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returntothepit >> discuss >> How long without anal sex? by arktouros on Sep 16,2009 12:29pm
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toggletoggle post by arktouros at Sep 16,2009 12:29pm
4 years. You gotta be a keeper for me to enter the Brown Gate.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Sep 16,2009 12:30pm
24 years



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Sep 16,2009 12:30pm
Giving or taking?

I MEAN....



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Sep 16,2009 12:30pm
boblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
22 years



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 16,2009 12:40pm
A little over 2 years.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Sep 16,2009 1:22pm
in december it will be 2 years. she was a 7th grade math teacher



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Sep 16,2009 1:22pm
Consensual: 14 months



toggletoggle post by dontlivefastjustdienli at Sep 16,2009 1:24pm
7 years. had a gf in high school that loved that shit



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Sep 16,2009 1:26pm
I've seen movies like that



toggletoggle post by dontlivefastjustdie at Sep 16,2009 1:31pm
it was awesome...she ended up being lame as fuck though



toggletoggle post by Eli hhcb at Sep 16,2009 1:36pm
way less awesome in reality than imagined.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 16,2009 1:39pm
27 years and counting. I'll let someone fuck me in the ass when they let me fuck them in the ass first.



toggletoggle post by dontlivefastjustdie at Sep 16,2009 1:41pm
pam said[orig][quote]
27 years and counting. I'll let someone fuck me in the ass when they let me fuck them in the ass first.

haha...my wife's response exactly



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Sep 16,2009 2:01pm
Eli%20hhcb said[orig][quote]
way less awesome in reality than imagined.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 16,2009 2:02pm
dontlivefastjustdie said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
27 years and counting. I'll let someone fuck me in the ass when they let me fuck them in the ass first.

haha...my wife's response exactly


Fair is fair.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 16,2009 2:03pm
probably 2 long years.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Sep 16,2009 2:05pm
6 days 16 hours.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 16,2009 2:08pm edited Sep 16,2009 2:08pm
pam said[orig][quote]
27 years and counting. I'll let someone fuck me in the ass when they let me fuck them in the ass first.


is that a date?




toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Sep 16,2009 2:12pm
pam said[orig][quote]
27 years and counting. I'll let someone fuck me in the ass when they let me fuck them in the ass first.


Who wants to be the first RTTPer to get pegged by pam?



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Sep 16,2009 2:15pm
about 7 months now..



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 16,2009 2:24pm
Probably a month or so. I dig it. A2V is pretty cool, too. (A gentleman slaps on a new rubber, though - just common courtesy, really.)



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 16,2009 2:24pm edited Sep 16,2009 2:25pm
BUTTSEX OR YOURE IN A PUSSY



toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 16,2009 2:27pm
Doomkid said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
27 years and counting. I'll let someone fuck me in the ass when they let me fuck them in the ass first.


Who wants to be the first RTTPer to get pegged by pam?


I will even paint DICK IS BRO on the strap on.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 16,2009 2:28pm
haha, I haven't worn a condom since my teens.

ITT: I learn I am not a gentleman.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 16,2009 2:28pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
27 years and counting. I'll let someone fuck me in the ass when they let me fuck them in the ass first.


is that a date?



Only if you grow out your hair again so I can use it for leverage.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 16,2009 2:29pm
can you wear a Zack Codso mask too?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 16,2009 2:29pm
pam said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
27 years and counting. I'll let someone fuck me in the ass when they let me fuck them in the ass first.


is that a date?



Only if you grow out your hair again so I can use it for leverage.


i have long hair...butt its not on my head



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 16,2009 2:32pm
BREE BREE



toggletoggle post by starmummy at Sep 16,2009 3:02pm
I'd let my wife fuck me in the ass if she asked.



toggletoggle post by starmummy at Sep 16,2009 3:12pm
starmummy said[orig][quote]
I'd let my wife fuck me in the ass if she asked.


