17yos off of drinking straight sambuca romano and chasing it with orange soda. I felt like I got punched in the stomach. I puked shortly there after.

your story?

i rarely puke anymore, but i don't think i can remember the first time. i can remember certain times, like puking on my shirt, but not the first. Sambuca though, eeesh, that shit is brutal.

In Philadelphia. Blacked out on whiskey as a young chap. Ended up pissing on a homeless guy and puking all over my friend's room.

shared a bottle of jack with my best bro behind the high school at the foot ball field. every sip was like a slap in the mouth. was seeing in 16ths...kaleidoscopic visions. walking sideways all the way home. laid down in bed spinning like a top. woke up to an amorphous blob of yack on my floor.

that's awesome

I have never taken a sip of alcohol in my life. I have a squeaky clean liver. Huzzah!

one of the first times i puked was after a gigantic glass of gin, and then a gigantic glass of SoCo. i was laying on the back stairs of my friends old apartment singing World Coming Down at the top of my lungs. i puked a lot.

You ever going to give in and drink (responsibly of course)?

lol...and to think your moms a registered diet-poophead...just because you dont drink dont mean your liver is squeeky clean... *shakes head* huzzah my ass.

Haha, believe me Nick, Taco Bell has done enough damage so I don't have to rely on alcohol to do it for me, haha.

Jim, I'll never drink, ever. I can bet on that.

wow, that's pretty impressive. i used to have a sweet-tooth but it mutated into an alcohol-tooth.

I don't remember the first time but I remember a year or two ago coming to work really hungover. Like briskly walk to the bathroom every ten minutes to dry heave hungover. Well, eventually I just said fuck it and went home. On the drive home, I had to puke so I pulled into a parking lot and ralphed in a plastic shopping bag and then threw it out the window. When I got home I told my wife I had a really bad stomach bug and she let me sleep the rest of the day.

candidate for early diabetes right here.

never ever puked.

try harder.

yea dreadkill.. apparently it's not a smart thing to do to piss on a homeless black guy behind a 7-11 in the bad part of Philly. I barely remember doing it, all I remember is being surprised that a person popped out of the "ground" where I was pissing. Philly's a rough town

at my brothers bachelor party. I was like 14. Doing straight shots of anything. I was the biggest asshole of the party. Puking, yelling, and puking. Good times good times.

16, drinking straight Jack Daniels. I passed out. Don't know for how long. Woke up in the passenger seat of my car. My best friend is driving. We're on the highway on the way back from buying coke in the Bronx (which he did while I was passed out) and we're coming up to a tollbooth. He's all paranoid from coke and freaking out going "Dude, dude, don't PUKE AT THE TOLLS, whatever you do DON'T PUKE AT THE TOLLS!!!"
So, of course, as soon as we pull up to the toll booth, I hurl all over the fucking place. All over the car, all over myself, fucking everywhere. I was wearing an army jacket that had breast pockets and the next day I found the pockets half filled with puke.

So, going home, I figured I was totally fucked. I wreaked like whiskey an puke and the front of my shirt and jacket looked like the inside of a barf bag. No way could I clean myself up enough for my mother not to notice. No fucking way. I'm dead.
I walk in the house and no one is home. I am so relieved that I don't stop to wonder why no one is home at 2am. I change my clothes and throw what I had been wearing in the waching machine.
A while later my mother comes home. Turns out that I wasn't the only one in my family who had their first puking while drinking experience that night. She found my little brother passed out at a party, half dead from alcohol poisoning (also Jack Daniels ironically). They had to take him to the ER and have his stomach pumped. So he saved my ass by accident.
It was over ten years before I could drink whiskey again and to this day my brother still can't.

either 16 or 17 off jack daniels. passed out behind a convenience store in the center of town after puking my guts up. i told my friends to leave me there and take my car somewhere for like an hour while i tried to sleep it off. apparently they were gone for 2 hours, came back, and could see half of my body dangling out from behind the store in plain view from the street.

even a whiff of jack brings me back to that night...but i still drink it every now and again.

mfr is an edge pussy. go join xquicksilverx!

Hahaha I'd rather not. Ew.

sac: my second puking was a lot like that story, but I was 18 and the cops found me behind the bank.

hahahaha...i was super fuckin lucky that the cops didn't find me. i do believe that i relieved myself on a church at one point during that night though.

luckily, millbury cops were never really that good at catching me while doing stuff.

polished off half a bottle (don't remember the size) of Jaeger when I was 17. Vomited.

Jennie Proulx through bread at me as I was passed out on a chair.

That bitch...who was sort of just being helpful.

I think Jaegermeister is fucking terrible. Whiskey, ftw.

there's video of me somewhere from when i was 17 or 18 pounding a bottle of jager in one shot.

later on that night when we were leaving yeti's apartment my friends tried to wake me up so we could leave, at which point i took the square plug from a super nintendo and attempted to wear it on my foot as a shoe...

hahahaha that was the best drunk moment i've ever seen. you were so confused as to why your shoe didn't fit.

