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New site? Maybe some day.
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My name is Zack Codso, I'm 22 years old, I've been singing my entire life, and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon. I'm looking for a very diverse Hard Rock/Alt band.
Rules for Reply:
No Junkies or Coke Heads
Don't Waste My Time if You Are a Racist
Age Range 18-27
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR HARDCORE, THRASH, METALCORE, GRIND, APPLECORE, COREONTHECOB, OR ANYTHING OF THAT NATURE!!! Nothing against the style, but it's not what I'm looking for and I don't want any replys for that kind of music. My influence list will make it clear.
No Arrogance. Yes, you must have an ego to some extent if you're gonna get on stage and entertain, but if talk shit about the bands playing at your show because you truely believe you're better than them and everyone else, then you can take a dive off the Gofuckyourself Gate Bridge.
Pretty much I'm looking for people that I can not only play good music w/, but can also be good friends with. How good of friends your band is to you is a bigger deal than you think in the long run.
Zack Codso the Musician:
I play guitar for writting purposes, but not as a position because I can't keep time for shit. I've sang for bands such as Red Eagle's Tune, Unspoken Hero, Echo, and just recently The Angel's Share. I have a naturally raspy singing voice (i don't do it on purpose and it's not from the smoking) with a dynamic range (sometimes soft and low, sometimes loud and high all in one song), and I also have a scream used for intros, outros and breakdowns (in the likes of Chino from Deftones or Steve from Taproot).
Influences:
Deftones, Taproot, Sevendust, Korn, A Perfect Circle, Breaking Benjamin, Radiohead, Stone Sour, Stone Temple Pilots, VAST, Prospect Hill, 4:20 (the band, not the substance), Escape to Everything, Stock 7, 40 Below Summer, Papa Roach, 10 Years, Anome, Chevelle, Smashing Pumpkins, Adema, The Blank Theory, Burn Season, Candlebox, Cold, Filter, Finger Eleven, Fuel, Incubus, Linkin Park, 311, Must, Nonpoint, The Roots, Seether, Stabbing Westward, Stereomud, Sydonia, Team Sleep, Three Days Grace, Trapt, select songs by 36 Crazyfists, Limp Bizkit (music, not Fred Durst). See, diverse, but not afraid to experiment with styles and sounds
Contact:
http://myspace.com/zackcodso
http://myspace.com/zackcodsotunes
colorsoftime22@yahoo.com
978-895-1772
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How bout a niggercore band? |
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10 years ago called, they want their bands back |
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Also, what's wrong with Thrash? |
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-No Junkies or Coke Heads
-Don't Waste My Time if You Are a Racist
-I'M NOT LOOKING FOR HARDCORE, THRASH, METALCORE, GRIND, APPLECORE, COREONTHECOB, OR ANYTHING OF THAT NATURE!!!
-Korn,
-Breaking Benjamin,
-Stone Sour,
-4:20 (the band, not the substance)
- Papa Roach,
-Linkin Park,
-Limp Bizkit (music, not Fred Durst).
-See, diverse, but not afraid to experiment with styles and sounds
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Word of advice - leave this messageboard completely, don't ever come back. You will watch your life unfold in front of your eyes, as you will be torn to pieces by everyone here based of the aforementioned stuff.
I'd recommend craigslist.
And that's not diverse at all, dude...
You better scram while you still can. |
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can i go onstage with a hitler stache? |
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My name is Zack Codso, I'm 22 years old, I've been singing my entire life, and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.
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ITT: Godsmack karaoke all stars |
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How bout a niggercore band? |
Coffee on my keyboard, thx. |
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You're from Winchendon.
Tee hee |
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"not afraid to experiment with styles and sounds" goes against "Nothing against the style, but it's not what I'm looking for and I don't want any replys for that kind of music. My influence list will make it clear." |
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-No Junkies or Coke Heads
-Don't Waste My Time if You Are a Racist
-I'M NOT LOOKING FOR HARDCORE, THRASH, METALCORE, GRIND, APPLECORE, COREONTHECOB, OR ANYTHING OF THAT NATURE!!!
-Korn,
-Breaking Benjamin,
-Stone Sour,
-4:20 (the band, not the substance)
- Papa Roach,
-Linkin Park,
-Limp Bizkit (music, not Fred Durst).
