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returntothepit >> discuss >> attn: those who know about cars by Yeti on Mar 12,2009 12:57pm
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toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 12,2009 12:57pm
i know i've seen some people here like Niccolai and someone else discussing cars. i'm really interested in learning more in terms of DIY engine repair, so i bought an 84 Impala, carbureted 229 V6, and it needs some work done, but my knowledge is very limited. it needs plugs, wiring and a fuel filter right off the bat. i know the plugs and wiring aren't difficult, but how in depth is changing a fuel filter? is it something i should have assistance with, or something i could figure out?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 12,2009 1:13pm
fuel filter or air filter?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 12,2009 1:15pm
fuel. air isn't anything big.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 12,2009 1:21pm
ya thats about as far as my expertise goes lol



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 12,2009 1:21pm
get one of those guide things from an autoparts store.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Mar 12,2009 1:22pm
delete your system 32 manifold



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 12,2009 1:23pm
brilliant!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 12,2009 1:24pm
i think i figured it out, i'll just do a barrel roll.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Mar 12,2009 1:34pm
I don't know about that barrel roll, I just got off the phone with my buddy who's an ASE certified mechanic and he recommended you shoop da whoop.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 12,2009 1:36pm
alright, i'll check around for a Shoop Da Whoop guide.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 12,2009 2:10pm
If you glue a plastic Jesus to the dashboard of an '84 Impala, the thing will run friggin' sweet.



toggletoggle post by ScumFuck at Mar 12,2009 2:13pm
you gotta get curb feelers and gold spoke rims



toggletoggle post by darkwor  at Mar 12,2009 2:13pm
And an old war veteran's hat in the rear window.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 12,2009 2:14pm
You helpful bastards.



toggletoggle post by ScumFuck at Mar 12,2009 2:14pm
i actually drove an 85 impala in a demo derby. that thing was fuckin sweet. sucks because it was actually a lot nicer than the car i was driving at the time



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 12,2009 2:15pm
ALT+F4



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 12,2009 2:17pm
Be sure to re-align your engine block or else you engine won't cool down right and will over heat a lot.

Just giving you a heads up.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 12,2009 3:21pm
hahaha 17 posts and only one useful thing said. it gets me all misty eyed.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 12,2009 3:22pm
that's a good ratio for rttp



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 12,2009 3:23pm edited Mar 12,2009 3:24pm
1 out of 17 posts useful?

This thread is way to serious.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 12,2009 3:24pm
ScumFuck said[orig][quote]
i actually drove an 85 impala in a demo derby. that thing was fuckin sweet. sucks because it was actually a lot nicer than the car i was driving at the time


that must have done well, i can't imagine this tank being taken over by anything.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 12,2009 3:25pm
well except a Chrysler Imperial, those things are still banned from derby's.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 12,2009 3:26pm
metal_church101 said[orig][quote]
1 out of 17 posts useful?

This thread is way to serious.




toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 12,2009 4:44pm



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 13,2009 9:07am
Any luck on this?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 13,2009 10:32am
no i haven't gotten to it, hopefully tomorrow. i have to change out the filter in my transmission too, its so sluggish going from neutral to first.



toggletoggle post by contagion   at Mar 13,2009 12:25pm
i hope you didnt think that realigning the engine block comment was useful, because it wasnt. everything about cars is easy if you have the right tools and know what youre doing. everything about cars is a pain in the ass if you dont have the right tools and dont know what youre doing.

also, dont expect changing your filter to help the transmission very much. thats a 25 year old car, i bet that thing has taken a beating.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 13,2009 12:28pm
Are you sure it's not the tie-rod belts?



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Mar 13,2009 12:35pm edited Mar 13,2009 2:25pm
you dont know how to change a fuel filter on an 84 impala? must be gay.


seriously though, shits mad easy on old cars before computers. just buy one of these manuals for 15-20 bucks at CAP http://www.haynes.com/ you will be able to read the shit step by step with pictures of EVERYTHING you would ever need to know about fixing your car.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Mar 13,2009 12:41pm
the fuel filter is usually an inline filter somewhere near the carb/throttle body or underneath in the fuel line behind the front or rear passenger tire. just follow the fuel line from the tank back up into the engine you will see where it unscrews to replace the filter. fuel filters basicly resemble tampons and cost about 2 bucks.

my first car was an 84 monte carlo and i pretty much replaced everything in the entire car.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 13,2009 1:22pm
contagion said[orig][quote]
i hope you didnt think that realigning the engine block comment was useful, because it wasnt.


haha obviously, but it is technically helpful, if doing something completely different.

i've been reading about it online, its not hard. the transmission i think just needs to be flushed out, like said previously, its a 25 year old car. an antique. i'm really interested in doing the same, replacing all kinds of shit. i'd just rather do as much as possible on my own. and oh yes, gay i be.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Mar 14,2009 8:42pm
I didn't read the whole thread...kinda in a hurry. It depends where the fuel filter is on those, not quite sure where it is on that exact car. It could be easy and done in 5 minutes or it could be the biggest pain in your ass. Regardless, GM FTW.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Mar 14,2009 9:04pm
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
the fuel filter is usually an inline filter somewhere near the carb/throttle body or underneath in the fuel line behind the front or rear passenger tire. just follow the fuel line from the tank back up into the engine you will see where it unscrews to replace the filter. fuel filters basicly resemble tampons and cost about 2 bucks.

my first car was an 84 monte carlo and i pretty much replaced everything in the entire car.


Yea it's pretty much as plug-and-play as you can get. Not a perticularly crazy repair.

it can be a pain in the ass to get the old one off, but if you run into that obstacle, i reccomend a little wynn's number 5 spray. should loosen it right up.

I don't suppose I need to say anything as obvious as dont heat the damn thing to loosen it.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Mar 14,2009 11:23pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
hahaha 17 posts and only one useful thing said. it gets me all misty eyed.


have you tried youtube?? I wouldn't be surprised to find step by step DIY repair videos on there.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol_2 at Mar 15,2009 2:39am



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