I disagree.

noon is just another word for midnight

ugg still hungover

It's gotta be happy hour somewhere.

Hungover is just fancytalk for amateur.

better be some george dickel

I'll dickel you out.

Straight up, on the rocks, or with coke? I could use some whiskey on the rocks right now. Fucking right.

Richhorror does everything with coke

I've never had whiskey any other way than straight up. At my old roomie's wedding there was an open bar and they would only do it on the rocks, so I took my beverage to the bathroom everytime to take the ice cubes out and throw them in the trash. I am so fucking manly.

Agreed, but hope to never be a pro.

i cannot figure out how people find whiskey and Coke a good combination. Coke is horrible. whiskey should only ever be combined with ice.

Bourbon with a splash of artesian waters, please.

Coke is horrible? What are you, a PEPSI man?

hell no, they are both awful. soda in general is awful for you, but i do like root beer.

I used to enjoy a shot of whiskey before work, and fixing a tall glass of Wild Turkey, on a Saturday morning. Somehow, I'm missing those days.

sometimes i will have a shot of olde crow before listening to the melodick death metal classic "erase" by gorefest.

Whiskey should only ever be combined with a negative "e." It's "whisky," you yank bastards.

I heard Gorefest broke up.

at least jungle rot is still kickin it. thank the death metal godz!

they use coca-cola to clean the engines of a tractor trailer. a doctor told me that once. but fuck that! coke is the ballzzzz

ya its excellent for rust removal

never too early

whiskey tits or gtfo

The Return of Whiskey Foot

And I wonder why I can't find a god damn job.

Or get a nice stiff erection.

There are a few single mothers out there that'd dispute that.

richhorror for the win.

I love whiskey but its the only thing that will make me puke the next morning if I drink way to much of it...

whisk(e)y + Craigslist MILFs = success

HEY HEY HEYYYYY

bump because this thread inspired me to take the rest of the week off and relax with some whisk(e)y. it's been a good day, folks. thunderstorms + whiskey = the answer to all of life's mysteries