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returntothepit >> discuss >> Pulling Out: No so bad! (ATTN: Yeti) by pam on Aug 19,2009 6:22pm
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toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 19,2009 6:22pm
Seems you were onto something, Yeti.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/21/health/21cond.html?_r=1

So reproductive experts were taken aback by a paper in the June issue of Contraception magazine. Based on an analysis of studies, the paper pronounced withdrawal “almost as effective as the male condom — at least when it comes to pregnancy prevention.”

“If the male partner withdraws before ejaculation every time a couple has vaginal intercourse, about 4 percent of couples will become pregnant over the course of a year,” the authors write.

And if you like the best positions for maximum pull-out effectiveness:

http://sexsecretsblog.com/best-withdrawal-method-sex-positions/

The above mentions knowing when your lady (assuming you fuck on the reg) is ovulating. Steer clear of those few days and that'll bring your percentage on par with condoms if this is all correct.

If your lady doesn't know when she's egg dropping, tell her to look it up. I avoided being pregnant for almost 10 years knowing that, and got pregnant the first try because I knew that. It's good to know.

Happy boning!





toggletoggle post by Aril mobile at Aug 19,2009 6:44pm
Sex ist krieg



toggletoggle post by secthammer at Aug 19,2009 6:59pm
FTW



toggletoggle post by sever at Aug 19,2009 7:34pm
Pulling out kind of ruins it.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 19,2009 9:21pm edited Aug 19,2009 9:21pm
its easier to just dump a load in a broad and the push her down the stairs if necessary.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Aug 19,2009 9:23pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
its easier to just dump a load in a broad and the push her down the stairs if necessary.



oh how true this is...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 19,2009 10:00pm
they are absolutely wrong.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 19,2009 10:39pm
sever said[orig][quote]
Pulling out kind of ruins it.


Kids ruin it more.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 19,2009 10:39pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
they are absolutely wrong.


Yeah I tend to side with you. :-\



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 19,2009 10:42pm
i dunno...i haven't heard any pregnancy pulling out stories...i guess it also depends on timing of the pulling out.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Aug 19,2009 11:32pm
My rhymes are so potent that in this small sentence I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant.



toggletoggle post by DYA NLI W/ ADD at Aug 19,2009 11:39pm
WIN



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 20,2009 7:41am
sever said[orig][quote]
Pulling out kind of ruins it.


i completely disagree. the best part is hosing her down.

Rev seems to think that this method is 100% fallible, but i disagree. i mean its not perfect by any means, you have to have ultimate control, and even then a little bit can leak out. But for those out there that won't use a condom, this is certainly a way to significantly lower your chances.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 20,2009 7:48am
It has been proven over and over again, if you use this method and haven't knocked the bitch up, then one of you is shooting blanks.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 20,2009 7:50am
I've gone with this method since '98 or so and have only knocked up three broads.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 20,2009 9:08am
only
LOL is that out of a total of 4?

:-)



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 20,2009 9:10am
saying that pulling out is a good method is like saying putting your dick close to a spinning bike chain. You do it a few times and people are all like "What are you doing!?!?!"
and you reply "but I've done it a few times and I'm fine. Plus, it's not like I'm sticking my dick right into the bike chain."
Eventually, you will get your dickhead ripped off by the spinning bike chain. Maybe if someone warned you... oh wait, we did warn you.

Also, if condoms suck so much, then get yourself a bitch who doesn't suck in the sack and isn't loose as a long necked goose.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 20,2009 9:12am
Three out of ten, I think.



toggletoggle post by XmikeX at Aug 20,2009 9:16am
pam said[orig][quote]
sever said[orig][quote]
Pulling out kind of ruins it.


Kids ruin it more.


Pulling out of kids ruins it.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 20,2009 9:17am
XmikeX said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
sever said[orig][quote]
Pulling out kind of ruins it.


Kids ruin it more.


Pulling out of kids ruins it.
Channeling MSD



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 20,2009 9:27am
i was trying to be funny Rich...guess i failed...



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 20,2009 9:28am
Aaron's unfunniness is sexually transmitted.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 20,2009 9:41am
this is ridiculous

there isn't enough birth control in the world

I don't trust this study.

I think Christians are behind it. Breeding fucks.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 20,2009 9:52am
this thread is full of lulz



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 20,2009 9:52am
Muslims breed wayyyyyyyyyy more than Christians. At least ones in the Middle East.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 20,2009 10:27am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Muslims breed wayyyyyyyyyy more than Christians. At least ones in the Middle East.
what about mexicans?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 20,2009 10:28am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
saying that pulling out is a good method is like saying putting your dick close to a spinning bike chain. You do it a few times and people are all like "What are you doing!?!?!"
and you reply "but I've done it a few times and I'm fine. Plus, it's not like I'm sticking my dick right into the bike chain."
Eventually, you will get your dickhead ripped off by the spinning bike chain. Maybe if someone warned you... oh wait, we did warn you.

Also, if condoms suck so much, then get yourself a bitch who doesn't suck in the sack and isn't loose as a long necked goose.


haha excellent analogy



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 20,2009 10:38am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
saying that pulling out is a good method is like saying putting your dick close to a spinning bike chain. You do it a few times and people are all like "What are you doing!?!?!"
and you reply "but I've done it a few times and I'm fine. Plus, it's not like I'm sticking my dick right into the bike chain."
Eventually, you will get your dickhead ripped off by the spinning bike chain. Maybe if someone warned you... oh wait, we did warn you.

Also, if condoms suck so much, then get yourself a bitch who doesn't suck in the sack and isn't loose as a long necked goose.


It hang like sleeve of wizard.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Aug 20,2009 11:38am
ive worn a condom with one girl but took it off and shot down her throat. ive blown loads in 4 broads one of which wasnt on the pill, she got pregnant. all the others i just pulled out, and shot it on their face/tits/ass/back/stomach/mouth, etc etc. and outta those ones, only 1 got pregnant.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Aug 20,2009 11:39am
xgodzillax said[orig][quote]
ive worn a condom with one girl but took it off and shot down her throat. ive blown loads in 4 broads one of which wasnt on the pill, she got pregnant. all the others i just pulled out, and shot it on their face/tits/ass/back/stomach/mouth, etc etc. and outta those ones, only 1 got pregnant.


Ok kids, story time is over.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 20,2009 11:40am
for those of you who dont want kids at anypoint, just get snipped. simple as that



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 20,2009 11:44am
if you think sex with condoms sucks, you and/or your partner probably just suck at it.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 20,2009 11:46am edited Aug 20,2009 11:46am
it's a known fact that condoms aren't as good as no-condoms. it's just not the same. but it still feels good at least
and besides, how many girls like condoms anyway? not that many these days haha



toggletoggle post by Eli_hhcb at Aug 20,2009 11:46am
spooge



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 20,2009 11:46am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
for those of you who dont want kids at anypoint, give a fake name. simple as that



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 20,2009 11:48am
haha



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 20,2009 11:53am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
it's a known fact that condoms aren't as good as no-condoms. it's just not the same. but it still feels good at least
and besides, how many girls like condoms anyway? not that many these days haha



definitely not making the claim that it's better with condoms. I'm just saying that if you think it out and out sucks UR DOING IT WRONG.



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