Even though I don't drink, I have awesome stories about my friends getting blindingly drunk, and good thing I was there for some of them since said friends couldn't remember shit. I'm waiting to see if Dave Maggot tells his most infamous drunk story.

I think this was my first time puking from drinking:

I was a senior in highschool, over my friend's house. I think I pounded 8 budweisers in about an hour. Not too long after, I was puking in his bathroom, wretching my guts up and spitting blood. I was barfing and dry heaving so hard that I broke a bunch of blood vessels in my face and in my eye (I didn't know this at the time.)

So I collapse on my friend's couch, head hanging over the side with a make shift barf bucket next to me. My friends get all shitty on the rest of my beer and shaving-cream my head for me. I couldn't lift my head at this point, because I was dieing.

In the morning when we all come back to life, they tell me to look in the mirror. I had 2 bad black eyes from puking so hard.

When I went home and my parents asked what happened, all I could think of was saying that I was allergic to my friends cat. They didn't quite buy it as they were busting up laughing.

that blood vessel thing happens to my face almost everytime i puke because i have to make myself vom. great stomach workout though hahaha

I had 2 black eyes for a week on that drunken stooper.

last thursday at the hivesmasher/dysentery show i got hammered and ended up vomming in the parking lot. i had a little bit of poison ivy on my face, and after puking, it made wherever it was turn deep purple. it was gone in a couple days...looked fuckin TERRIBLE though.

yeah i've never seen something like that before.

so now we have 2 cures for poison ivy. THe golden shower and getting so shitty that when you wretch your guts out that breaking blood vessels also cures it?

the poison ivy was pretty much gone. wherever it was just bruised after said vomming. ugh.

i was 19 (i was 16 the first time i got drunk....but i rarely puke from alcohol).

me and my two buddies Jim and Justin were hangin out at this spot in the woods with a big ass bonfire and a battery powered boombox listening to Slayer.

We split a handle of Jack, and a handle of Soco, and i think i had maybe 7 shots of each....and then i wanted to slow down, so i made my favorite mixer (pour two shots of each into a 20 oz coke.....it really is smooth and tasty)...and i just sipped at it slowly....about half way through it, i thought i might have been sobering up a bit (because i could see straight) so i chugged the rest of it, and almost immediately puked it right back up (into the fire....what a smell! hah.)

my first time puking coincided with my first time getting drunk. my buddy filled up a pint glass with Clan McGreggor Scotch Whiskey and told me to pound it. that was a really awesome feeling for about 20 minutes.

what a waste of scotch

"If I can't have it, nobody can!!!!!"

i agree... i was only 15 at the time though.

16 years old at a party.First time I ever got drunk. I remember feeling like I was floating and saying to myself this awesome, I must be dreaming. The euphoric buzz soon came to an end. I remember flipping off some wiggers and then upchucking over someones porch.

The best puking story I have is when this drunk mess of a girl barfed all over herself causing a chain reaction of vomiters. It was something about the scent of this girl's barf. It basically went like this:

Girl pukes on herself
Her boyfriend rushes to help her with a bucket and catches a wiff of the vomit and he starts puking
The high school sadist Jonny Boyd is eager to lend a helping hand. He even turns his hat backwards as he is going to intervene... I got a kick out of that one. Boyd the Bully can't stomach the stench and he begins barfing. Then Timmy the runt follows suit. 4 dopes violently upchucking all over the living room. I managed to keep a safe distcance and watched it all from behind a sliding glass door...

"But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

probably 16 or so...drank a bunch of straight Absolut that i nabbed from my mom's liquor stash. went to bed fine but woke up the next morning, ate an apple, and then booted.

i understand.....far too many of us have made the mistake of abusing such tasty spirits during teenage years.

lol@the goonies quote

First time I drank when I was 18. I had two wine coolers. Needless to say when I was 18, I was a huge pussy. I drank directly after writing a very long rant about how fucking stupid and worthless drinking is and how anyone who does it is a dumbass.

15 yo drinking either Cisco or Peach Schnapps, can't remember. I tackled an election sign in someones front yard and got chased by the owner of the house. I got away and promptly puked everywhere. Luckily I was outside.

Lamp, aren't you still 18?

had a night where me 3 others friends stole cases of bacardi from tufts university, we did catering there, and proceeded the next night to get obliverated. long story short i threw up first, and shortly there after the other three did. not sure how it happened but we started daring each other to eat your own puke and slowly it progressed into us daring each other to eat eachothers puke, which we did. classy fucks

I'm 21.

WAY too many Flaming Dr. Peppers

Uhhh I puke whenever I drink Jack Daniels, I just don't like the Charcoal taste of it... I can feel it in my stomach like it never digests or something the second i drink it. The first time I puked from drinking was when I was 17 I think. We were drinking Sake... that shit is so terrible also the only time I've ever had a hangover.

you hate sake? unpossible yoou traitor.

Sambuca??!??!?!? Hahahahhaha....all 35 proof of it? Jesus Rev, no wonder you hate alcohol. Sambuca is oussy shit and it sucks. Black licorice candy man.

