My cousin and I have been killing time at work by making up our own words. Most of them deal with poop and genitals, because we have the mentality of a 13 year old. Here are a few we've come up with:

-Belungermuffin: a shit that rests on the shallow part of a public toilet, thus sticking up out of the water so you can take in its plentiful stench. (MSD helped with that one)
-Thunderdog: a shit that cannot be flushed.
-Slorp: a shit that takes itself
-Pathypolyblumpkinosis: a disorder in which fellatio must be performed multiple times or by multiple people in order to properly defecate.
-Testangulatiasis: a physical condition in which your testicles are overgrown ands rectangular.
-Lobby Donkster: a donkey born with crustaceous claws.
-Ampucumulumptopus: a large, tangled mass of amputee octopi.
-Mortaspelunkaphagia: the act of eating your way through dead bodies in order to explore them as if they were a cave.

This shit is fucking retarded, but kills a lot of time, haha. Make contributions if you too are bored at work. There are many more where these came from.

Wordsmith - maker of words

your wordsmithing is appreciated.

Thank you Tom. We are proud of our retarded word babies.

i consider it giving birth to a new language

HAHAH

-Bath Burger: when you shit in the tub and use it as a bar of soap.

Hmmm, well done Mark. This reminds me of at my work when we make up fake names and put them in the computer. Examples:
Steech Hangledang
Wilth Shempson
Zelph Rimplezam
Crenth Gamskinsky
Yamooth Longshemps
Jivvy Riswiddler
Broyn Herbstench

Shits fun. Go ask a stranger if they've seen Crenth. And Mark I just took a slorp, thanks for the clarification.

Hahahaha, sweet. I've been slorping like crazy lately.

all of those fake names look like hockey player names

Blumpkinographic Institute: A bastion of academia, teeming with vital knowledge of a sacred art. Located just south of Woods Hole.

Phalloidal gold: Alot like colloidal gold, except with rubber dongs, disco music and band-aids.

Tuberous Testiculations: A wet dream experienced by a male.

Eggcentrifical Tork: The monkeys were never a real band you IDIOT!

Gerbal: Any one you have a disdain for. Can be utilized as an broad span adjective, mostly seen as a pejorative, as it's etymology alludes to the past times of a one Richard Geare. "I saw Johnny last night, that nigga was all gerbaled up on some goodness."

Endodontic Fuck: WHAT THE FUCK DOES BRUXISM HAVE TO DO WITH TYPEWRITERS?

My uncle has come up with some hilarious names. Two best:
-Maxine O'Gunka
-Erma Pissnickel

Lobby Donkster is instant classic. I'm saying it to everyone at work. 2 people just said it the same time haha.

Hahahahaha, NICK! YES!

Erma Pissnickel hahaha. The name making is partly influenced by Tim and Eric Awesome Show. They always have awesome names in the fake "credits" of the skits.

-Polyoinksturbation: a disorder in which you must always be masturbating a pig, no matter what. ALWAYS.
-Disgrumpstipation: a disorder in which you are so disgusted by shitting that you become constipated and subsequently very grumpy.

-Phallafaraptor: a severely bent penis.

Incontinentia Buttucks

You must provide a definition, Yeti!

its from Life of Brian. not an original. i'd have to give this some thought.

Shit. I need to watch that movie again, for I do not remember that.

-Spermeometry: The ability to control your ejaculation so well that you can direct your semen to any target within sight.
-Crabdunk: When your balls touch the shit you just took.
-Crabdimple: When you make a smily face in the shit you just took with the tip of your dick.
-Beefsnorkel: When a girl attempts a blowjob in a bathtub.
-Spunkuffen: When you ejaculate into a woman's ass and trap it long enough that she bakes a cake with it inside of her rectum.

I think my cousin and I may be going insane in this place.

We have expounded upon the prefix "belunger" today:
-Belungerbath: When you shit so hard that the toilet water covers your balls entirely.
-Belungachunga: The shuffle you have to perform when you accidentally shart yourself, in order to contain the shart in the most confined area possible.
-Belungerthunder: When you shit so hard that damage is caused to the toilet.
-Belungerhunger: When you really want to shit but you don't have to.
-Belungerplunder: When one leaves a belungermuffin but another claims it as his or hers.
-Shitterbug: The dance you do when you really have to shit.

Whoppernoodle: when you eat a whopper and when you shit, it looks like a noodle.