After a much needed break, COMPOSTED is making a semi-triumphant, slight return on Saturday, January 31st at Bender's Bar in Worcester to celebrate the release of our debut EP entitled "Sexual Transmission: Simplex Slam." Czech Republic's Cephalic Records is co-releasing the CD with our own start-up label, Gemini Multimedia. The brand new disc will be available for $6 at the show; every purchase will come with a free sticker, 2 buttons and a fancy-ass "Compostcard" (Get it? Fuck you). All designs and show flyer can be seen below! We will also have a very, very, very limited number of High On Kyrlon t-shirts in very few sizes available at the show!
This is going to be a very special evening, and as always COMPOSTED will be kicking up the retardation levels to an all-time high. Some of you will be pissed off...some of you will want to give us at least half a handjob at the end of the show...the only way to find out is to come to the show and get fucking silly.
dammit! Now I really want to come to this show... but I have a silly family party thing to go to...
Save me a copy of the CD!
Don't worry Wren, we'll have plenty of copies! And if the first batch miraculously sells out we'll be making a 2nd pressing posthaste. You should bring your family to this.
the Horrifying Condiments have been preparing for this show by eating a gallon of mayonaise per day.... and then punching each other in the kidneys till out knuckles bleed..... then masturbating.
Horrifying Condiments is the most fun you can have with your pants on.
Or off.
In other news, Composted will have brand new, LIMITED EDITION t shirts for THIS SHOW ONLY! We're only making 20-25 and they're going to be retarded. I'll post the design as soon as I finish it.
Another note for this show: anyone who knows the lyrics to Land On A Cock BETTER be singing along. And those who don't know the lyrics better fucking learn them. You have 3 weeks.
I'll be going to this show. It's a saturday night and I'll probably have nothing else to do, plus the lineup is great. I'll make sure to bring some extra dough for merch too.
Horrifying Condiments is surprisingly coming along a lot better and not as shitty as I expected. I expect ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS to ruin it with noisemakers, kazoos, trash cans, your shitty fucking faceholes and whatever else you have that could cause a ruckus. If you don't like it, you will be directed towards the door.
The Horrifying Condiments line up will be:
-Yours truly, AKA Duderonymous Cacaface on the potty mouth
-Eliot "The Blackness Monster" Bayless, AKA Dr. Huxtable's Illegitimate FunkChild on the guitfiddle
-Damon Pessaris or however the fuck you spell your last name you son of a bitch, AKA Lowend McPoopiepants on the fat bottom boat ride
-Jimbo Fitzyfitz, AKA Jungle Jim or some other stupid nickname on the hitty things
-ALL OF YOU ON EVERYTHING EVER
A few songs you can expect to hear:
-Tom Cruise Control: this is a song about being obsessed with Tom Cruise and how much you want his seed across your cocksucker.
-Gynaecomastic Rage: the anthem for dudes who are really fucking angry about having m00bs.
-Black Metal Fashion Show: black metal is gay and so are you.
-Breakdown's Syndrome: breakdowns are retarded and so are you.
Lastly, that Composted sticker above should have a pink background, not purple; not sure why it came out that way.
Trust me! I'm bummed! I have like three things that night that I'm required to be at! This is one of them, plus a family party and an a cappella show at the synagogue that I work at!
I'm just going to have to post lyrics to the song I just wrote for HC, so it gives you a feel for how horrifying we really are...
Asses to Ashes, Nuts to Dust
I saw you walking alone on the side of the road
Daydreamin’ of your hips screamin’ out my name
Oh how I’ve been fantasizin’, romanticizin’
Of straight violatin’, fornicatin’ and creamin’ such a dame
I pulled up slow and smooth like a menthol cigarette
Your lips said mister, no, but my cock said sister, yes
I love you lady, let me feed your little lion with my lust
I’ll turn your asshole into ashes and my nuts into dust
C’maaawwwwnnn…
Asses to ashes, nuts to dust
Let’s spread it on thick and do it in the butt
Nuts to dust, asses to ashes
Let my love lotion soothe ya rashes
You wanna be tough, you got it, here’s your chance
Got you by the scruff, bitch, take off ya hot pants
No use to struggle now that I got you in a flesh muzzle
C’mon puddin’ pop, my penis is the last piece to ya poopshoot puzzle
I feel it honey, now we’re movin’ and a-groovin’
Moanin’ and groanin’ while people watch us bonin’
Shocked by the size of my cock, you’re drippin’ on the sidewalk
I knew you’d come around when I took it to the brown
C’maaawwwwwnnn…
Dust from nuts, ashes from asses,
Go downtown, let me bust it on ya glasses
Asses to ashes, nuts to dust
Next time baby we can make it a snuff
Just for a minute…I could have sworn
I saw you and me with a family in my mind…
We could record birthday parties over all my porn,
Leave my promiscuous ways behind.
