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returntothepit >> discuss >> STARTING HARDCORE METAL BAND LOOKING FOR GUITARIST DRUMMER BASSEST! by brutaljustin on Jun 8,2009 12:15pm
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toggletoggle post by brutaljustin at Jun 8,2009 12:15pm
I am vocalist looking to put together a heavy FUCKING death metal band in northern nh together to blow the socks of the mindless human filth out there! i need a sick insane guitarist or 2 DRUMMER THAT SLAMS THEN SINS OFF THE FACES LISTING TO OUR MUSIC! and possibly a bassist ! so if interested email me at DICKISBRO@yahoo.com

later

justin



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Jun 8,2009 12:45pm
In before LOLZ.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 8,2009 12:51pm



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Jun 8,2009 2:10pm
Dick is bro, man.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 8,2009 2:11pm
starting a "hardcore metal band" or a "fucking death metal band"

You've got me confused bro. but there's about 2 people that post here from Northern NH so good luck



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jun 8,2009 2:14pm
DEREK, THAT WAS A FUCKING SICK TRACK. LET'S LISTEN BACK.

Ok, guys. I'm gonna sin your faces off by listing all of your sins while you all check that out.

1. Owning a computer.
2. Being fucking retarded
3. Dick is bro
4. Listening to nu metal all of your life up until 12 months ago.
...



toggletoggle post by moenli at Jun 8,2009 2:32pm
d00d, (sic) SLAMZ



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 8,2009 2:59pm
I'm surprised this band isn't from New Bedford.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Jun 8,2009 3:00pm
grammar check if you want to be taken seriously.



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Jun 8,2009 3:03pm
Doomkid said[orig][quote]
grammar check if you want to be taken seriously.


Dick? It's wicked bro. You'd better take that seriously.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 8,2009 3:05pm
Wait, you want two drummers? Grateful Dead of fake DM?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 8,2009 3:05pm
SM 1,000,000?



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 8,2009 3:06pm
dick could not be more bro



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 8,2009 3:06pm
I see an Xzibit caption in the making.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Jun 8,2009 3:07pm edited Jun 8,2009 3:24pm
DRUMMER THAT SLAMS THEN SINS OFF THE FACES LISTING TO OUR MUSIC!


That is what I was referring to. Everyone knows I NEVER joke about dick. In fact I <3 dick more than Lynn Cheney.



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Jun 8,2009 3:09pm
Yes, that would be foolish, wouldn't it?



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 8,2009 3:23pm
Wow. I hope this thread continues.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Jun 8,2009 3:25pm
random NH band question: does Life at Zero still exist?



toggletoggle post by Eli_hhcb at Jun 8,2009 3:31pm
dick is bro or you're a pussy



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 8,2009 3:32pm
if all dicks are bros, but not all bros are dicks, what will the ratio of dicks to bros be in this band?



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 8,2009 3:33pm
"dick is bro" becomes the new"...or you're a pussy?" its more likely than you think



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Jun 8,2009 3:33pm
Just the one member THAT SLAMS THEN SINS OFF THE FACES LISTING TO OUR MUSIC.



toggletoggle post by Eli_hhcb at Jun 8,2009 3:36pm
Christian rock?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 8,2009 3:37pm
Eli_hhcb said[orig][quote]
Christian rock?


BE A PUSSY OR YOU'RE A PUSSY!



toggletoggle post by Eli_hhcb at Jun 8,2009 3:38pm
So be a vag or you're a vag, but if you're a vag you're allready a vag and allready being a vag.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 8,2009 3:55pm
Doomkid said[orig][quote]
random NH band question: does Life at Zero still exist?


Nope. We had enough -- I figure 8 years was plenty. And our dicks were definitely not bro.

We do have a final full-length all recorded, except for vocals on one track. It will be released someday.

Currently me and Matt (ex-Hand Choke Dick[isbro] drummer) jam once a week -- we have a couple of songs written that we may record at a later date.



toggletoggle post by Eli_hhcb at Jun 8,2009 4:01pm
(ex-Hand Choke Dick[isbro] drummer) sick sentence brah



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 8,2009 4:13pm
I have a feeling the "dickisbro" jokes aren't going to get old anytime soon.



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Jun 8,2009 4:14pm
I too, am of that consensus.



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Jun 8,2009 4:20pm
If the "dick is bro" quote finds its way onto college campuses around the states, it will spread like a wildfire and beer pong games will never be the same again.



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Jun 8,2009 4:21pm
Now pop that fucking collar.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 8,2009 4:36pm
lol @ "bassest" . just noticed that now



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jun 8,2009 4:42pm
MikeofDecrepitude said[orig][quote]
If the "dick is bro" quote finds its way onto college campuses around the states, it will spread like a wildfire and beer pong games will never be the same again.

Dood, that chick is TOTALLY fiendin for my nuts! Dick is Bro, kahd!



