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You're such a retard, Hoser. We'd probably be friends if u lived closer.

move out of that armpit you call a state and make it happen.
and bring your shows with you, too!

Who me?

why, what's a more armpit of a state? connecticut or new hampshire? that's a good question. I guess MA is the butthole if that's the case

Well, I have no idea what to say to that. I assure you that we would be friends and that you would soon realize that I am the catalyst for many internet wars. I have dun drunk many a beer with those that would think me their enemy....oh, and then I slit their throats, pulled up my Aikidogi and skittered off for some fresh buffalo wings.

I would shake your hand, Hoser. Probably even crack a cold one.

At least NH has pristine nature. CT has pristine bodegas though...

I even know a bodega where you can buy both a La Virgen de Guadalupe devotional candle and a 6 pack of cold cervezas... on a Sunday.




... And Hoser - we wouldn't drink beers - we'd drink bourbon. And tell jokes about non-whites.

Better believe it.

you know, egg salad sandwiches always sound unappetizing. But then you make on from scratch and it really pays off

I like egg sald for about a week...then I get sick of it.

Cracking a cold one = good.

Pristine nature = GREAT

Bodega = BO-DAY-GA...whats that? I'm really good at fake karate!