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returntothepit >> discuss >> eBay: Colin of Arabia's beard by RichHorror on Apr 8,2009 10:02pm
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toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 8,2009 10:02pm
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260390797828

this auction got taken down because you can't sell body parts. but the beard will be off of my face thus just becoming hair. you could you if to a beard wig, or a wig, or for your private parts. whatever you want, i even include a glue stick. the last bid was at 54 dollars, so the bidding will start at 50 bucks. serious bidders only obviously. paypal preferred. this listing is only up for 3 days and will end saturday night. item will ship monday.

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i am selling my beard on Ebay because i am broke. it also might be worth something. you decide. this beard has seen countless mosh pits, stagedives, and singalongs as i have been growing it since september. it is pretty righteous and if you are lucky you might even get some food that is stuck deep inside the birdsnest stuck to my face.


this is a limited peice of super valuable COA merch, one of a kind to say the least.


WHAT YOU GET:
5X8 PHOTO OF ME BEFORE THE BEARD SHAVED
5X8 PHOTO OF ME AFTER THE BEARD IS SHAVED
CLIPPINGS FROM BEARD IN A ZIPLOCK BAG
1 GLUE STICK, SO YOU CAN ATTATCH BEARD TO YOUR FACE
2 DESPOSABLE RAZORS I USE TO GET DOWN ACTUAL SKIN.


DISCLAIMER
mustache not included.


BID HARD, i can use the loot



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 8,2009 10:02pm
saw that. lul-ed at the glue stick.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 9,2009 8:26am
great buy right there.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Apr 9,2009 8:41am
holy hilarious.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Apr 9,2009 8:41am
this is great



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Apr 9,2009 8:41am
ohey jim i thought you disappeared.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 9,2009 9:04am
Definitely my favorite thing on the internet in a long time.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Apr 9,2009 9:10am
that guy who sold his forehead as ad space was hilarious.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Apr 9,2009 10:17am
Disappear? I'm fuhkin eternal kehd.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Apr 9,2009 10:20am
lol



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 9,2009 10:21am
I've seen colin's beard in action. that thing's rocking.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Apr 9,2009 10:51am
i remember Colin from before i took my hiatus from shows, i think he's the only person i would see dancing at multiple shows per week, that i've seen recently dancing. Dude still represents.



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