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returntothepit >> discuss >> Going bald in your 20s by arilliusbm on Jan 26,2009 11:42am
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toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 26,2009 11:42am
Who here started to bald in their 20s, and what was your solution?

a.)shave head
b.)who cares
c.)rogaine

I had a dream last night that as I approach 3-0, i'll be completely bald.. perhaps a haircut like Mr. Townsend.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jan 26,2009 11:43am
B



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 26,2009 11:47am
A like a motherfucker. Started noticing it at my 24th birthday party (an event chronicled in the For The Worse song "Out Of Control," for you trivia buffs).



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 26,2009 11:48am
i got a different haircut to cover it up.



toggletoggle post by thedeathdealer   at Jan 26,2009 11:49am
Ive been going bald since the 4 grade, so right around when i was 18 I started shaving it. No way would I go for a skullet



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 26,2009 11:50am
I have a feeling that now that I'm growing my hair out again, this may be the last. Must enjoy it while I can



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jan 26,2009 11:57am
I'm gonna buy Rogaine sooner or later, but it's fucking expensive.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 26,2009 11:59am
Somewhat off topic, but Rush's worst song has to do with this.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jan 26,2009 12:02pm
A



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 26,2009 12:02pm
I noticed my receding hairline when I was 18 but it never really bothered me that much until now. I'm noticing my hair in general is thinner now, so I'm going to talk to my doctor as soon as my health insurance is in effect again to see what the best bet is. I hate how I look with a shaved head and I like having hair (even if I do like it short), so I'm going with option C or whatever may work better than Rogaine.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 26,2009 12:03pm
not a single bald dude in my family, other than in-laws.

lol @ youz



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 26,2009 12:04pm
I owe my hairline to my mother's side of the family; I think I owe the rest of my head to stress.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jan 26,2009 12:09pm edited Jan 26,2009 12:10pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
not a single bald dude in my family, other than in-laws.

lol @ youz


My family is the exact opposite, my blood relatives on both sides of my family are all bald/balding....sucks

EDIT: I should say that I meant all the men...none of the females are bald...lol



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jan 26,2009 12:12pm
I've notice a bit of receding going on with me, but I'm still going keep my hair long. I'd look really ugly as a bald dude anyways haha.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jan 26,2009 12:21pm
The gene for male patern baldness actually travels in women. So, regardless of your dad balding or not, go home and blame mom for that one.

Mark, you might have some widows peaks going on, but I don't think it's as bad as you think right now. Have you noticed it thinning in any other parts of your head?




toggletoggle post by murphnli at Jan 26,2009 12:22pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
not a single bald dude in my family, other than in-laws.

lol @ youz


Seconded.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jan 26,2009 12:23pm
so the Mast boys are blessed with good hair genes....RAT BASTARDS!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 26,2009 12:23pm
I'll probably never go bald, but I'm 26 and have more gray hairs than Bea Arthur's bush.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 26,2009 12:23pm
My hair is starting to think big time up near my bang hairline. Not so much in the back.
I can't wait to become one of those comb-over dudes.
Like in Kingpin, but cooler.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jan 26,2009 12:25pm
I have too much hair.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jan 26,2009 12:28pm
Do the comb over and shave your ballz instead.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jan 26,2009 12:30pm
metal_church101 said[orig][quote]
Do the comb over and shave your ballz instead.



d. Do the comb over and shave your ballz instead.

Fixed.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 26,2009 12:31pm
Good one. "My hair is starting to think" - I meant thin. That'd be cool if my hair could think though; maybe then it'd realize it's doing a mistake by thinning up.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jan 26,2009 12:33pm
This thread seems made for Dwyer pic posts, and yet...



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 26,2009 12:39pm
Dankill said[orig][quote]
The gene for male patern baldness actually travels in women. So, regardless of your dad balding or not, go home and blame mom for that one.


i've heard that too, but i don't know the validity. my younger brother is starting to show signs of balding, but my hair is as thick as ever at 28. our dad is bald, his father is bald, and his father is bald, but my mom's father has a full head of hair. my brother takes way more from my dad's side than i do, and he is the one that is starting to show signs. my hair hasn't changed at all.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jan 26,2009 12:41pm
It's called Punnet Squares. Do them.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 26,2009 12:42pm
haha Punnet Squares. Haven't heard those since freshman year in highschool.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jan 26,2009 12:43pm
I'll learn all about them next year. I can't wait to get my 8th grade diploma.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 26,2009 12:43pm
SICK MIDDLE SCHOOL LIFE SCIENCES BURN



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 26,2009 12:48pm
I remember being bored as SHIT doing Calico cat exercises. Shit sucked hard.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 26,2009 12:49pm
Martins said[orig][quote]
It's called Punnet Squares. Do them.


touché



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 26,2009 12:54pm
Dankill said[orig][quote]
The gene for male patern baldness actually travels in women. So, regardless of your dad balding or not, go home and blame mom for that one.

