i wholly agree. same with substituting 2 in words like today or tomorrow. and 4 in before.

It makes total sense if you're sending a text message from an older phone, especially when you can only send so many characters at a time.

My phone blows, in case you were wondering.

mine is antedeluvian so it takes forever to write a text. it'd be faster to chisel it into stone.