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returntothepit >> discuss >> Celebrity death predictions by MillenialKingdom on Jun 30,2009 1:23am
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toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jun 30,2009 1:23am
So, in light of all the celebrity deaths this year, here are some of my predictions for the rest of the year:

Patrick Swayze (He has pancreatic cancer)
John Madden
Brett Favre (He'll play for the Vikings and after he gets sacked the first time, his spine will sever)

Have fun.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 30,2009 1:27am
LOS ANGELES – Impressionist Fred Travalena, a headliner in Vegas showrooms and a regular on late-night talk shows with his takes on presidents, crooners and screen stars, has died in Los Angeles. He was 66.

Publicist Roger Neal says Travalena died Sunday at his home in the Encino area after a recurrence of the non-Hodgkin's lymphoma that first surfaced in 2002.

Travalena was known for the sheer volume of celebrities he imitated, leading to the nicknames "The Man of a Thousand Voices" and "Mr. Everybody."

His act included presidents from Kennedy to Obama, musicians from Frank Sinatra to Bruce Springsteen and actors from Marlon Brando to Tom Cruise.

The Bronx native started his career in Las Vegas in 1971.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jun 30,2009 2:23am
Dick Clarke

Betty White



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 30,2009 5:55am
dick clarke and mj in the same year is biblical.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 30,2009 9:27am
does it count if you name a celebrity and then kill them?



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 30,2009 9:43am
RTTP Dead Pool :-)

Dick Clark
John Madden
Joe Namoth



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 30,2009 10:04am



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 30,2009 10:08am
Knowing how things usually turn out in this country - Mr. Obama



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 30,2009 10:19am
ha, michael jackson's father is a piece of shit. good to see he got left out of the will.



toggletoggle post by diarrhea_blumpkin at Jun 30,2009 12:41pm
jewel
carson daly



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Jun 30,2009 12:51pm
abe vigoda



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 30,2009 12:59pm
PatMeebles said[orig][quote]
abe vigoda


abe vigoda is stronger than death... or he is death. not sure which



toggletoggle post by BSV at Jun 30,2009 2:30pm
Nick Nolte
Ted Kennedy
Johnny Pesky



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 30,2009 2:34pm
Johnny Pesky, lol good one. Him and Bob Cousy are ancient.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 30,2009 2:36pm
ted kennedy and johnny pesky are good ones



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 30,2009 2:37pm
bill russell



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 30,2009 2:37pm
andy dick



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 30,2009 2:39pm
haha, i was just going to say that.
that would be horrible.

john smotlz is another. he's really 92, not 42.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 30,2009 2:43pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
bill russell


SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH. BILL RUSSELL WILL NEVER DIE :[



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 30,2009 2:44pm
mel brooks (that would suck)



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 30,2009 2:46pm
and you are all wrong by the way - the correct answer is....


Fred Travalena - "The man of a thousand Faces"

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/29/fred.travalena.dies/index.html



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 30,2009 2:49pm
see second post, tom.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 30,2009 2:51pm edited Jun 30,2009 2:52pm
D'oh!




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 30,2009 2:51pm
the reverend should probably die this month due to extreme back pains.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 30,2009 2:52pm
My neck! My back! ... My neck and my back!!



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jun 30,2009 4:14pm
Rich Bova



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jun 30,2009 4:42pm



toggletoggle post by sigh at Jun 30,2009 4:55pm
"Rosie O Donnell: What triggered new weight gain"

...being Rosie O Donnell?



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jun 30,2009 6:02pm
Hugh Hefner
Clint Eastwood

Paris Hilton will be the first person in history to die of a Valtrex overdose.



toggletoggle post by nostromo at Jun 30,2009 6:24pm edited Jun 30,2009 6:25pm



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jul 1,2009 12:07pm



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 1,2009 12:24pm
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]

Betty White


NOoooooOOoooo



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jul 1,2009 4:27pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 1,2009 4:36pm


he looks like he died 20 years ago and never got the memo



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jul 1,2009 5:50pm
nostromo said[orig][quote]


This pic needs Rodney Dangerfield.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 1,2009 5:52pm
is ed mcmahon wearing a simpsons button?



toggletoggle post by aril at Sep 14,2009 9:10pm
Mk was right all along.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 14,2009 9:16pm
whoah.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Sep 14,2009 9:33pm
I should have my own apocalypse themed show on the History Channel now.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 14,2009 9:52pm
No one could have foreseen the guy with terminal pancreatic cancer dying.



toggletoggle post by aril at Sep 14,2009 9:55pm
No one else said it. And I believe this thread was made before favre signed with mn.



toggletoggle post by grlice at Sep 15,2009 10:02am
pam said[orig][quote]
No one could have foreseen the guy with terminal pancreatic cancer dying.
lol



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 15,2009 11:56am
hah no shit. I couldn't go to the supermarket in the last 6 months without seeing Patrick Swayze on every fucking tablet cover at the register looking like the crypt keeper behind pt.82 Verdana font saying something along the lines of "PATRICK SWAYZE'S GOING TO FUCKING DIE ANY SECOND"



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 15,2009 11:56am
PS. I'm mad that I can't use this joke anymore:

What are Michael Jackson, Ed McMahon and Billy Mayes getting for Christmas? Patrick Swayze.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 15,2009 11:59am
you can just say that xmas came early



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 15,2009 12:00pm



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 15,2009 12:06pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
hahahaha, one of my friends hated kurt russell and patrick swayze and was convinced they were actually the same person.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 15,2009 12:07pm
pam said[orig][quote]
No one could have foreseen the guy with terminal pancreatic cancer dying.
lulz



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 15,2009 12:08pm
i think a sick/old/drug abusing person is going to die soon. am i nostradamus?



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Sep 17,2009 10:05am



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 17,2009 10:06am
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
i think a sick/old/drug abusing person is going to die soon. am i nostradamus?
fred cusick died the other night at the age of 90. am i psychic for including "old" as part of my prediction?



toggletoggle post by aril at Sep 17,2009 10:11am
Puff the Magic Draaaagooo--- of shit, I'm dead



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 21,2009 9:54am
aril said[orig][quote]
Puff the Magic Draaaagooo--- of shit, I'm dead


hahaha



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 21,2009 9:59am
next composted song: puff the magic dragon made of shit



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 21,2009 10:17am
No.



toggletoggle post by aril at Sep 21,2009 10:18am
should have been an h there, but of well.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Sep 21,2009 10:18am
Puff The Magic Ragu!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 21,2009 10:23am
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
No.
Yes. I'm the creative genius/mastermind/wizard behind composted, so it's happening. You just drive the train, Mark, and leave the awesomeness to me.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 21,2009 10:23am
boblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
Puff The Magic Ragu!
puff the magic ravioli



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 21,2009 10:34am
You're such a cutie, Kenneth.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 21,2009 10:52am
thanks, marketh. Let's date!



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