Dude.

Part One (gets hilarious around the 10 minute mark)
http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category...tertainment/watch/v15067234mmpcQ7Xm

Part Two (High WTF content/Patton Oswalt-looking bitch content)
http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category...tertainment/watch/v15067244KY8AePDW

Hahaha. This was great. I love these documentaries.

"I want all of your fluids...."

I'm going to whisper that romantically in Jon's ear later. That shit is ROMANTIC.

Here I was thinking I had heard of every weird fetish out there. This is just odd. I want to know what goes on in these people's heads that makes them this way.

WTF?? iS ALL i CAN SAY ABOUT THIS.

What the hell! Over 3800 views and 4 replies?!?! Is there that much traffic on here?

Well, there are definitly people out there who "love" human beings devoid of any true character or depth. Why cant there be people who love things devoid of any character or depth.

this is fucked.. people are so weird.

In the later parts of the documentary they say these women were all raped and had some pretty horrific sexual trauma. Makes a bit of sense that they can't bond with humans. One woman said she wished she were an object too. That was kinda sad.

But that won't stop me from laughing hysterically at that bull dyke looking chick humping the carnival ride and rubbing grease all over herself.

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u guyz are sick for posting this. i dont know who pam is but shes gross. ne one who likes this stuff is sick. god.

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the fact chick who loves the amusement ride is such an object slut

Hmm i wonder what the conversation between the man who made the eiffel tower and the woman who loves it would be. Well i created the tower, why don you love me? That's disgusting why would i want to date a human!

So the video isn't up there anymore, but some of the titles for the other videos are a total win:

"Dana: the 8 year old anorexic"
"My fake baby"
"Nazi pop twins"

Is this that BBC reveals show? I just watched one that was about how women view their vaginas. They went to this focus group where they sat around in a circle and looked at each other's vaginas. No joke.

Why haven't I watched this?

You watched the one about young dudes liking really old chicks, remember?

Yeah. That was pretty awesome.