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New site? Maybe some day. 
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the scent of it is bitter and gives my gag reflexes good exercise. |
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the worst condiment ever created |
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*insert comment about oral sex involving gag reflexes here* |
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i FUCKING HATE ketchup  |
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I heard it involves a lot of biting. |
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I also hat ethe smell of ketchup terribly. Especially if it has been sitting around on a plate all day. Nasty. |
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mix the smell of ketchup with relish and a hot dog on someone's breath. quite possibly one of the most ruthless combinations ever created. |
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What about that little bit of film that grows over ketchup if it has been sitting all day? pleasant. BTW, I just farted for about 20 seconds straight and now I am paying the price, GOD! |
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now imagine that auroma with a nice old pile of ketchup involved in the process .. (and for those of you who are lost here in this conversation.. catsup) |
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ketchup is salty goodness or is tat catsup. |
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this is also the second thread on this topic. |
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HAI GUYS DID ANYONE MAKE THE GAG REFLEX JOKE??!?!? |
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i would be condemned to eating tabasco sauce in one of my levels of hell. |
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i haven't ate ketchup since i was about 6?
it makes me gag i hate it.
but i'll eat salsa and tomatoes and bbq sauce any day.
i hate ketchup |
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this hatred of ketchup confuses and angers me |
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Ketchup makes even the most disgusting meal edible. |
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agreed.
is this thread just a segue into promotion about mfr's new band? the slogan for said band should be "gives your gag reflexes good exercise." |
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bbq sauce is a fitting substitute for everything ever, prove me wrong
ketchup is meh |
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[Dec 22,2008 10:29pm - DestroyYouAlot]
HAI GUYS DID ANYONE MAKE THE GAG REFLEX JOKE??!?!?
so this guy walks into a bar
...gag reflex |
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this is an amazing thread. |
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| this hatred of ketchup confuses and angers me |
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at first i thought this was a thread about a new Mortiis album. |
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agreed.
is this thread just a segue into promotion about mfr's new band? the slogan for said band should be "gives your gag reflexes good exercise." |
This can be done. If HC ever makes merch, you can bet that will be plastered on whatever a screenprinter can put it on. |
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Ketchup is amazing. Fuck tha haterz.
I even have a homemade ketchup lamp.
HEINZ 57, BITCHES! |
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Ketchup is definitely the most amazing condiment. If cheese could be considered a condiment, not that spray shit though, ketchup would be trumped. |
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Dont do ketchup at all. I think of it as that shit that little kids dump all over all over their food cus they dont liek the taste of anything. I dont know. BBQ FTW |
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Third party vote for horseradish sauce, here. |
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I will admit I've started to try BBQ sauce on stuff I'd traditionally use ketchup for. I blame texas ranger dogs at Spike's for this. |
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honey mustard is a good one to fuck with too. try it with mozzarella sticks. i darez ya! |
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oral b makes a mean toothbrush |
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horseradish mustard rules on everything |
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i once asked someone at burger king for some "hossradish" to dip my onion rings into and the person looked at me like i asked for something that didn't exist on this planet. |
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a buddy of mine can top that. him and a mutual friend went to a walgreen's in worcester looking for a sled a couple of winters ago and whoever they talked to didn't know what a sled was. they literally got in a shouting argument with each other because they each thought the other was fucking with them. fuckin immigants. even when it was the bears i knew it was them. |
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sleds were banned by the government in the 80s. |
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you're thinking of integrity, tom. |
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I got a breakfast sandwich from Dunkin' Donuts (the last one I'll ever get...innards no thanky) a few weeks ago and asked for it on a biscuit. Their sign said they had biscuits. I got laughed at by 3 employees, and said in complete disbelief, "BISCUIT?! Pfffff...yeah, ok...this is Dunkin' Donuts, we don't have biscuits." To which I replied, "Take down your sign then." As soon as they looked at the sign, they all got red in the face and apologized, but tried to play it off like it wasn't their fault. Fucking whores. I hope their boyfriends/husbands beat them when they got home because there were no biscuits in the freezer. |
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biscuit? what do you think this is, kentucky fried chicken? |
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mmmmmm...kentucky fried donuts |
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OOOOOO Chil' you know you ain't gettin' no biscuits from Kendunkin Fried Donuckens. |
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ketchup? catsup? ketchup? catsup? |
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a kendunkin fried donuckens sounds like something i don't want dreadkill to do me |
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I'm not sure which one I like better:
Kendunkin' Fried Donuckens
OR
Dunktucky Fried Chicknuts |
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How about Dunktuckin' Fried Dokkens? |
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ken dunks fuck nuts in do do |
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Ken tucks dunknutters in fried doey. |
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Ken's nuts dunk goeyducks. |
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hahahahahahahahahaha goeyducks. |
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KEN FUCKS GEODUCKS
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Ha, saw those squirter things on Dirtiest jobs. Yes, I watch that from time to time, what of it see?!!! |
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dude don't ever defend your liking of Dirty Jobs. that show rules and anyone who thinks otherwise is ignant. |
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ALRIGHT, THIS THREAD HAS GOT ENTIRELY TOO SILLY.
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and now for something COMPLETELY different. |
 
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