People-a lesson learned
A lot of beers and you'll start stinking
Eat beans-and that's how it goes
Make people spew and be a winner

[Chorus:]
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart
My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart

think...type...click

Please tell me this isn't an actual song.

It's from the new Tankard.

Sadly -- the new Tankard is musically more organized than any other recent speed metal releases.

It makes me feel ill to think of that

So instead I'm listening to Here in After.