Mark, you might have some widows peaks going on, but I don't think it's as bad as you think right now. Have you noticed it thinning in any other parts of your head?



I have indeed sir.

A lot of people also go bald because they're not getting enough protein. Something to think about.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 26,2009 12:55pm
well, there are simple ways to have hot daily protein injections.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 26,2009 12:55pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
A like a motherfucker.



toggletoggle post by murphnli at Jan 26,2009 12:58pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
well, there are simple ways to have hot daily protein injections.


Nah, semen is mostly carbohydrate.

I hope you meant semen. I mean.

Shit, think Murph, say something not gay.

AMERICA!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 26,2009 1:00pm
Shaving your head totally makes you look tough so it's cool.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 26,2009 1:08pm
my parents were the type that until i was like 12 they would force me to have my hair cut as normal as possible, and it always looked like Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber, so i grew to hate the look of hair. i shave it due to laziness, i only have to pay attention to it once every few months.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jan 26,2009 1:49pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]

a.)shave head


NO REGRETS
NO SHAME
NO GUILT
NO LIBERALISM
NO CROWD
= TOTAL WAR

Think Colonel Kurtz.



toggletoggle post by aril at Jan 26,2009 1:52pm
I'd like to think Colonel Kurtz but apparently I got incarcerated? haha



toggletoggle post by Seth at Jan 26,2009 2:00pm
Never.....ahahahahahahahahahahahahah



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 26,2009 2:11pm
my hair is thick. i'll probably never go bald, but if i did, i'd just shave it. it looks better that way.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Jan 26,2009 2:12pm
was definitely in HS when i started to notice. hoorah for clippers!



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 26,2009 2:23pm
I'm getting a little thin, but I still have hair. I am old, so it just figures. I'll probably shave it off if it gets worse.



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Jan 26,2009 2:30pm
ive got some thick ass hair i'll probably never go bald but ive got a mean widows peak and my dad went totally gray in his mid 20's



toggletoggle post by Seth at Jan 26,2009 3:48pm



toggletoggle post by guy at Jan 26,2009 3:50pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Shaving your head totally makes you look tough so it's cool.


REAL TALK



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 26,2009 3:53pm
HOWARD WULKAN'S BALD - B A L D BALD



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Nov 16,2011 12:13pm
Took a minute last night to admire how my hair is thinning on top. Bald in 3 years or less. I normally wouldn't care, but there are some massive scars on my head that I'd rather not explain every time someone asks.



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Nov 16,2011 1:12pm
I love long hair but the way it's going I'll be happy to make it to 30 before I have to cut it off. 35 would be awesome but that's probably too much to ask. :( I don't want to shave my head so I will probably just get a normal-guy haircut at that point.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 16,2011 1:14pm
only skullets are real



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Nov 16,2011 1:14pm
BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
This thread seems made for Dwyer pic posts, and yet...



toggletoggle post by saxlbeckett at Nov 16,2011 1:15pm
My dad was bald in world war II



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Nov 16,2011 1:53pm
i would kill myself if i started to go bald in my 20s



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 16,2011 2:00pm
i will never ever worry about going bald. easy for me to say with my full head of hair, but i never understood men who obsess over it. getting old is brutal enough.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 16,2011 2:01pm
slag went bald when he was fifteen



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Nov 16,2011 2:02pm
My dad and brother were already bald at my age, I'll take this to mean that my body ages slower and I will outlive my grandchildren.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Nov 16,2011 2:05pm
Made it to 30. Still have hair. Starting to thin. Ask again when 40.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 16,2011 2:13pm
My hair is still in tact and not grey at 24. I definitely don't have the right kind of hair for growing it long though.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Nov 16,2011 2:50pm
lampfro?



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 16,2011 3:01pm
Hahaha well...

This is a picture of me from mid-2007 and I let my hair grow for about six more months after this:




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Nov 16,2011 3:03pm
Oh man, my initial reaction:



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 16,2011 3:14pm
Walked into band practice the other day, and my bandmates were saying how they were looking at old Life at Zero pix and saying "Wow dude, you used to have a lot more hair". Fucking dicks.



toggletoggle post by NuclearWinter at Nov 16,2011 3:16pm
If I have but one hair left on my head, it will be long. Bring on the skullet.



toggletoggle post by saxlbeckett at Nov 16,2011 3:31pm
I hear a lot of talk from people who have never had an impending skullet.



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Nov 16,2011 3:38pm edited Nov 16,2011 3:40pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
Hahaha well...