-See, diverse, but not afraid to experiment with styles and sounds
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Word of advice - leave this messageboard completely, don't ever come back. You will watch your life unfold in front of your eyes, as you will be torn to pieces by everyone here based of the aforementioned stuff.
I'd recommend craigslist.
And that's not diverse at all, dude...
You better scram while you still can. |
Zach Codso > Rich Bova |
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Hey, duder. I'm seriously interested in pursuing this project with you. |
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I heard Skrewdriver is looking for a new singer. |
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Can you up some videos of you singing? I just want to make sure you're the real deal. |
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How bout a niggercore band? |
Coffee on my keyboard, thx. |
tee hee |
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You know what, Brian's right.
I'd like to see a video of you singing.
You could be the next coming of Michael Jackson, or one of those dudes that tries to sing but doesn't match bands and ends up ruining bands for me (like a typical local kid trying to pursue dreams) |
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i love how he says "no arrogance" and posts the most pretentious and pompous thing seen on this board since the saint to sinner bio, peppered with smug, "snarky" attempts at humor (coreonthe cob, gofuckyourself gate bridge - ha, good ones! SM:extremely high) |
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Word of advice - leave this messageboard completely, don't ever come back. You will watch your life unfold in front of your eyes, as you will be torn to pieces by everyone here based of the aforementioned stuff.
I'd recommend craigslist.
And that's not diverse at all, dude...
You better scram while you still can. |
he has like 20 posts on craigslist |
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This is awesome. Thanks CODSO. I will always rememer this thread with great fondness. |
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Why dont you like 420 the substance? Gay. |
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Seriously though, I got this dope chink drummer I've been jammin with. He has a connection at the South Gardner Hotel and he may even be able to get us into the Red Onion...
When you wanna jam?
PS Nigger |
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wow this came right as Bova had reached it's peak... |
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DUDE. Write back to me.
I play guitar.
I can SHRED. But really, I can hold back because it's all about the SONG, bro.
I have a sweet Mesa Dual Recto half stack. I've got some Boss pedals, too. This is going to be tho thweet. |
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Seriously though, I got this dope chink drummer I've been jammin with. He has a connection at the South Gardner Hotel and he may even be able to get us into the Red Onion...
When you wanna jam?
PS Nigger |
Battle of the bands at Smokey Bones or GTFO |
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DUDE. Write back to me.
I play guitar.
I can SHRED. But really, I can hold back because it's all about the SONG, bro.
I have a sweet Mesa Dual Recto half stack. I've got some Boss pedals, too. This is going to be tho thweet. |
I think the real question here is: do you have Jnco parachute pants? |
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sic br0 |
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I know it's a longshot, but if we get our frickin' crap together, we may be able to get a few gigs in at Rietta Ranch before the end of summer!!! We can even do that sick Burn Season song about loving all the spics. |
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Bro
I think I found a drummer:
Drums & Percussion
I' ve been A Professional Drummer for 25yrs.
I have Masturred Rock & Roll. I have been on T.V. 4 Times, Played at The Ohio State Fair, and Played in 'Battle of The Bands.
I plan on buying A Pearl Drumset: All Black W/ Clear Heads I'll be using Zildgin Ping and Ride Symbols, with Paste Crash Symbols.
I'll have A Silver Snare, 2 Semi Tom Toms, 2 Floor Tom Toms, A Bass Drum w/ 2 Pedals (For more speed on playing Tripletts), and A Gong. It'll cost around 4,000.00 and it will be well worth it.
Music is My Life, and Rock & Roll is The Game. I follow Drummers like Neil Peart (Rush): The Greatest Drummer Ever. Also I
follow Carl Palmer (Emmerson,Lake & Palmer), John Bonham (Led Zeppelin), Alex Van Halen (Van Halen), and Phil Collins (Genesis). The guys are The Greatest Drummers In The World.
Rock & Roll is what I currently Play, but Alternative Rock is right behind. I' ve Worked hard on The Drums, and soon it will pay-off. My Drum Goal: To have A Truck, with A Trailer that opens up, and My Groups Music will be running off of A Generator. A new Idea,
Heh. I will Travel to different parts of The United States, and Play Rock Concerts. That will definetly get a lot of Attention. I plan on doing this in Florida (Band) and in around 3yrs. it'll be going Strong.