I forgot to mention that I would do it even if she wouldn't let me do it back...though that would be really rude if she didn't.



toggletoggle post by Where is my stimulus check? at Sep 16,2009 3:17pm
Ick.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Sep 16,2009 5:49pm
i dated this girl in 2006 who begged me for ass to mouth, so i was taking a shower at her apartment and gave her her wish, she finished me off and i told her to move, she didnt listen, so i pissed in her face.



toggletoggle post by Demon Slices at Sep 16,2009 8:05pm
A buncha years. Like 6 or so.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Sep 16,2009 8:37pm
I hung out with Ledney a few weeks ago. That's gotta count for somethin'



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Sep 16,2009 9:23pm
xgodzillax said[orig][quote]
in december it will be 2 years. she was a 7th grade math teacher


And weighed 9000 lbs.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Sep 16,2009 9:23pm
xgodzillax said[orig][quote]
i dated this girl in 2006 who begged me for ass to mouth, so i was taking a shower at her apartment and gave her her wish, she finished me off and i told her to move, she didnt listen, so i pissed in her face.


She was also 9000 lbs.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 16,2009 9:41pm
or not actually real.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Sep 16,2009 10:22pm
oh you people have no idea about me.. keep making assumptions you cunt.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 16,2009 10:31pm
This is what google image search gave me for "BITCH, YOU DON'T KNOW ME". Enjoy.




toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Sep 17,2009 12:01pm



im sure that has been you a number of times, since you never shut up and give your opinion when it isnt wanted



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 17,2009 12:12pm edited Sep 17,2009 12:12pm
speaking of never shutting up and giving opinions that arent wanted...



toggletoggle post by Where is my stimulus check? at Sep 17,2009 12:24pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
I hung out with Ledney a few weeks ago.


Ledney is a misunderstood genius.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 17,2009 12:38pm
Doomkid said[orig][quote]
6 days 16 hours.
ttos reunion?



toggletoggle post by Tony Eveready at Oct 26,2012 1:17pm
Spread them asscheeks, bitch! Spread them motherfuckers!



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Oct 26,2012 1:23pm
a long time...

i've only really dated 1 girl that legitimately enjoyed it and wanted it...most girls just refuse to, I've found.

I can take it or leave it...



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Oct 26,2012 1:26pm
pam said[orig][quote]



I LOOOOOVE NEW YORK




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 26,2012 1:38pm
Most non-raunchy girls dont want to try it. Same thing with taking it on the face.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Oct 26,2012 1:43pm
It's one of the things that I never request but when it's offered I'm all for it. Then I tell her alright enough with that strap on. Ha, drunk by 1:30!



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Oct 26,2012 1:46pm
About 2 weeks ago. banged this chick in the shitter who i have not seen in about 10 years. She found me and asked if I wanted to hang out. A few bowls later She asked for it in the rump and I obliged.



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Oct 26,2012 2:03pm
Frost the donut.



toggletoggle post by bullshit police at Oct 26,2012 2:05pm
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
About 2 weeks ago. banged this chick in the shitter who i have not seen in about 10 years. She found me and asked if I wanted to hang out. A few bowls later She asked for it in the rump and I obliged.


your arrested



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 26,2012 2:07pm
wow, I would really enjoy sliding it into a b-hole right about now.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Oct 26,2012 2:09pm
oh man... seeing old posts is funny...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 26,2012 2:10pm
turning a b-hole in a c-hole.



toggletoggle post by eye-gore at Oct 26,2012 2:19pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
turning an a-hole into a b-hole in a c-hole.



toggletoggle post by Dana DeArmond at Jun 28,2013 11:49am
Tee hee! Hi guys!



toggletoggle post by cuckold siffredi at Aug 20,2013 12:03pm
ten seconds



toggletoggle post by bloblovesanal at Aug 20,2013 3:16pm
Man oh Manischewitz! I just love sticking it in a gaping pooper!



toggletoggle post by superfagalicious expeealadocious at Aug 20,2013 10:21pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 20,2013 10:35pm
Long enough to turn my green eyes brown



toggletoggle post by death-metal  at Aug 25,2013 11:41pm
8============D ((*))



toggletoggle post by Goatrider  at Aug 26,2013 12:50am
2 weeks, but a year and a half since it was agreed on beforehand.



toggletoggle post by Franklin Delanal Roosevelt at Sep 25,2015 2:33pm
Seventy years, five months.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 25,2015 2:50pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
I've seen movies like that


Bump for cinematic appreciation



toggletoggle post by judging panel at Sep 27,2015 11:28am
Franklin%20Delanal%20Roosevelt said[orig][quote]
Seventy years, five months.


Thread champ crowned



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