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returntothepit >> discuss >> Halloween II (the remake) by RustyPS on Aug 30,2009 9:55pm
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toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Aug 30,2009 9:55pm
awful.....awful......reallllllllllllly fucking awful

although I wouldn't have minded it if it wasn't a Mike Myers movie

Halloween purists WILL hate this, guaranteed



toggletoggle post by notorious_D.U.G. at Aug 30,2009 11:04pm
fuck rob zombie and his wife with a big white horse cock.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 30,2009 11:25pm
Didn't like the first rob zombie halloween remake either.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 30,2009 11:26pm
Hollywood needs to stop "re-imagining" or "remaking" good films of all genres. Uncreative, talentless assclowns we got in Hollywood these days.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 31,2009 7:23am
wow, didn't see this coming. i'll eat his skin if he even dares defile Halloween III.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Aug 31,2009 7:53am
I didn't see the remake of the first Halloween.....but this one wasn't even close to the original

the whole original movie took place in the hospital...in this one, the only scene in the hospital was a dream

and Zombie explored Michael's psychosis...which was an awful idea and seemed like an excuse to have his wife in the movie (she plays Michael's mother)



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 31,2009 7:59am
yeah she plays his mother in the first one. well the first "remake" was a total abomination. it made Michael Myers out to be an angry little boy from a broken family. Michael Myers is the embodiment of pure evil, no one knows why, not some pussy bitch whose parents hated each other. then he ends up in a mental home and tries to act like he belongs in Slipknot. don't waste your time watching it, if you hated this one, you'll probably hate the first even more.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 31,2009 8:01am
i love House of 1000 Corpses, but overall Zombie has completely failed as a director. his Conan "remake" is going to be horrible. you can't build a career off of remakes. write originals or you are a failed hack.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Aug 31,2009 8:06am
and another thing....in certain death scenes, as Michael is violently stabbing someone, he starts grunting...wtf is that



toggletoggle post by SteveSummoned   at Aug 31,2009 9:17am
House of a 1,000 Corpses was a giant let down as to originals but I thought Devil's Rejects was awesome. I wouldn't say the Halloween remake was a masterpiece but I thought it was good.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Aug 31,2009 9:23am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
i love House of 1000 Corpses, but overall Zombie has completely failed as a director. his Conan "remake" is going to be horrible. you can't build a career off of remakes. write originals or you are a failed hack.


he's making a Conan remake...whyy oh why do you need to fuck with a classic. did enjoy 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects (and have no shame in spinning Hellbilly Deluxe sometimes) but you DON'T MESS WITH CONAN, ROB, and your wife should shut her whore trap.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Aug 31,2009 9:51am
I just heard he's doing a remake of The Blob too....ugh



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 31,2009 10:52am
i thought The Devil's Rejects was one of the worst pieces of shit ever filmed.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 31,2009 11:05am
If Rob Zombie is such a true horror fan he would know better not to touch any classics. I refuse to watch any remake he has a part in. I dug Devil's Rejects to a point, but the way he writes dialogue is fucking horrendous. He's like the Kevin Smith of horror.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 31,2009 11:09am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
i thought The Devil's Rejects was one of the worst pieces of shit ever filmed.


i'm curious as to why... i thought it was pretty fuckin creepy and gory



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 31,2009 11:11am
I liked TDR and HoaTC because they were original. It showed some creativity. All his "re-imaginings" need to stop though.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Aug 31,2009 11:12am
I want him to do a Frogs remake



toggletoggle post by anonymouse nli at Aug 31,2009 12:56pm
I thought 'The Devil's Rejects' was his only original film.
'House of 1,000 Corpses' was more of a re-make/interpretation of 'Spider Baby' (which, funny enough, has Sid Haig in it.)
So that's one for four?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 31,2009 1:09pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
Yeti said[orig][quote]
i thought The Devil's Rejects was one of the worst pieces of shit ever filmed.


i'm curious as to why... i thought it was pretty fuckin creepy and gory


i just thought it was a pointless reason to throw those characters into another movie, have them do deplorable shit, and then go out in a cop-out ending. Sheri Moon should only be allowed in front of a camera if she is naked. the characters should have been left to the imagination, i liked how at the end of House it said "THE END". if they were to be put in another movie, i'd like to see more about Dr. Satan and how they all came together, and that supernatural, eerie vibe i liked so much about House. i just felt it had no charm like the first one. i think that movie is excellent.



toggletoggle post by aril at Aug 31,2009 1:14pm
i cuold care less about that movie but I need to know the answer to this question:

any fappable parts?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 31,2009 1:16pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
Yeti said[orig][quote]
i thought The Devil's Rejects was one of the worst pieces of shit ever filmed.


i'm curious as to why... i thought it was pretty fuckin creepy and gory


i just thought it was a pointless reason to throw those characters into another movie, have them do deplorable shit, and then go out in a cop-out ending. Sheri Moon should only be allowed in front of a camera if she is naked. the characters should have been left to the imagination, i liked how at the end of House it said "THE END". if they were to be put in another movie, i'd like to see more about Dr. Satan and how they all came together, and that supernatural, eerie vibe i liked so much about House. i just felt it had no charm like the first one. i think that movie is excellent.


fair enough



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Aug 31,2009 1:37pm edited Aug 31,2009 1:37pm
aril said[orig][quote]
i cuold care less about that movie but I need to know the answer to this question:

any fappable parts?
nope

well, actually there were some titties, but briefly



toggletoggle post by SteveSummoned   at Aug 31,2009 3:17pm
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
I just heard he's doing a remake of The Blob too....ugh


If you remake a remake does that make it an original?



toggletoggle post by demondave at Sep 3,2009 10:56pm


Almost every complaint/bad review I've heard falls under two categories: Remakes shouldn't be done and Mike Meyers shouldn't have a back history.

I am not opposed to remakes, and I don't understand why anyone who didn't like the first would see and review the second.

I liked it. The dream sequences were great. Brutal killings. Good visuals. I enjoyed the changes he made to the first movie. I liked the originals, and I like these too.






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