Rock & Roll is My Life, and in Time I'll be gaining respect.
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I have been through it all playing The Drums. I have took Music Lessons, Marched in A Band, and Playing at Rock Concerts.
The best thing about Playing The Drums is that You Control The Tempo. You're all on your own. You lay down The Beat, and The Group follows your Music. Dubbing Tracks is very much Interesting. Tho Pro's make Albums This Way: The Lead Singer sings his Song on Tape (Alone) untill it comes out right. Then The Lead Guitar Player Plays his Role on The Song until it's Perfected, Then The Rythum Guitar Player plays His Role untill it's done Right, Then The Bass Guitar Player Plays His Role on The Song, until it's Masturred (All of The Group Players Play with Headphones on - So They only hear The Group's Music), Then The Drummer Plays His Role, in laying down The Beat. Then When The Harmony is Done, and any other Instruments are added (If needed), Untill They finish The Song. It's all Amazing. Now you know how an' Album is made so Perfectly. You can make up to 32 Tracks, and it's all Played on one Record. People don't know that it takes all this much Work To Make A Record, they think that A Band goes in and just Plays The Song out All-Together and it comes out sounding like A Masterpiece...No, not Hardly.
I' ve been A 'Perfectionist' on Drums for 25yrs. Work, Experience, and Talent are what it takes to be Good.
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Pro,
Mike Strata. |
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Says Ohio, but he just moved to New England. |
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Arbitrary capitalization FTW |
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Strata is a real thrill seeker too, he'd be perfect for your band:
"The Beast
Roller Coaster
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The Best Ride that you'll ever go on (Kings Island).
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The Beast is an unforgettable Ride. As you wait in line to Ride It, The Spectators clap and cheer as it comes in. Let Me give you A Tour of it, so you can see how mean The Ride is: You go on, and first you ride over water. Then you go out into the wild Forest for a long, Enjoyable Ride. It takes you way out in the woods, going up and down small and large hills. It just glides you way out in no-where Land. The ride lasts about 5 miunutes, and it takes you for about a 7 mile Ride. As you start to go up the high Hills, it takes you Faster and it's more Thrilling. Then, on the last Hill (Very High) it goes up very slowly, like it's gonna' stop. As you go around the corner at 1-3 M.P.H., It curves and goes straight down the hill. It's going at 88 M.P.H., and all you can do is Hold On and Breathe. As you hit the bottom of the Hill (At 88 M.P.H.) you go through an underground Tunnell. It's pitch Black, and all you hear is Thuuuuuuuuuud, until you get out of it. Then you go back Home (Destiny), as you go over water and come in, and The Crowd is Cheering. What A Ride. It goes so fast downhill that you can't even move...It's that scarry.
I have never been on A Ride so Thrilling. It's one to remember forever. You got to go on It.
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The Beast is The Best of all of The Roller Coasters that I ever rode on. I rode The Wildcat (10th Best) Roller Coaster (In its time)., over 105 Times in one Day. I took My Daughter (When she was 4 yrs. old) on The Jack Rabbit 1 Time. I' ve rode The Gemeni (Cedar Point) a few times...It had a large drop to it. I rode The Racer (A Roller Coaster) that goes backwards. I rodeThe Top-Speed Dragster before. I' ve rode many big Water Fall Rides. I even rode The Double Loop (A Ride that goes upside down, as it swirls around the Track many Times). I Been through them all, it was My Favorite thing to do...Ride The Roller Coasters.
The Beast was The All-Time Best.
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The Wooden Track is a lot more thrilling then The Steel rack...It's A Ride that You'll never forget.