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 9,2009 10:13am
Bump for dicks, bros, bros that are dicks, and dicks that are bros.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 9,2009 10:17am
i am late to the dick is bro party, but i don't think it's stopping anytime soon



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Jun 9,2009 10:18am
In during LOLZ.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 9,2009 10:19am
in before dick is no longer bro....or dick is bro no mo'



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jun 9,2009 10:20am
has anyone e-mailed him?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 9,2009 10:21am
hahaha, i was just about to post that.



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Jun 9,2009 10:23am
Fixed!

I am Dick looking to bro together a heavy FUCKING bro metal band in northern nh together to dick the socks of the mindless human dicks out there! i need a sick insane bro or 2 DICKS THAT SLAMS THEN SINS OFF THE BRO'S LISTING TO OUR MUSIC! and possibly a dickbro ! so if interested email me at DICKISBRO@yahoo.com

later

justin



toggletoggle post by Eli_hhcb at Jun 9,2009 12:05pm
Kevord said[orig][quote]
Fixed!

I am Dick looking to bro together a heavy FUCKING bro metal band in northern nh together to dick the socks of the mindless human dicks out there! i need a sick insane bro or 2 DICKS THAT SLAMS THEN SINS OFF THE BRO'S LISTING TO OUR MUSIC! and possibly a dickbro ! so if interested email me at DICKISBRO@yahoo.com

later

justin



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 9,2009 1:20pm
i wonder if that poor kid has checked back on his thread yet.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 15,2009 11:05am
bump for original dick is bro



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 15,2009 11:11am
Do think he knows from Bova?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 20,2009 2:26am
dick really is bro.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Jan 23,2011 2:23am
i agree with rev...dick really is bro. seriously.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 23,2011 2:52am
my bro is a dick



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 23,2011 2:55am


IS BRO



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jan 23,2011 3:11am
How the fuck did I miss this thread when it was conceived? I always wondered where "dick is bro" came from...



toggletoggle post by amorok666 at Feb 5,2011 9:30pm
Dick is still bro I believe....



toggletoggle post by Elihhcb at Feb 5,2011 9:33pm
Amen



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Feb 5,2011 10:46pm
dick is getting really bro lately.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Feb 6,2011 3:49pm
This thread will never die.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Feb 6,2011 3:59pm
SICK INSANE DICK, IS BRO



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Feb 6,2011 4:07pm
new profile pic



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Feb 6,2011 5:11pm
This is the bassest thread ever, dickbros.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 6,2011 5:30pm
ShadowSD said[orig][quote]
This is the bassettest thread ever, dickbros.





toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 6,2011 5:32pm
BRICK IS D'OH



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Feb 6,2011 5:38pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
I have a feeling the "dickisbro" jokes aren't going to get old anytime soon.


Wise prophecy.



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at Feb 6,2011 9:09pm
BANANA REPUBLIC IS BRO



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Feb 6,2011 9:23pm
dick is bro, so push mosh 1995 about it.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Feb 7,2011 11:28am
Dick is Bro didn't originate from this thread... did it?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 7,2011 11:32am
boxxy said[orig][quote]
Dick is Bro didn't originate from this thread... did it?


Dickisbro was Codzo's email address.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 7,2011 11:36am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
boxxy said[orig][quote]
Dick is Bro didn't originate from this thread... did it?


Dickisbro was Codzo's email address.


AKA: America's GREATEST vocalist and the songbird of our generation.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 7,2011 11:38am
Wait. No. I was totally wrong. This is the dickisbro thread.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 7,2011 12:17pm
brodick is dickbro



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Sep 8,2011 12:07am
MikeofDecrepitude said[orig][quote]
Dick is bro, man.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Sep 8,2011 12:21am edited Sep 8,2011 12:22am
Yup. Still funny. Even though I've only known about it for a year.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Sep 8,2011 1:10am
How bro do you think Dick has gotten?



toggletoggle post by grizloch   at Sep 8,2011 1:47pm
definitely got a phone call at work while reading this, definitely read outloud "dickis..." instead of "taxpayer contact center" before catching myself, definitely fuckin bummed



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Sep 8,2011 1:51pm
where it all began



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 8,2011 3:37pm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 8,2011 5:16pm
i wonder what the future will be like. will there be a time when dick won't be bro? or is dick eternally bro?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 8,2011 5:24pm
divide dick by br0 to find out



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 8,2011 5:54pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
i wonder what the future will be like. will there be a time when dick won't be bro? or is dick eternally bro?


Sir, our research shows that dick is equal to or greater than bro.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Sep 8,2011 5:57pm
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT DICK WON'T BE BRO?!?!

DICK WILL FOREVEREVER BE BRO



toggletoggle post by swinesack at Sep 8,2011 8:29pm
Oh nice, I've wondered for a while now why dick is so bro. Now I see.



toggletoggle post by autofellatio at Sep 8,2011 8:50pm
Startfoobulon reptar



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