they walk the fine line between cryptic, funny and down right racist..

whopper 'virgins' and indigenous peoples. wow.

Is it racist to now call everyone who hasn't tried a whopper "whopper virgins?" we should just call them healthy.

burger king know that people who eat there like to fuck

and they prefer to fuck their own kind

other fat people

lol.. fair enough, a healthy heart is way overated anyways.

Have you noticed that all the virgins are 99% asian?

Just because we make wontons and fuck up our r's and l's doesn't mean we don't know what the fuck a burger is...

Asian food is light years better than Burger King though. That's one reason the virgins are all Asian.

i'm a whopperphilliac

You fuck Whoppers? Sweet.

....and sloppy....they're sloppy while eating them, imagine how sloppy they'd be while fucking them

Ugh. Just thinking about eating one is enough to make my innards churn.

who wants to try my special sauce?

Those Burger King commercials for the triple stack or whatever, that strongly implied the questioning of masculinity in vegetarian/vegan men, were hilarious.

if you haven't tried a whopper you're a fucking idiot not a virgin