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Get The Thrill,
Mike Strata." |
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he also has the hookup with the best radio station ever:
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Is Bay State Rock closed down, or something? |
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"Tho Pro's make Albums This Way: The Lead Singer sings his Song on Tape (Alone) untill it comes out right. Then The Lead Guitar Player Plays his Role on The Song until it's Perfected, Then The Rythum Guitar Player plays His Role untill it's done Right, Then The Bass Guitar Player Plays His Role on The Song, until it's Masturred (All of The Group Players Play with Headphones on - So They only hear The Group's Music), Then The Drummer Plays His Role, in laying down The Beat. Then When The Harmony is Done, and any other Instruments are added (If needed), Untill They finish The Song. It's all Amazing. Now you know how an' Album is made so Perfectly. You can make up to 32 Tracks, and it's all Played on one Record. People don't know that it takes all this much Work To Make A Record, they think that A Band goes in and just Plays The Song out All-Together and it comes out sounding like A Masterpiece...No, not Hardly. "
Wait, so the drummer is supposed to record LAST? |
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Holy fuck, this newly posted Evoken track is crushing. ...Oh wait, was someone saying something about no racists? |
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oh and i love the "I plan on buying this, this, that, etc.. and it will cost around 4,000, but it will be worth it."
So for someone who says "I've been A Professional Drummer for 25yrs.
I have Masturred Rock & Roll."
...I'm surprised that all your endorsements didn't pay for all that gear yet. |
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i'm sure he ment masturbated to rock & roll. which i have no qualms with. |
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apparently he killed his 4 year old son |
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Strata is a real thrill seeker too, he'd be perfect for your band:
"The Beast
Roller Coaster
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The Best Ride that you'll ever go on (Kings Island).
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Beast is an unforgettable Ride. As you wait in line to Ride It, The Spectators clap and cheer as it comes in. Let Me give you A Tour of it, so you can see how mean The Ride is: You go on, and first you ride over water. Then you go out into the wild Forest for a long, Enjoyable Ride. It takes you way out in the woods, going up and down small and large hills. It just glides you way out in no-where Land. The ride lasts about 5 miunutes, and it takes you for about a 7 mile Ride. As you start to go up the high Hills, it takes you Faster and it's more Thrilling. Then, on the last Hill (Very High) it goes up very slowly, like it's gonna' stop. As you go around the corner at 1-3 M.P.H., It curves and goes straight down the hill. It's going at 88 M.P.H., and all you can do is Hold On and Breathe. As you hit the bottom of the Hill (At 88 M.P.H.) you go through an underground Tunnell. It's pitch Black, and all you hear is Thuuuuuuuuuud, until you get out of it. Then you go back Home (Destiny), as you go over water and come in, and The Crowd is Cheering. What A Ride. It goes so fast downhill that you can't even move...It's that scarry.
I have never been on A Ride so Thrilling. It's one to remember forever. You got to go on It.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Beast is The Best of all of The Roller Coasters that I ever rode on. I rode The Wildcat (10th Best) Roller Coaster (In its time)., over 105 Times in one Day. I took My Daughter (When she was 4 yrs. old) on The Jack Rabbit 1 Time. I' ve rode The Gemeni (Cedar Point) a few times...It had a large drop to it. I rode The Racer (A Roller Coaster) that goes backwards. I rodeThe Top-Speed Dragster before. I' ve rode many big Water Fall Rides. I even rode The Double Loop (A Ride that goes upside down, as it swirls around the Track many Times). I Been through them all, it was My Favorite thing to do...Ride The Roller Coasters.
The Beast was The All-Time Best.
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The Wooden Track is a lot more thrilling then The Steel rack...It's A Ride that You'll never forget.
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Get The Thrill,
Mike Strata." |
It appears that someone needs to take a ride off the infamous gofuckyourself gate bridge, as recommended above. I hear the rush you get from it is simply fantastic. |
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from his myspace:
"I told my Granny that my plans for life were to be one of the 3: 1. A successful recording artist 2. A radio D.J 3. A professional sperm doner. I'd like my band to get much further than our home towns. "
"If I'm gonna go off about who my heros are, the people above come first. Without my friends who have influenced me over the years and helped me through the good and bad, I'm nothing Anyone who has the power to overcome ANYTHING, whether it be disease, addiction, or loss, you are powerfull in my eyes. Also Jerry Cantrel, Spider of Powerman 5000, Ron Jeremy, Maynard James Keenan, Scooter Ward, Billy Corgan and of course The "I HAVE DIABEETUZ" Guy AND Dr. Cox:"
" A Happy Ending 2 the 1's Who Live W/ No Regret's Networking
Radio - Talent - Talk Radio Host
I'm an interning co-host w/ Stevie G on 99.9 The Eagle. DON'T FUCKING CALL ME MONICA!!!!!
