do you have someone that you always go get coffee with? my "work girlfriend" is an asian guy. Since no one at my work can tell asians apart, it makes for some interesting "weren't you with blah earlier this morning" where the "blah" is someone that doesn't look anything like my work girlfriend.
who is yours?

what's an "asian"?

haha ya she bitches about her boyfriend to me all time. i wanna put it in her ass.

some 46 yr old woman. She has the best stories about sexing so naturally I'm intrigued. And not stories about having great sex and what not. No. Instead it's about having a guy jerk off in front of you in a chilis parking lot only to have him cum all over his shirt and politely ask her to pass him napkins. All on the first date.

It's like a gook, but different.

Also, I have no friends at work.

she must love them jalepeno poppers

My cousin Matt. That doesn't count as real incest right?

why go down the street when you can go down the hall?



WHOWHOWHO-AHHAHHAHHHHAAA

The only female that works for my company works in the office and is usually gone by the time I get back.

If ya can't keep it in the pants, keep it in the family!

my work gf has been giving me updates about her period arrival. talk about awkward conversation. i think i need to explain to her the definition of small talk.

My boy Dylan (or DIELAWN as I like to call him) I thought he was a fag because he wore tight pants but one day I saw "MUDKIPZ" written on his shoe. It been love ever since.

i am slightly disturbed about how many of you guy's "work-girlfriends" are males. did you all make sure to call out today in protest?

I think that's the point...that it's just the person you hang out with at work.

thats stupid. you're all stupid. stupids.

probably true

All the other people at my work are retarded but extremely fappable.

i designate "fap" as the word of the year.

all in favor - say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhye.

WORD OF THE CENTURY

what?

He's saying incest is acceptable and logistically easier.

Mine is whoever sits in my chair at any given time.

My work girlfriend is that fat guy I always bitch about. Today he tracked me down in another building across the street to:

A. Test his new work cellphone, ignoring the fact that tracking someone down to stand next to them and call them defeats the entire purpose of a cellphone altogether.

B. Ask me how to end a call on his cellphone. Like the phone that he owns personally doesn't have a big red END button too.

Andrea is my work girlfriend but you knew that already

she brings me cookies and home cooked meals and i make her jewlery

hla!!!

xmikex: that sounds like a work wife.

carina: I would have guessed her for outside of work things, but I didn't know you hung out in work.

yes we wont get coffee with anyone else...lol

that's what Leo and I do. twice a day. today, Leo refused to go down with me. I had to go alone like a mook. he was waiting for a phone call or something.