This is a picture of me from mid-2007 and I let my hair grow for about six more months after this:



I think it's fine in this picture. It looks like you're in the just-starting-to-grow phase. Six additional months was probably not enough time. You likely gained about 3-4 inches in that time, right? (Unless you eat really well or something.) If you gave it a solid year you'd probably like the results.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 16,2011 3:40pm
I'm working on that skullet @ 36.
Andy's got a bandy?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 16,2011 3:41pm
oh and I'm just starting to get some grays on top. all my hairs have been going "turn gray or fall out" and then they choose to fall out.
Unfortunately, you can dye grays, but you can't dye hair back onto your head.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 16,2011 3:53pm
It's not even really the length that was a big deal, I just have super thick hair and don't like it long anyway...



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 16,2011 9:51pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]

Andy's got a bandy?


Are you referring to my secret musical project or the band of baldness in the back of my head? If so, then yes.




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 16,2011 10:10pm
you mentioned band practice.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Nov 17,2011 12:08am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Somewhat off topic, but Rush's worst song has to do with this.
I THINK IM GOING BALD is terribbbbbble



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 17,2011 8:16am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
you mentioned band practice.


Just because I don't play shows doesn't mean I don't still play. I will share when it's recorded -- fuck knows when that will be, this project has been going on in some way, shape or form for the last few years.



toggletoggle post by posbleak nli at Nov 17,2011 10:32am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Took a minute last night to admire how my hair is thinning on top. Bald in 3 years or less. I normally wouldn't care, but there are some massive scars on my head that I'd rather not explain every time someone asks.


I've got a ~3" scar across the back of my head and when I wore a buzzcut I just told people it was from hunting Nazis/wrestling sharks/a failed assassination attempt.

(It's actually from getting too excited about receiving a copy of Yo Noid! for NES when I was seven and falling into a radiator.)

So the solution is lying.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 17,2011 10:35am
i am now 30 and my long flowing locks are as thick and brown as ever.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 17,2011 10:48am
posbleak%20nli said[orig][quote]
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Took a minute last night to admire how my hair is thinning on top. Bald in 3 years or less. I normally wouldn't care, but there are some massive scars on my head that I'd rather not explain every time someone asks.


I've got a ~3" scar across the back of my head and when I wore a buzzcut I just told people it was from hunting Nazis/wrestling sharks/a failed assassination attempt.

(It's actually from getting too excited about receiving a copy of Yo Noid! for NES when I was seven and falling into a radiator.)

So the solution is lying.



I've got a similar scar. Mine's from getting bottled.



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Nov 17,2011 10:52am edited Nov 17,2011 10:54am
posbleak%20nli said[orig][quote]
(It's actually from getting too excited about receiving a copy of Yo Noid! for NES when I was seven and falling into a radiator.)

This is a pretty funny story though, ha.

When I was about 8 or 9, I was just becoming aware of "heavy metal" and "headbanging" and I was trying to do it while sitting in a chair at my kitchen table. I banged my head backwards too hard and the chair fell over backwards, and I conked my head on the floor. no scar though, oops.

Also around this age I used to enjoy running up playground slides for whatever reason (excess energy I guess). This one had a metal crossbar across the top of it that I didn't see, and ran full speed into it. Had a huge egg on my head from it (but no scar since it wasn't an actual cut).



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Nov 17,2011 11:25am
I wouldn't mind if it was a 3 inch scar, but this is more WTF than "cool scar bro." It's shaped like a reverse question mark, with some extra hole-shaped scars from the hematoma drainage tubes. Shoulda been dead.




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Nov 17,2011 11:32am
fapfapfap



toggletoggle post by ThrilliVanilli at Nov 17,2011 11:34am
I have a similar scar. Looks like an upside down L. I got sick of people asking about it, and as it covers the entire right side of my head, covering it isn't an option without long hair. So my receding hair line can suck it. I look like more of a tool with a shaved head.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 17,2011 12:59pm
i have a bunch of scars on my head too, but the only one i remember was in 2nd grade i was on a swing, and at it's peak i jumped off and landed directly on my forehead. i stood up and blood was shooting out of a hole like a fountain.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Nov 17,2011 1:05pm
A+ Yo! Noid reference.



toggletoggle post by posbleak nli at Nov 17,2011 1:28pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
I wouldn't mind if it was a 3 inch scar, but this is more WTF than "cool scar bro." It's shaped like a reverse question mark, with some extra hole-shaped scars from the hematoma drainage tubes. Shoulda been dead.



Battle damage from a fight with the Riddler.

Gave yourself a mohawk with a straight razor.

You can just look wistfully off into the distance and mutter, "Shoulda been dead...shoulda been dead" whenever asked about it.



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