Music - Performance - Vocals
I sing metal tunes with a choral voice. The scream is used on occasion. Taking up Keyboard, play guitar strictly for writing.
A Happy Ending 2 the 1's Who Live W/ No Regret's Companies
Eagle 99.9
Gardner, MA, US
co-host Saturday Nights @ 8:00 p.m
I should have been a gigalo
get around, a little bita everywhere US
man whore
whoa, easy there when ever I'm asked
Gabby's Pizza
Winchendon, MA US
Delivery Driver (shut up) Forever
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there is an overwhelming amout of WTF in this thread |
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Dude, gabbys in winchendon has siq sammiches, I'm going to drive almost an hour to meet this guy. |
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Is Bay State Rock closed down, or something? |
that made me chuckle |
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how did noone lurk his myspace and post these gems:
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I wanna be in a Coreonthecob band. |
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his goatee lines his double chin and not actually his chin. it also looks like a chalice containing his chin. |
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Chin Challice for the win |
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dudes obviously a winner, I mean, look at him. nufsaid. |
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ha i think i work with that chick in the blue shirt from the last pic |
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gotta love the visor and FUPA look |
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theres a term i havent heard in a while |
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i love the word FUPA, as well as GRUNDLE |
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haha I think this is better than Bova already. Gaining momentum. |
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haha this thread is amazing |
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My name is Zack Codso, I'm 22 years old, I've been singing my entire life, and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon. I'm looking for a very diverse Hard Rock/Alt band.
Rules for Reply:
No Junkies or Coke Heads
Don't Waste My Time if You Are a Racist
Age Range 18-27
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR HARDCORE, THRASH, METALCORE, GRIND, APPLECORE, COREONTHECOB, OR ANYTHING OF THAT NATURE!!! Nothing against the style, but it's not what I'm looking for and I don't want any replys for that kind of music. My influence list will make it clear.
No Arrogance. Yes, you must have an ego to some extent if you're gonna get on stage and entertain, but if talk shit about the bands playing at your show because you truely believe you're better than them and everyone else, then you can take a dive off the Gofuckyourself Gate Bridge.
Pretty much I'm looking for people that I can not only play good music w/, but can also be good friends with. How good of friends your band is to you is a bigger deal than you think in the long run.
Zack Codso the Musician:
I play guitar for writting purposes, but not as a position because I can't keep time for shit. I've sang for bands such as Red Eagle's Tune, Unspoken Hero, Echo, and just recently The Angel's Share. I have a naturally raspy singing voice (i don't do it on purpose and it's not from the smoking) with a dynamic range (sometimes soft and low, sometimes loud and high all in one song), and I also have a scream used for intros, outros and breakdowns (in the likes of Chino from Deftones or Steve from Taproot).
Influences:
Deftones, Taproot, Sevendust, Korn, A Perfect Circle, Breaking Benjamin, Radiohead, Stone Sour, Stone Temple Pilots, VAST, Prospect Hill, 4:20 (the band, not the substance), Escape to Everything, Stock 7, 40 Below Summer, Papa Roach, 10 Years, Anome, Chevelle, Smashing Pumpkins, Adema, The Blank Theory, Burn Season, Candlebox, Cold, Filter, Finger Eleven, Fuel, Incubus, Linkin Park, 311, Must, Nonpoint, The Roots, Seether, Stabbing Westward, Stereomud, Sydonia, Team Sleep, Three Days Grace, Trapt, select songs by 36 Crazyfists, Limp Bizkit (music, not Fred Durst). See, diverse, but not afraid to experiment with styles and sounds
Contact:
http://myspace.com/zackcodso
http://myspace.com/zackcodsotunes
colorsoftime22@yahoo.com
978-895-1772
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YOU FUCKING SUCK.
AND THIS IS COMING FROM A DEAD FAGGOT.
