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returntothepit >> discuss >> GET DRUNK AT WORK OR YOU'RE A by MikeOvDecrepitvde on Jul 10,2009 9:32am
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toggletoggle post by MikeOvDecrepitvde at Jul 10,2009 9:32am
...Yeah, I'm not even going there.

And if you happen to be edge, the work place would be an appropriate setting for you to break it. Get wasted, punch your boss out and blow that bonus/promotion you worked so diligently for.

JUST DO IT.



toggletoggle post by timma at Jul 10,2009 9:34am
I wish I had my 34oz Bubba Keg cup. I could sip booze drink out of that all day and no one would know the difference.

Minus me taking my shirt off, cussing everybody out, and lighting my desk on fire.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jul 10,2009 9:35am



toggletoggle post by MikeOvDecrepitvde at Jul 10,2009 9:36am
^ YES



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 10,2009 9:37am
I took 5 tequila shots on my lunch last year, then realized I had a meeting after that. pretty unwise decision



toggletoggle post by blue  at Jul 10,2009 9:37am
SMOKE WEED AT WORK OR YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COKS IN HELL



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 10,2009 9:38am
and I vaguely remember making this thread after more of them: http://text.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=56413&downlows=2



toggletoggle post by MikeOvDecrepitvde at Jul 10,2009 9:51am
I worked overtime yesterday so I wouldn't have to do much today. After Arcturus' Sham Mirrors is over, I'm burning one down, fixing another drink and watching Maximum Overdrive on my bosses computer.



toggletoggle post by timma at Jul 10,2009 9:53am
Holy shit I haven't seen that movie in so long...Estevez is epic



toggletoggle post by MikeOvDecrepitvde at Jul 10,2009 9:54am
You are correct sir



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Jul 10,2009 11:41am
i work at a liquor store so im into it



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 10,2009 11:49am
I'm eating BBQ brisket



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 10,2009 11:53am
Mike Shea is fucking wasted.



toggletoggle post by MikeOvDecrepitvde at Jul 10,2009 11:54am
ATTN: xmikex

You break edge, I'll break veg.
OB's tonight.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 10,2009 12:01pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]


thanks for the new wallpaper brian



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jul 10,2009 12:07pm
ITT: Abe Lincoln throwing goat



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 10,2009 12:09pm
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
ITT: Abe Lincoln throwing goat


hahahaaha that made me lol



toggletoggle post by MikeOvDecrepitvde at Jul 10,2009 12:10pm
To raise the stakes, alcohol is on me, and you can take me to a Brazilian BBQ and force me to eat dead animals. I'm a man of my word, only because I'm drunk at 12 PM.



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Jul 10,2009 12:12pm
Damn Mike, I need your job.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 10,2009 12:15pm
What do you do again?
My dream job would be to ride Falkor in Fantasia all day. I hope your job is as cool as that



toggletoggle post by MikeOvDecrepitvde at Jul 10,2009 12:19pm
I'm an assitant maintenance supervisor for a large property management company, and Friday is our slowest day. You see, some companies have dress down day, but my work place has alcohol day. Funny thing is, I'm the only one who participates in it.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 10,2009 12:43pm
my dream job would be head groundskeeper of Morla the turtle's shell.



toggletoggle post by XmikeX at Jul 10,2009 12:47pm
Im on the phone with my mom and Mike is texting me about snorting coke, and listening to Slapshot



toggletoggle post by MikeOvDecrepitvde at Jul 10,2009 12:49pm
HeyI !'m the drunk one, I said delay should blow coke! I'm not trying to take you over the edge here (no pun intended)



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jul 10,2009 12:49pm
XmikeX said[orig][quote]
Im on the phone with my mom and Mike is texting me about snorting coke, and listening to Slapshot
that's cause Mike is a winner



toggletoggle post by XmikeX at Jul 10,2009 12:55pm
If I'm breaking edge I'm smoking crack, and taking my rightful place on a Brockton street corner.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jul 10,2009 12:55pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
brian_dc said[orig][quote]


thanks for the new wallpaper brian


xCasualtyxFridayx is a national holiday where I come from



toggletoggle post by markrichardsworkiework at Jul 10,2009 1:00pm
I'm edge and I just drank a beer at work.

