I couldn't make this shit up.



Holland Township family angry that supermarket won't personalize cake for their son




by Express-Times staff
Sunday December 14, 2008, 12:16 AM

JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and Adolf Hitler Campbell.

Good names for a trio of toddlers? Heath and Deborah Campbell think so. The Holland Township couple has picked those names and the oldest child, Adolf Hitler Campbell, turns 3 today.

This has given rise to a problem, because the ShopRite supermarket in Greenwich Township has refused to make a cake for young Adolf's birthday.

"We believe the request ... to inscribe a birthday wish to Adolf Hitler is inappropriate," said Karen Meleta, a ShopRite spokeswoman.

The Campbells turned down the market's offer to make a cake with enough room for them to write their own inscription and can't understand what all of the fuss is about.

"ShopRite can't even make a cake for a 3-year-old," said Deborah Campbell, 25, who is Heath's wife of three years and the mother of the children. "That's sad."

Others, such as Anti-Defamation League director Barry Morrison, applauded Shop Rite's decision.

"Might as well put a sign around their (the children's) neck that says bigot, racist, hatemonger," said Morrison. "What's the difference?"

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I'm glad this triple posted. It deserves it.

Well, Seig Heil and such. I like how one of the kid's middle names is "Aryan Nation". A couple of beauties right there.

3 years together and 3 kids? less like a master race, more like a white trash race.

Hey man, they are going send the blacks back to Africa from the comfort (or lack thereof) of their trailer.

White power people are all into having as many kids as possible and "making babies for the white race".
Whites are having the fewest offspring of all races right now. It's their way of fighting back or something.

I was on the bus the other day and I overheard this spanish chick talking to this white guy. She was probably 19. When he told her he was 35 and had no kids she looked at him like he was crazy. She said "You don't have kids?!?!?! Don't you want kids??!"
That seems to be the general attitude in the ghetto.

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wow. they shoulda made the cake, but fuck these people. (the whitetrash-master race fucks)

A. That's fucked -- the last thing poor people need is more kids.
B. I am so glad I have no kids and am vasectomized.

seems that only trashy shitty people are having kids now.

The movie Idiocracy is becoming more and more relevant as the days progress.

Precisely.

Awwww, whos a handsome little fascist? Whos life is completely over at age 3? Awwwwwwwwww.

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo

is that the mother or the father?

Somebody post the video of that goofy white power band where the fader labeled "white pride" starts rising up all on it's own.

I've got a kid. I guess that makes me a shitty person.

you're also trashy. as am i.

There's nothing wrong with having kids if you want them. But having them for the sake of having them is just strange to me.

You guys are shitty for other reasons. Hiyo!

It's mainly a question of if you have enough resonsibilty to be a parent. It requires a lot of time, patience, and caring. Most people ages 16-30 do not have the time and/or patience and responsibility to have a kid. I had to make some changes in my life-style when I became a parent. I also quit my old band Abaroth and quit music for 2 years when I became a parent.
Most of the people on this board (no offense) live a little too wild to even think about having kids. It takes some serious responsibilty.

Well put -- I am 34 and would make a horrible role model for anyone. I am selfish, mean-spirited, sarcastic, and hateful -- which is why I post here!

there is no way in Hell that any aspect of my life is even remotely ready to have kids.

God bless his little heart

What a fucking understatement. Mother of poo I would kill myself if I had a kid. I can't even afford myself and all my "wild" expenditures.

One can still be "wild" as a parent - it just takes a little more reason and responsibilty and scheduling.

That is the complete opposite of "wild" (though saying "Hey man, I'm a wild dude", is pretty fucking gay, true as it may be)

What can I say, "we're two wild and crazzzzy guuuys!"

build the cake you pussies

I can't beleive that I posted a story about a guy who named his kids Adolf Hitler and Arayan Nation, a TRUE story, and the thread turned into a debate on the pros and cons of having kids. What in the fuck???

That's the magic of return to the pit. accept threads to turn into something else.
I apologise for expressing my views; you can retract my statements above and continue talking about Adolf Hitler - or better yet, the idiotic parents who name their kid that, regardless of whether or not they view Hitler as an idol or a tool. That kid is going to be getting shit the rest of his life, thanks to his ass-clown cunt-munching parents. Why don't they name their kids with normal names, like Palin's kids.

Yes, back to the Aryan Youth. I'd love to be a fly on the wall when Little Hitler starts school. Or do these whackos home-school their kids:
Lesson 1 - Overcoming the trickiness of the subhuman jew.
Lesson 2 - 101 reasons why blacks are inferior.
Lesson 3 - Mein Kampf for kids - a picture book.

He must be a member of the Junior SS Army

I didn't even really read that article. Just read it now. haha.
How about those Prussian Blue girls? hahaha

This makes one want to throw on some Vaginal Jesus or Blue Eyed Devils.

4. How to spot a jew who's had a nose job
5. Why your mattress is safer than a bank
6. Fighting the ZOG

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