Instead of jail time for: possession of class D, possession of class D with intent to distribute, possession of paraphernalia, possession of liquor and a whole slew of insurance discrepancies;

I got a simple citation.

nice, i got a BIG load of crap for something very similar last summer. Lame, glad it's different now.

GO TO JAIL OR YOURE A PUSSY

last 4 times i got pulled over i was high as fuck. got a warning each time. woot!

That could still be in my future. I hope not though. I am too emo for jail.

also too pretty.

true.

and just when i was going to tell you how much newman sucks at billy-rica


oh well just remember not to get in trouble

It's not even that I got caught for the drugs - I got a ticket for an insurance problem.

She missed everything that could have sent me to the slammer. lucky me!

well now you can spend your time playing ridonkulous metal with pathogenic. now go, and write tasty riffs.

well said, my friend.

cant wait for that show that is supposed to happen sometime around a month that shall not be named

the trick to this is not getting pulled over.

thats the hardest part

or the easiest...depends on how good of a wheelman you are

easiest way to avoid getting pulled over: CRUISE CONTROL

i never use cruise control. it allows you to take your mind off of driving a whole lot easier.

not if you reverse that thinking.

playing uno while driving kinda negates using cruise control

Oddly enough, I got pulled over because my hat has a flat rim and I look like a gangsta' from afar.

I passed a speed trap - not speeding - and the cop still jumped out behind me anyway. Mind you, this was within seconds. You don't run license plates in seconds.

It took her a good 5 minutes of following me before she got the go-ahead to stop my car. The only thing I can think of that would provoke this is if she decided,before she even saw the back of my car, that she was going to follow me.

Wiggers have no rights.

If I had time I'd do a photoshop...

I remember going 95 in Rhode Island and I saw the cop pulling out so I took my foot off the gas, went in the middle lane, slowed down to 75 and he grabbed a car that looked very similar to mind, but was going much slower. Win.

correct

Alright then...