"But they’re not the same as you. You’re special. You’re like the ugly duckling that turned into the girl who I punched in the face until I reached orgasm."
"I take famished hippopotami very very seriously."
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"A hippopotamus is a majestic, noble creature and is not to be taken lightly. You can’t just laugh at it like it’s a plane flying into a New York high rise."