I clean out my bank account to buy you a ring
Get a 2nd job so we can have kids and a home
You’re so pretty, when I see you I hear angels sing
Nah, you know I don’t give a fuck about a ho
You’re gettin’ uneasy as I tear your ass up,
Getting gamey, stomach’s queasy, I feel it in my final thrusts
Thrown to the side, you’ve had a ride, but bitch I gotta screw UH
Don’t want yo numbah cuz bitch, your ass been chewed up
Got that right Aaron. I wish this show was RIGHT NOW.
Also, just got the first batch of Composted stickers (We Turn Tricks On Sesame St.); postcards shipped yesterday, CDs shipped today and seizure color stickers will be picked up on Friday. Bring your fucking wallets.
"Club Oasis features a 1,000 square foot dance floor, stage, full service bar and pool tables for special events, the room is equipped with a newly installed, state of the art lighting and sound systems that are sure to ROCK YOUR WORLD! Tilted, mirrored ceilings enhance the club's vibrant atmosphere.
Located inside London Billiards at 70 James Street, we are minutes from Park Avenue and Webster Square Plaza in Worcester, MA. Open Thursday through Sunday evenings until 2:00 AM, we feature a variety of entertainment from karaoke, award winning DJ’s, and live bands to colorful theme parties. Plus, don’t forget about the incredible space that is available for private parties.
Club Oasis is dedicated to providing the area's best nightclub experience boasting a dynamic and diversified clientele mix. Our DJ's spin the hottest dance music including hip-hop, house, electronica, R&B and more. Ushering a new era of nightlife to Worcester and a club experience unlike any other in the area, we've raised the bar so high in Worcester that you must experience it to appreciate it.
Just the best in music, entertainment and drinks (not to mention a HOT staff).
this got moved to Oasis? that's cool, Oasis is bigger. i like that place too, the sound is really good. when Anal Cunt played there you could hear everything.
this got moved to Oasis? that's cool, Oasis is bigger. i like that place too, the sound is really good. when Anal Cunt played there you could hear everything.
Playing one show with good sound is better than playing 10 where no one can hear you. Especially with any sort of metal.
to Grizloch, yeah they are in the same place. there is a glass door in the far back end of London Billiards, to the left of the bar, that leads into the club.
James st. huh... did anyone else ever go to the old "espresso bar"((s) i think there were 3 total that i went to, maybe only 2 though). The last time i went to what i believed was the final location of the espresso bar it was on James st. I have so many good memories from that place. So many good bands, so many sweaty dudes, so many joints in the parking lot, and so many blood stains on my clothes..
ya the owner said 18+. and its in the same building as the Espresso Bar used to be.
The same building, but not the same exact space right? Cause that place wasn't that big... but anyways, that's fantastic!! I never got to play there (and still won't) but it's close enough.
memories....
Tom- did you go there a lot as a kid/young tiger?
Do any of your drummers trigger their bassdrum? If so, do they have a moniter? I would be willing to share my PA/two JBLs if i could use their moniter. Most clubs won't let ya do the trigger through the same system as the PA.
let me just say that BOARCORPSE is really, really, excited about this show. And we are all very thankful for the chance to be on this bill. Thank you. *smooch* It's gonna be so much fun.
oasis is def 18+. drinks are a little more expensive at this joint but if jen's working then she'll make you some good drinks. cool venue, though. the owners kind of a douche but the stage is nice and they have a pretty good PA from what i remember. a lot more room than bender's as well. i wouldn't be surprised to see a lot more shows at this place after this one.
Lets try to keep this 8 FUCKING BAND SHOW moving at a decent pace, as much as id love to play at 12:30 to like 5 people who are sick of watching bands plzkthx
post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 15,2009 10:18pm edited Jan 15,2009 10:44pm
