Normally, when people say such things, they need attention. Not enough love in this lonely life!

Speak your piece, let's have a chat and bonghits, etc.

ITT: INTERNET BONG HITS

ITT: DYA APPEARING WHEN THE WORD ANUS IS SPOKEN

You have to say it three times in the mirror with the lights off, but otherwise yeah.

I'll keep that in mind the next time i need your assistance with something.

ITT: MAN FLIRTING WITH MAN

DON'T JUDGE ME RUSTY

Conservationist, what is your association with ANUS.com and what was the name of that other site which was affiliated with it? Evilmusic.com or some shit?

groin.com

GRUNDLE.ORG

DYA's grundle smells like rotting biscuits

ITT: the truth hurts

That's bullshit. My balls smell amazing.

The worst part of a grundle is definitely the area under and to the side of the testiclads. Kind of like where your buttock meets your inner thigh meets your ball sack. If you're overweight, sweat and ball juice congregates to that area, which results in massive hours of stinkfisting unknowing strangers.
"Best part of waaaaking up, is grundle on your haaand"

To the contrary...

For all its hyper-intellectual posturing and crackpot theorizing, I enjoy the unique perspective expressed in ANUS' reviews / interviews / articles. And the Audiofile section of the forum rules.

Don't take it personal, Conservatio. I've been happily frequenting your cozy lil rectum since its inception so many moons ago. But nothing is sacred or above my allegations of Wild Faggot Niggary.

Tandem bong rips in two hours...

Seriously, if I could bottle my ball sweat I'd be a wealthy man. Instead of a poor man with great-smelling balls.

Furthermoar, ANUS favorably reviewed that old Capharnaum abomination. Such pleasantries are not easily forgotten. Ya'll gots a "Get Out Of Nigger Free" card there.

PS- my undercarraige is not unlike reputable Portuguese bakery.

would it be considered an Eau De Toilette?

Works 60% of the time, every time.

Also: GAY HORSE

FIGHT ME OR YOU'RE A GAY HORSE

http://www.evilmusic.com/

I was associated with this distro from 2000-2002, as a cofounder. I left over disagreements regarding the future direction. I wanted metal + other stuff, and others disagreed. It still exists and sells metal to this day.

http://www.groin.com/

Our blog of trolls, pranks, and satires. I am a writer.

http://www.anus.com/zine/articles

I write here.

http://www.anus.com/metal

I write here as well (had a radio program like the Rev's for six years 1992-1998 in Los Angeles).

Oh and...

http://www.amerika.org/

I'm writing here as well.

I think that's it!

3-2-1 bonghits.

We are not pseudo-intellectuals. Among other things, this is the most well-degreed and work-experienced staff of a metal site ever

Besides, I thought we established that it was Dwyer that wasn't down with anus. Sweet, sweet anus.

I said hyper-intellectual, not pseudo. Big difference.

Even if I don't agree with a review / article / essay (which is often), I enjoy reading it on account of the intellect / thought process behind it. The antithesis of the knuckle-dragging, mouthbreathing cretin hyperbole that typically passes for metal journalism.

which is a relative statement to say the least!