FUCK YOU. |
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He's obviously just being silly. No one would be so fucking retarded as to post on this board with a request like that. What a COCK. |
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He's obviously just being silly. No one would be so fucking retarded as to post on this board with a request like that. What a COCK. |
SPOILER ALERT: IT WAS A SOCIOLOGY EXPERIMENT |
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He's obviously just being silly. No one would be so fucking retarded as to post on this board with a request like that. What a COCK. |
SPOILER ALERT: IT WAS A SOCIOLOGY EXPERIMENT |
I feel so used and misguided. Will I ever recover? Here's hopin'! |
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He's obviously just being silly. No one would be so fucking retarded as to post on this board with a request like that. What a COCK. |
SPOILER ALERT: IT WAS A SOCIOLOGY EXPERIMENT |
I feel so used and misguided. Will I ever recover? Here's hopin'! |
Recover? Hell, you can exploit it too. Whenever you post something retarded and suffer mockery all you have to do is post "LULZ JOKE'S ON YUO FAGGZ, THIS WAS A SOCIOLOGY EXPERIMENT"
Sociology Experiments-the "a wizard did it" of RTTP |
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He's obviously just being silly. No one would be so fucking retarded as to post on this board with a request like that. What a COCK. |
actually that fag wasnt being silly. he was serious, hes posted the same thing on craigslist numerous times |
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He's obviously just being silly. No one would be so fucking retarded as to post on this board with a request like that. What a COCK. |
SPOILER ALERT: IT WAS A SOCIOLOGY EXPERIMENT |
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I wanna be in a Coreonthecob band. |
lets do it |
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oh man, i just noticed he left his phone number on there. he's about to make some new friends. |
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^^haha, that was a mistake. |
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what's up with the fuckin 3 way split on his beard? Retarded. |
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what's up with the fuckin 3 way split on his beard? Retarded. |
I'm not sure if he was actually trying to make his beard that gay on purpose or if he just can't connect the hair of his goatie and 'stash, therefore failing at facial hair growing as well as findin' doodz to rawk hahd wit, kahd. |
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Chin Challice for the win |
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I can't believe I just discovered this thread. Fucking goldmine. I drive through Winchendon a lot too. (shithole) I should go to that pizza joint and laugh at this failure. |
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bump for dismantle the cyborg |
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wait, did someone actually prank phone call this dude? |
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how did i miss this thread until now? |
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how did i miss this thread until now? |
oh man this is an rttp gem |
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I always wanted Hilters' bad ass, old school Benz. |
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RTTP!!!!!! |
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So awesome this thread is :p |
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Must being in the OP wins this thread. |
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how ignnrant of u guys to post all this bullshit on this thread. i dont understand what ur problem is with him. he is a nice guy and has a good job. just cause u dont like the same music doesnt mean u can be dicks to him. how old are u guys? 15? god |
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irony = spelling ignorant wrong |
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Well, I guess thats the driving force behind that relationship in Winchentucky. lol |
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how ignnrant of u guys to post all this bullshit on this thread. i dont understand what ur problem is with him. he is a nice guy and has a good job. just cause u dont like the same music doesnt mean u can be dicks to him. how old are u guys? 15? god |
Before anyone else beats me to it:
TITS or GTFO!!!! |
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u guys make me sick, i really think the "metal" scene in this state is full of a bunch of kindergardeners. i mean seriously people. dont be so quickly to judge people because u will end up regretting being negtive your whole life |
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one more thing - why dont u guys take a good look at urself in the mirror before u say more shit to more people. u are all a bunch of fat washed up old people that think they are the best musicians in the world. |
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kindgarten metal rules
BURIEEEEEED IN THE SANDBOXXXXXX!!!! |
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one more thing - why dont u guys take a good look at urself in the mirror before u say more shit to more people. u are all a bunch of fat washed up old people that think they are the best musicians in the world. |
well at least you took the high road and didnt judge anyone on here. i suggest taking your own advice about the mirror thing. |
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Listen sugertits, we metal heads happen to LIKE being immature. We have a good time doing it, and we keep it to ourselves on this here message board that "normal" people like you don't have to read. Besides, he's asking to be made fun of with that ad. If you want to avoid this in the future, tell him to have someone proof read (for content) anything before he posts it on the internet. Maybe then he won't sound like such a dick. |
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Or just get a cooler boyfriend, either way. |
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Don't get the wrong idea, we don't go looking for people to make fun of for no reason. We wait until people come to us BEGGING to be made fun of. I'm sure he's used to it. |
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Proper grammar and proofreading is so 20th Century, Jim |
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I FUCKIN NEW IT. i was just about to post-
ITT: ARIL Gets bored and trolls as another disgruntled gf |
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yea u guys make me so sick of ur language and ur bova postings and ur kindergarden classes |
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This thread is seriously lacking someone posting that is allies with this dude. Someone get FlightlessFanboy to harrass him to come and post. |
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Well then sugertits, that's good weed, yeah? |
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the pretzel was great because of it, yes. |
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Auntie Ann's Pretzels. Fucking glorious. |
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FIGHT RACISTS OR YOU ARE A NIGGER. |
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one could write a gory song called "Kindergardeners". it'd be about abducting kindergarteners, burying them in the dirt up to their chests, and then taking that tool that Carl in Caddyshack uses to cut the heads off of the flowers to cut the heads off of the children. |
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that pretzel was glorious. That's why i was insistent on it instead of a drink.
