What's the longest (after your first) that you've gone without sex?

I'm going over a month. I've gone longer without but a month is still frustrating.

and the thing that makes it more absurd is that I doesn't have to be this way. Bah.

Maybe 3 months???

2 years

15 minutes

7 hours

I don't have to wait that long either but I get frustrated and insecure and usually have to tell the whole world about it.

2 days

freshman year of college i went a year and 4 months which was terrible cuz i expected college to be an ever flowing stream of pussy and drugs. towards the end i think i knew briefly what its like to be a misogynist sociopath, i would see a hot girl and feel this weird mixture of eroticism and homicidal rage, weird stuff, in retrospect as i do pretty well for myself nowadays...

Hahaha I know how it goes.

I had sex yesterday. With both hands.

a few weeks. past couple years i just haven't even been trying.

I'm saving myself for Marilyn Monroe in Valhalla.

get in line buddy!

too long

Sounds crazy, but me too. I realized after me and my wife split that pussy=less drumming.

1year 4 months 23 days currently. Longest dryspell of my life. But I haven't been trying

Jim- is that an actual count?

Rough estimation to the best of my knowledge, yes. Women get in the way. I like being single and free right now but I sure do miss the clam right now.

does finger-blasting count?

Depends who finger-blasted you.

YO MAMA

Yeah, that counts.

4+ years and it was one of the best times of my life!

I never kept track. Never liked sex enough to give a damn.

smelling fingers ftw

DID YOUR MOTHER USED TO HANG OUT AT DOCKSIDE BARS, BILLY?

"Do you like baseball?"

TGFB FTW

probably 6-weeks.

Feast or Famine. For a while it was impressive feasts followed by long famines.

and that famines name is marriage.

a well balanced diet

ya its def feast or famine.... but the feasts are usually quite plentiful.

Haha, been about a year for me. I am not trying either. But if I did get my horn scraped right now I would not just spurt cum, I would piss it.

Drugs|Music > Sex

Agreed 100%

a mix of all 3 is optimal.

that means you are doing it wrong

Almost 2 years, but I wasn't trying at all. Now I love sex but hate relationships. They come and they go. Currently going on 3 weeks.

I dunno man... the thing about sex is that it absolutely requires another person. I prefer something you can indulge in with nobody else around and with no delay either. It'd be inhuman to say I don't like sex at all but it's not my favorite thing in the world, you know?

I just need a girl that likes NSA stuff because if it was otherwise, I'd completely be wasting my time with these subhumans

... no offense ;)

CONDOMS? WHAT AM I A SAILOR, BABY?

Going on 2 1/2 months now. A nigga 'bout ta act a fool!

maybe your hate forest inspired band will get some hot ukrainian broads.

He'll be frolicking through a Hate fuck forest

since April 2007

National Association of Accountants?

That's cold, man.

you already replied wren lol

yes I know! Just reminding people... (and myself aRG!)

hah yeah it might help. being in a band usually does.

That stands for NAA, not NSA.

14 years.

I don't go without sex for too long because I treat girls like dirt and usually always have at least one girl to cheat on whatever girlfriend with

I plan on breaking my month-long dry spell this evening.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! Horn scrape.......FTW