"BATMAN?"

"no, he is a scientist."

"Batman was a scientist."

"IT'S NOT BATMAN!"

lol

i haven't watched that show in a while. i kinda feel bad since i used to watch it religiously.

new episodes are now airing in HD, new intro on sun as well.

I noticed this. I was thinking "Why does this look better and what the fuck is with the intro?" and just thought it was me being stoned.

"kids, kids, i'm not going to die. that only happens to bad people."

"what about Abraham Lincoln?"

"he sold poisoned milk to children."

"there's an air in space museum."

Homer looking at a building:

"a "gime"(gym)? What the hell is that??

Enters building:
"oh a "gime"!

Still one of my fav. homer lines

Marge: Didn't John seem a little...festive to you?
Homer: Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam.
Marge: He prefers the company of men!
Homer: Who doesn't!
Marge: Homer... listen carefully. John is a Ho-mo
Homer: ..Right...
Marge: Sexual!
[Homer screams]

I'm going to... STALK... Lenny and Carl.

you said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet

"I wasnt lying I was writing fiction with me mouth!"

i constantly quote that when i drive past gyms. been doing it since i was 12 hahaha

ahhh, I miss classic Simpsons.

Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies?! For laughs?! Welllll I didn't hear anybody laughing! ...Except at the guy who did the sound effects.