Rich Horror is a misogynistic, belligerent asshole that some would say not even an immediate family member could love. He dominates every message board and online community deriving from the New England area and beyond. He was in a band that was even less successful than mine. He likes bands that have names like Toothgrinder, Ass Crunch, and Uterine Secretion Throne. He lives in one of the scummiest cities I have ever visited. He is the reason why fathers are strict, and furthermore, the reason why restraining orders exist. He is by far the nastiest person I have ever had the pleasure to come into contact with, and no matter how hard you try, or how much you pray, he absolutely will not go away. He only becomes more prominent within your social scene, and, in turn, more powerful.

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ass crunch is my favorite band

what a line! HA!

For the amount of time it took for this guy to write that, he and his band could have been out there NOT BEING HEARD OF. Rich has always been cool to me.

beakey is a sharp witted friend of rich. he was being sarcastic and whatnots, not talking shit about rich.

FIGHT HIM OR A RAVIOLI IS YOU

Beakey is a champion of lulz.

I'm sure it took him all of thirty seconds to write that. And Rich is everything Beakey says he is.

true, thought it was in malice though, mah bad

i miss the Beakman

what pam said.