To all of you RTTPers that don't work in Boston, just imagine all the fun you could have with me, aril, pretzels, and weed if you did work in here. |
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i practice there twice a week... I DEMAND PRETZELS. |
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Or just get a cooler boyfriend, either way. |
For the epic, and also the win. |
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"but dad....my heart hurts" |
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i keep reading the thread title as "Frontman Looking for Racists" must have the lazy eye today |
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I don't quite get the racist thing. Is it because he listens to niggery wigger metal? |
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I like to imagine this kid just accidentally, through a series of hilarious and improbable mishaps, auditioning for a string of white power bands, getting more and more frustrated and confused each time, until finally this thread results. |
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RTTP is the icing to the cake that is your theory. |
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should I feel guilty of bumping this thread yesterday? everyone forgot the codso. |
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I was gonna laugh at you for bumping the other thread, but I didn't want to bump it in order to respond. YOU KNOW OF WHAT I SPEAK. LOL |
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Codso should become the 2nd vocalist for Saint2Sinner |
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i didn't bump that other thread |
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THE HELL YOU SAY. A reply is a bump in my book, good buddy. LRN2INTRNT, PLZ, KTHXBAI |
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Those are some diesel coke bottles. |
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wait, what thread are you referring to? |
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I was gonna laugh at you for bumping the other thread, but I didn't want to bump it in order to respond. YOU KNOW OF WHAT I SPEAK. LOL |
That's funny, cause i laughed at you when he bumped that thread. (hoping that no one bumps embarrasing jimbo threads.) |
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I DIDN"T BUMP THAT THREAD! |
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clearly my blatant opposition to the thread in question shall prove me innocent. I wouldn't log out, bump it saying "hai" then log back in and siigh. i would have bumped it as my logged in self, fools |
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THE LIES OF A CONFESSED TROLL HAVE NO EFFECT ON ME
TEE HEE |
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I could supply all the evidence I have and narrow it down to 3 people that were reading the thread when I said "remember the DYA thread?"
One of those D-bags bumped it. They know who they are. Then they called me a sad panda. foghats, I tell you. |
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Katie went to see Foghat in Jersey for free. I can only conjecture at how amazing that parking lot must have been. MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF MULLETS |
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MAKES ME WANNA SQUEEZE INTO MY BADASS RED JEANS |
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Codso should become the 2nd vocalist for Saint2Sinner |
Desiree Villegas shares the spotlight with no one... unless they start making bigger spotlights.
AYYYY-OHHHHHHH |
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There needs to be a button on here that plays a rimshot when you click it. |
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Codso should become the 2nd vocalist for Saint2Sinner |
Desiree Villegas shares the spotlight with no one... unless they start making bigger spotlights.
AYYYY-OHHHHHHH |
That's an H strip if I ever saw one. Get photoshoppin people! |
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I could supply all the evidence I have and narrow it down to 3 people that were reading the thread when I said "remember the DYA thread?"
One of those D-bags bumped it. They know who they are. Then they called me a sad panda. foghats, I tell you. |
Jim thinks it was me. After all, I did make a comment about shampoo. |
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MAKES ME WANNA SQUEEZE INTO MY BADASS RED JEANS |
Everytime I hear Urgent on the Radio I think of that girl's boobs, covered in vomit. |
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this is the best I can offer
http://instantrimshot.com/ |
needs moar instant trim shots |
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WHO SET THIS THING ON HEAD GAMES?!? |
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WHO SET THIS THING ON HEAD GAMES?!? |
Fryman, fill your eyes, with double vision.
