BLERK?

DOs AND DON'Ts

I'm used to sentences with subjects and predicates.

I got the book as a gift. rules.

hey mike, do you like Bizarre magazine at all??

or rather how many do you have? it's obvious you'd love it dude!

haha this is exactly what i thought.

I picked up an issue of Vice years ago in NYC. I'm always entertained when I come across an issue. The Do's and Don'ts book is worth it.

Have you seen the DVD? Fucking unbelievable.

Vice = post-ironic hipster niggers.

...and Bizarre hasn't been good for about two years. Perhaps three. The first few years were godly, however. There was an A-Z of deviant sex where I learned about both squicking and shit blisters. Riveting.

hasn't been good??? it might not be on par with old stuff but it's still well worth every page dude!

Vice is an excellent example of the axiom:

Montreal+cocaine=Awesome

also of note is the axiom:

Quebec+0.1mg cocaine=(John+Kordic)-pulse

Bizarre has definitely taken a nosedive, at least from the six or so issues I saw over the past year. I used to be a frequent reader. I suppose I'm a jaded old prick and it's still way more gooder than 90% of other magazines, but the damn thing used to just radiate glory. Now it's all "Pish-posh, here's Masuimi Max's wretched tits for the 1000th time"

Vice might as well be written in hipster hieroglyphics. I'm not a faggot, so I can't understand what the big deal is.

You need special hipster decoder glasses like this homely bitch

I'll be doing an interview with these faggos. Should I make fun of hipsters the whole time?

yes.

Done.

I should say I've been bitter about hipsters and blackos ever since I was raped by representatives from each group on two separate occasions in alleys.

Beautiful. And be sure to let them know that irony is for douchebags.

Vice: So where did you get the idea to do Holladaddy?
MSD: Fuck you faggots. This interview is over. *slams door*
Vice: There goes the most pretentious man that ever lived... god I'm hard.

wait, whats ironic? whats ironic mean?

yawn

http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=989
"When one girl in the room understands the merits of squishing her pudge around, everyone else can dress like Frankenstein and give it up to anyone who asks, they’re still invisible."

rofl