Yeah that broad's crazy, but didn't it tip him off that his girlfriend wasn't like "I'll miss you for 2 weeks". He knew that shit was coming.
I dunno about that. I have a feeling he was just so used to her day-to-day obliviousness that he actually started to underestimate how dense she would be, like "Yeah she DOES get distracted by keys and shiny objects, but there's no way in hell this hasn't sunk into her by now that I'm gonna be backpacking in Europe for two weeks." I've seen this happen a number of times and the dude alwaysa gets blown away by the girl's new found levels of "derrr"
It's funny cause this weekend carina forgot that I was going to the gym sunday mornings again. I got a lot of txts and a couple vms/missed calls from her.