Frylock, you have a problem...you're a drunk. |
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Fryman, those are my frickin' azaleas. |
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THE LIES OF A CONFESSED TROLL HAVE NO EFFECT ON ME
TEE HEE |
I dunno if i believe him about not bumping it, but i kinda do because why would he so adamantly lie about it? Ya know? On the other hand, every time i see a troll post about something to rile people up... i think it's dear ol jim. |
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honesly, I don't troll that much. probably once a week.
you guys know what trolls you are.
my weekly troll was codso's girlfriend. haven't trolled before that in quite sometime. |
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WHO SET THIS THING ON HEAD GAMES?!? |
Jesus, that old troll |
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hahaha how is that video? can't watch it at work |
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the best thing ive ever seen |
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hahaha. this thread was already funny as hell. now it's amazing. i cant watch that video anymore. too funny. |
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one more thing - why dont u guys take a good look at urself in the mirror before u say more shit to more people. u are all a bunch of fat washed up old people that think they are the best musicians in the world. |
Does this mean you'll show us your bewbz now? |
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Wow, I really want to join your super awesome band man its too bad that I'm a wicked coke whore and the leader of the coalition for homosexual nazis. WHITE POWER!!! |
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hahahahha! i have nothing clever to post but this is what i live for! (that and getting rich horror dome) |
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Someone get FlightlessFanboy to harrass him to come and post. |
FlightlessFanboy has quite the ring to it.
But yeah, I really, really should get him in here. |
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Hello Friends,
Zack Codso here. Wow, I guess I'm a real asshole. All news to me. I posted this ad on craigslist, but I just now found out that someone reposted it on to this site to. I also have no clue who "codso's_girlfriend" is, 'cause I'm such a loser that I didn't have a girlfriend around this time frame.
I can handle bigass clumps of people talking shit about me, I mean hey, I've been to high school before and I have pissed off alot of women. The only thing that has me a little disappointed us that fact that I'm just now finding this big disgusion out. I see the fact that my phone number is on my ad, I see basically my whole myspace page, and lots of people who know where I work. It sucks that all I got was this message board. I didn't get one phone call, myspace message, OR visit to my workplace. I got basically got nothing out of nothing.
I know I'm not better than anyone here, and I meant when I said nothing against those styles, it's just not what I play. Even after seeing all these comments I don't think I'm better than you guys. I'm actually kind of a shitbrick, this ad of mine don't show the have of what a dickwawd I am. But when I was in high school I spent too much time trying to be different and no time being myself, which is why I was a total loner. Now I'm myself, I have friends, and I have people who hate my guts, but it's cool by me because I'm being myself.
I'm not gonna kick anyone's ass over this, nor am I gonna put a bullet in someone's head, and I'm sure as hell not gonna jump off the Gofuckyourself Gate Bridge and end my life over a bunch of peepants bloggers. If anything, I should thank you guys for boosting my confidence, I mean hell, you guys made me famous. Next time I start to hate myself, I can look at these comments and realize that I could have been worse. I'm still not better than any of you, but I'm far from worse seeing as I don't do this to people I hate let alone don't know at all. Last of all, I'm sorry if I offended anyone with this ad, I just wanted to find the right band with people who are assholes like me and dig the same tunes as I do. But honestly, don't think, just move, whatever you wanna post in this message board, hold that thought and say it to me. After all you DO have my phone number, myspace, and workplace
-Zack Codso |
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SAY IT TO HIS FACE U WONT |
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hooray for self deprecation |
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why the fuck did i just spend 15 minutes reading about a dried up stinky dick licker? |
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Is this real? It's like christmas all over again. |
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ATTN: Aril
We still looking for a vocalist? |
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Yes. Codso, do you want to join a band?
By the way, I posted as your girlfriend <3 |
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this dude should be taken out back and shot
do everyone a favor |
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Yes. Codso, do you want to join a band?
By the way, I posted as your girlfriend <3 |
TITS or GTFO |
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