A root beer. It was fucking delicious, especially accompanied by that cheese and black bean enchilada. Mmmmm.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 10,2009 1:00pm
You crazy faggot.



toggletoggle post by markrichardsworkiework at Jul 10,2009 1:01pm
You wish you were as hard as me, Rich.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 10,2009 1:08pm
well if its root beer you mean then i'm guildiddalyilty as chardiddalyarged!



toggletoggle post by markrichardsworkiework at Jul 10,2009 1:12pm
Tony, your usage of Simpsons references on RTTP that are actually relevant to the threads in which they are posted are rivaled by none. I congratulate you sir.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 10,2009 1:31pm
hahaha thanks, i'm glad to know that my countless hours of skipping out on everything but work and beer to watch my DVD seasons has proved lucrative.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 10,2009 1:33pm edited Jul 10,2009 1:34pm
i'm convinced that tony could carry on any conversation for this rest of his life using only simpsons rhetoric.



toggletoggle post by markrichardsworkiework at Jul 10,2009 1:38pm
That would be a worthwhile life.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jul 10,2009 1:45pm
he's not the baron but he sounds drunk. take him in.



toggletoggle post by MikeOvDecrepitvde at Jul 10,2009 1:55pm
Mom to Mike Shea: "Blow coke with Mike, or you're a pussy."



toggletoggle post by MikeOvDecrepitvde at Jul 10,2009 1:55pm
I don't even do coke anymore, so we can eat painkillers and listen to French black metal. Don't even say you're not down.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 10,2009 1:59pm
Fuck french black metal.
Listen to Kekal, pure Indonesian whiteblack metal.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 10,2009 2:00pm
or, better yet. how about taking some downers and listening to Uaral's Sounds of Pain?



toggletoggle post by MikeOvDecrepitvde at Jul 10,2009 2:00pm
Jim, why are you trying to fuck this up?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 10,2009 2:05pm
because I'm jealous that you're drinking and I'm not.



toggletoggle post by MikeOvDecrepitvde at Jul 10,2009 2:06pm
Good enough reason.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 10,2009 2:10pm
well, if it makes you feel better, I just sharted.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 10,2009 2:12pm
blue said[orig][quote]
SMOKE WEED AT WORK IF YOUR NAME IS JIM
fix'd



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 10,2009 2:13pm
which Jim? definitely not me, I've never touched the stuff.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 10,2009 2:26pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
well if its root beer you mean then i'm guildiddalyilty as chardiddalyarged!


If it's cold and yella you've got juice there fella. If it's tangy and brown you're in cider town. Course in Canada the whole thing's flip flopped.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 10,2009 3:24pm
now there's two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky...

"You can stay, but I'm leaving." ooooooooooooo



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Nov 26,2012 1:08pm
Not sure if drunk, there's a therapy pony kissing an old man in a wheelchair outside my window right now.



toggletoggle post by Monastat 7 at Nov 26,2012 7:25pm
NEVER LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE ANUS



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 26,2012 7:30pm
troll identified.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Nov 27,2012 1:38pm
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René DesCartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am."



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Nov 27,2012 1:56pm
As if today wasn't depressing enough, this gets bumped.

This really makes me miss my old job.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Nov 27,2012 2:00pm
I miss your old job too :C that AC saved my life more than once.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Nov 27,2012 2:05pm
Haha, yeah, that thing was a beast. My boss was ok with you coming in and socializing since you showed up one day wearing your AC/DC shirt.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Nov 27,2012 2:06pm
Speaking of which, he used to do mean rendition of Thunderstruck at his desk. You just had to be there...



toggletoggle post by Boozegood at Nov 27,2012 2:10pm edited Nov 27,2012 2:11pm
EDIT: On second thought I'm not going to post that.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Nov 27,2012 2:14pm
PETITION TO GET SHOES' OLD JOB BACK

SIGN HERE:




toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Nov 27,2012 2:14pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
PETITION TO GET SHOES' OLD JOB BACK

SIGN HERE: Ross Ess

dun



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