This is how you know someone is not a friend, but actually a loser.

1 You both meet and become aware that both parties share similar interest.
2 You exchange different contacts to talk music, movies, etc.
3 you never get a call from the individual but you see them often at shows and such and shoot the shit.
4 you take it upon yourself to call them one night when you are free.
5 they talk to you and act surprised and happy to hear from you.
6 you realize there were not doing anything important yet they have to go randomly after a little while of talking.
7 they say "Oh can I call you back".
8 your cool with it and you think you made a buddy to talk to and relate ideas to.
9 They are completely phony so they never call you.
10 you still consider them a new friend
11 but they never call you.
12 they see you at shows and stuff and say hey whats up I have been busy
13 you know that's not true because if they were so busy they wouldn't be at the show or talking with other people.
14 you realize they are pretentious and losers.
15 they start to tell people you are annoying because you tried to contact them a few times to shoot the shit.
16 you begin to hate them.
17 you realize their game is to lead people on enough to boost their ego so they can seem important and like they are cool enough to be stalked.
18 bottom line stay away from metal/music/other fans unless they are in your band.
19 stay away from anyone who doesnt call you even once because they are "Too Busy"
20 Ultimately troll sites they frequent and such and make them feel worthless because they usually are worthless.

I will revise this post at a later date and fix the grammatical errors such as run ons and turn this into a professional maxim thread for those that are kind enough to try to make friends but actually realize people are worthless instead. Fuck anyone on the opposite end of this spectrum. Go hand yourself your like a reverse psychic vampire.

sad

gay horses always call back. befriend some.

It finally happened. Someone is sad that John Dwyer doesn't want to hang out with them.

hahahahaha

i like how the person who is too busy to call back is a loser and the person who waits around for their call, tries too hard to be friends, and then gets butthurt and trolls the internet about it isn't the loser.

I blame Obama. Left is right, up is down.

am i supposed to study for this quiz or is it open-book?

21. their name is Clayton

Get an adult job and you'll be to busy to call people too.

That's two thingsism.

im fairly certain that the other party, the person who waits around for the phone call, is just a desperate goober who has nothing better to do but worry way too much about this potential friend, probably because theyre an annoying little puss who will forever remain a virgin.

best and only thing Rttp has taught me = the term being "butthurt" about something. Iagree with this poster btw, the people are not friends. People suck and deserve a 44 to the genitals every time.

HOW TO REALLY JUDGE A WHETHER A FRIEND YOU THOUGHT WAS TRUE, IS ACTUALLY A NERDY GAYLORD.

1. you meet them through a local radio program that specializes in underground metal.

2. As you are a regular calling up the show, you start to get to know each other and start hanging out casually doing things like swiping religious statues made out of cement that weigh 100+ pounds(he conveniently chucks it into your car so you are solely responsible if you get caught)

3. At shows he is always obsessed with trying to get you to buy things from his distro that you don't need/want and doesn't care how jewish it makes him look.

4. Whenever he is the passenger in your car nothing is ever right and he complains constantly and is at all times either changing your stereo's volume, cd's, telling you to speed up/slow down, telling you how to drive etc. to the point you want to throw him out of a moving car.

5. He is always trying to get you hooked on Ritalin or Lithium and hook you up with women that he fucks that are old enough to be your grandmother.

6.he does more of the above and increases the annoyance factor to the 3rd power

7. You finally had enough and don't talk to him for years, then you do again and he's somehow different, more mature. You later find out it was only because the weed and booze were calming down his hyperactive hypodickheaded criticizmic mind and he is really the same guy as before just older I.E. just an overgrown hyperactive manic child.

8. He includes you in his mindless nights of debauchery and random fun including foursomes with superslut chicks that aren't that hot but that he continually encourages you to take advantage of and fuck because he's such a good friend.

9. He talks shit all the time over the internet and creates big enemies and then tries to talk his way out of it when confronted with it in person. You still have his back at shows because he's your friend. Then when you wanna talk a little shit yourself, he says you are a shit-talker and that YOU deserve a beat down.

10. You realize that his name is John Dwyer.

11. YOU REALIZE THAT HIS NAME IS JOHN FUCKING DWYER!!!

If you ever meet anyone that fits this description run away, run far far away.

this sounds like everyone I ever met at a showzfbx

OP is a faggot.