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returntothepit >> discuss >> Baldelli and John Smoltz set to sign with Red Sox by SkinSandwich on Jan 8,2009 10:40am
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toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 8,2009 10:42am
heard about the possibility of this a while ago... didnt think it would happen though. smoltz will be great out of the pen i think.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 8,2009 10:42am
sigh..



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jan 8,2009 10:43am
Smoltz is as old as the crust in my grandmothers underwear, it would put Betty Crocker out of business! And my grandmothers dead!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 8,2009 10:43am
i'd like to have smoltz, but i think it'd be nice to see him stay in atlanta and finish out his career as a one-team guy.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 8,2009 10:44am
so is Baldelli a bench player post injury? Or did he come back strong...i totally spaced out on baseball last year



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 8,2009 10:45am
what's the deal with schilling? is he just concentrating on making WoW ripoff games now?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 8,2009 10:46am
Rocco Baldelli... ewwww. I guess it's a pretty good deal if we knab him as a fill in utility outfielder. But if someone gets injured and we need this guy to start you might as well just stick him in the outfield in a hospital bed with big cartoonish thermometer sticking out of his mouth.

I'll take John Smoltz any day of the week. He's old, but he plays with a ton of intensity, and could be a big boost to the Sox pitching if they need it. He's had big success as a starter and a closer. I've followed Smoltz's career since his rookie year, and I'm psyched to finally have him in a Sox uniform.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 8,2009 10:48am
rocco baldelli would also need one of those cartoony water bottle/bag things that sick cartoon characters have.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jan 8,2009 11:04am
Both are going to be for short money, and you're not going to depend on either one to be your best player. Granted, if Drew goes down (which he most likely will), Baldelli won't be able to play every day, but other than that, I don't mind either move.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jan 8,2009 11:04am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
what's the deal with schilling? is he just concentrating on making WoW ripoff games now?


....that and writing in his blog.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 8,2009 11:20am
For the sake of everyone, Schilling included, I hope Schill stays at home this season.



toggletoggle post by ScmFck at Jan 8,2009 11:24am
agreed schilling needs to stay at home and sit on his fat ass, hopefully while keeping his mouth shut. I like the idea of picking up both baldelli and smoltz. I think both would do well as the utility kind of players, as long as we don't overwork smoltz till the post season.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 8,2009 11:32am
if schilling exercised the rest of his body as much as he exercises his mouth and fingers, he'd be in better shape than anyone in baseball.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 8,2009 11:36am
I heard Schilling had to go to the hospital because he got sunburn on his tongue for talking too much.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 8,2009 11:39am edited Jan 8,2009 11:39am
i heard schilling went into a restaurant and then ate all the food in the restaurant and then they had to close the restaurant.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 8,2009 11:40am
i heard schilling went on the DL for carpal tunnel from typing too much without taking breaks.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 8,2009 11:41am
I heard Schilling fucking my next door neighbor and then he cried about his feelings for the next hour before she threw him out.



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Jan 8,2009 11:44am
rocco baldelli was apparently misdaignosed with mitochrondial disease all along.

"A visit to the Cleveland Clinic last week revealed that doctors had misdiagnosed his illness. Baldelli missed much of last season, and when he did play, he was limited because of extreme fatigue. Doctors thought it was mitochondrial disorder, which can be fatal. The Baldelli family told me tonight that the Cleveland Clinic diagnosed his condition as channelopathy, a non-progressive, highly treatable disease."

im all for the smoltz signing too, between him, brad penny, wakefield, and buchholz, two of them are bound to be good back of the rotation starters.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 8,2009 11:44am
I heard Joe Christianni made out with Ozzie Guillen, then Guillen beat him up for being a faggot.



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Jan 8,2009 11:46am
ozzie guillen is an OG



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 8,2009 11:47am
I heard schilling met shonda, his wife, in everquest under the impression he was a man.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jan 8,2009 11:51am
Smoltz could be a good thing but I don't know about Baldelli.



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