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returntothepit >> discuss >> Asteriod passes by Earth within 40,000 Miles by FuckIsMySignature on Mar 4,2009 11:19am
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toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 4,2009 11:19am
Asteroid 2009 DD45 on Monday passed within 38,000 miles of Earth, less than twice the height of the geostationary satellites we depend on for communications, according to Robert McNaught of the Australian National University.


I'd say thats a very close call by relative standards.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/science/03/03/asteroid.misses.earth/index.html



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 4,2009 11:31am
DEPLOY SPACE LASERS



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 4,2009 11:32am
Sorry - "LASERS"



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 4,2009 11:44am
MY EYES!! WHY DID YOU NOT LABEL THE LASERS???!!!!



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Mar 4,2009 11:47am
Fuck that asteroid for being lazy and not hitting us.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 4,2009 11:50am
PUT IN MY EYES SO THAT I MAY FURROW MY BROW UNT EXPRESS THE ANGER THAT I AN FEELING



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood   at Mar 4,2009 12:37pm
i did a research project on extra terrestrial objects back in college. something that size would burn up in the atmosphere and pose only a small localized threat.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 4,2009 12:43pm
they said it was the same size as the siberian one that hit 100 years ago. that shit was like a nuke...fortunately it was in a very unpopulated area.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 4,2009 12:44pm
The Tunguska Blast of 1908.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 4,2009 12:51pm
CHANGE UND CHANNEL!!!



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Mar 4,2009 12:52pm
Asteroid death = brutal



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 4,2009 12:53pm
Asteriod death = even more brutal



toggletoggle post by someotherjim at Mar 4,2009 1:06pm
I heard this was just a terd of Conservationist that he shat out of the window of his space apartment



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 4,2009 1:08pm
THANK YOU AEROSMITH.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 4,2009 1:09pm
you're not actually thinking about going into an asteroid field??



toggletoggle post by someotherjim at Mar 4,2009 1:12pm
everyone knows that the tunguska blast of 1908 was a test of Tesla's Death Ray.



toggletoggle post by Sid Diaz at Mar 4,2009 2:30pm
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
Fuck that asteroid for being lazy and not hitting us.
Don't worry,Apophis is coming,and it will hit us,but not for another thirty years or so.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 4,2009 2:33pm
I totally want a Tesla cannon mounted on my zeppelin. And a monocle.



toggletoggle post by darkwor  at Mar 4,2009 2:35pm
DEATH BY 'ROID



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 4,2009 3:36pm
this stone's called Apophis....it brings...apocalypse.

i, i, i, i am....a prophet of doooom.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 4,2009 4:14pm
Pics or it didn't happen.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Mar 4,2009 4:23pm
BOOM!



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 4,2009 4:34pm



Yeti said[orig][quote]
you're not actually thinking about going into an asteroid field??


"They'd be crazy to follow us, wouldn't they?"



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Mar 4,2009 4:40pm



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 4,2009 4:42pm
"This is no cave"



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Mar 4,2009 5:53pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
The Tunguska Blast of 1908.


awesome band name



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 4,2009 6:05pm
Fo realz.



toggletoggle post by JackGrants at Mar 4,2009 6:18pm
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
Fuck that asteroid for being lazy and not hitting us.


It was supposed to hit the Earth but as it was a French asteroid, the armpit hair messed up the trajectory



toggletoggle post by Hater at Mar 4,2009 7:06pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
I totally want a Tesla cannon mounted on my zeppelin. And a monocle.

You WIN!
I do NOT hate you.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 4,2009 9:15pm
Quite so, good chap. Always good to meet agreeable gentlemen on the difference engine matrix.



toggletoggle post by thedeathdealer   at Mar 4,2009 10:10pm
they tried to do something, but there were just too many of them!!!!




toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Mar 5,2009 2:10am
Scary.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 5,2009 7:40am
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]


holy shit i want that so bad.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 5,2009 8:38am
JackGrants said[orig][quote]
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
Fuck that asteroid for being lazy and not hitting us.


It was supposed to hit the Earth but as it was a French asteroid...


Explains why the asteroid chickened out.



toggletoggle post by JackGrants at Mar 5,2009 8:42am
metal_church101 said[orig][quote]
JackGrants said[orig][quote]
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
Fuck that asteroid for being lazy and not hitting us.


It was supposed to hit the Earth but as it was a French asteroid...


Explains why the asteroid chickened out.


Of course, it wanted the clichés to live on otherwise some people would run out of things to say automatically and would have to think.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 5,2009 8:44am
Exactly. Just busting on ya.



toggletoggle post by JackGrants at Mar 5,2009 8:49am
Just counterbusting, my chicken asked me to.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 5,2009 8:52am
So didn't my French Tickler.



toggletoggle post by JackGrants at Mar 5,2009 9:01am
Go stick your French tickler in a black hole



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Mar 5,2009 9:02am
Haha, JackGrants can't get passed my comment about french people. get over yourself you self involved dolt! Even I admitted it was a dumb joke. Having trouble sleeping at night?



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 5,2009 9:03am
JackGrants said[orig][quote]
Go stick your French tickler in a black hole


I did.

Like this.




toggletoggle post by JackGrants at Mar 5,2009 9:06am
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
Haha, JackGrants can't get passed my comment about french people. get over yourself you self involved dolt! Even I admitted it was a dumb joke. Having trouble sleeping at night?


So you can joke but I can't, Corky ?



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Mar 5,2009 9:10am
Nah, you can joke. Bothers me none. Just the fact you can't get passed the lame French joke is funnier than your attempt at humor Eugene.



toggletoggle post by JackGrants at Mar 5,2009 9:18am
Nah, you don't get it, your lame joke has become a running joke. The hairy armpit asteroid is what you can do if you go past the lame joke and make something personal out of it. You should try it someday, Theodore.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Mar 5,2009 9:27am
How did I make it personal, haha. You are the one who could not drop it, which in turn made it personal to you. Don't flatter yourself Franky. Although past all this idiocy, I still would like to see a hairy asteroid slam into France.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 5,2009 9:29am



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Mar 5,2009 9:33am
metal_church101 said[orig][quote]


Ya know?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 5,2009 9:58am
I'm blaming the French aliens from Kung Pow. And Master Pain.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 5,2009 9:59am
Oops, sorry - "Betty."



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Mar 5,2009 10:41am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]


holy shit i want that so bad.



go to harrisons comics in salem mass, they have some of the most badass starwars toys

boba fetts ship, the falcon a rancor, at-at, rebel transport from empire strikes back.

badass shit



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 5,2009 10:48am
that's the one thing i want the most, a Rancor.



toggletoggle post by JackGrants at Mar 5,2009 11:31am
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
How did I make it personal, haha. You are the one who could not drop it, which in turn made it personal to you. Don't flatter yourself Franky. Although past all this idiocy, I still would like to see a hairy asteroid slam into France.


Oh damn man, you definitely don't get it, I was saying make a personal or "original" joke if you prefer of an "unoriginal" joke aka the hairy armpit cliché. Meaning make your own joke, get it ? I don't take that joke "personally" although I have hair on my armpits, don't you ?



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