27 yrs old. First and only time in 2001 . . . 3/4 of a bottle of Goldschlager and 3 beers. In a delirium where I thought I contained all the vomit to the bowl, I managed to carpet the walls and floor of my friend's hotel room bathroom with what could only be described as vomitous cookies and cream-esque batter. I was drunk until 1:30pm the next day while working. Worst day ever.

rev theres this Korean liquor thats a lot better than Sake.. its called Soju, its kind of like sweet vodka

17, Jaeger, drank a liter, puked, passed out havent touched it since.

Josh Martin... I remember that story about the toll booth, you told YEARS ago, but, you said you were strung out on heroin....make up your mind!!! ha!
-matt/Cold Northern Vengeance

I went to a New Year's Eve party like that once. At midnight, they were passing around enough glasses of champagne for everyone at the party. (The people who lived there bought a HUGE bottle.) Around 15 minutes or half an hour later, once the bubbly kicked in, nearly every single person at the party puked in some of the most grotesque ways. One guy puked all over the front of himself. Another guy was in the living room puking into a plastic grocery bag while some girl next to him puked in a nearby garbage can. There were about 3 or 4 people puking in the bathroom all at the same time. The girlfriend of a guy who lived there puked all over her boyfriend's bedroom. It got so bad that the people who lived in the apartment said that everyone who was either currently puking or had puked needed to leave. The only exception, of course, being those who were far too drunk to get up. Within 5 minutes, a party that consisted of at least 100 people shrank to a group of less than 10 people.

I think it was New Year's 2001. I like to call it Pukefest 2001. We ushered the year in with vomit.

I went to my first kegger on new year's eve of 1999. I was 16. I remember drinking beers hoping that they'd dilute the tequila I had already drank and help me sober up. then I blacked out. I remember waking up at my house the next morning, and I had to walk back to this kid's house to get my wallet and glasses that I'd left there. When I got there he was hosing vomit off the floor and railing of his back porch, which apparently I had deposited there. he had just rented a steam cleaner, because I left what he described as the longest trail of puke he'd ever seen in his life, down the entire length of his front hallway. About 15 feet.

The second to last thing I remember from that night was getting cut off. The very last thing I remember was somebody offering me some hennesey, and I downed about six shots.

i don't mind if someone pukes, but you do it in the toilet our outside. my party slogan is "if you puke on the floor you're out the door".

Either you're getting my stories mixed up or I was too drunk to make any sense. I never did heroin when I was 16.

Matt from CNV annoyed me so much that I went back and found the thread where I told the tollboth story the first time.

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=23706

Nowhere do I mention heroin. In fact I tell the exact same story as I did yesterday.

Read it and weep, douchebag.
It's complete idiots like Matt that are the reason for all the bullshit gossip on the internet.
It's rare I get to so completely prove them wrong though.

i puked last nigh in celebration of this wonderful thread.

Josh Martin is right. that guy must have mistaken "needless" for "needles".

matt from CNV is a douchebag? news to me.
he's one of the most chill guys I know.

My first puke from booze.... hmmm.

oh, yes. I was like 13 or 14, and I drank about 8 Beast (Milwaukee's Best) Ice's, followed by a couple shots of tequilla, all in about 1 hr. or so.

I filled a party-sized Tostitoes bag (empty at the time) with vomit, while watching Blazing Saddles on TV. I was actually laughing the whole time I was puking.

The next day... Not laughing anymore.

I don't even the guy and he just called me a liar that makes up stories.
= douchebag imo

Josh is into music for the men. He attracts some of the hottest gays in NE.

Nebraska fills my bread basket.

It's actually Ryan from HBBSI's fault.

He came to my house to buy a bass off me and bought me and my friend rick a 7$ gallon of vodka.


and yes, that's just as terrible as it sounds.



we went shot for shot for ten rounds (and the glasses turned out to be double shots)

long story short I woke up two days later with all my clothes on backwards whimpering 'help' like a ten year old girl when I couldn't reach the lobster pot I had apparently been puking into the last 2 days.



I aint been right every since then, either.

19 after drinking straight soco and eating an eight of shrooms

drinking with a ladyfriend, we polished off a jug of carlo rossi, whilst drinking beer's and captain's in between. woke up the next day with the worst headache of my life, puked bile, and had strange body temperature fluctuations.

Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

The first time I puked was a reaction to the completely newbish idea of mixing spiced rum with beer... After my pepsi ran out and I had nothing else to mix with. I was puking on the toilet, lawn, couch, AND outside on the sidewalk.
I was finished puking when the party was over around 7am. Then I walked home. It fucking rocked.

I've only puked twice from drinking.

First time was after doing triple shots of SoCo and Captain Morgan's mixed. Fucking retard.

I climbed up onto my roommate's loft bed and lay down. The room turned into a gravitron and next thing I know someone's shoving a trash can in my face and screaming "HE'S PUKING" I knocked the trashcan out of the way and barfed all over her uniform's for her job; a concierge at a Double Tree in.

The next time was after my friend's father's funeral. I drank 8 beers in a half hour after learning how to drink 3/4's in one gulp. I waddled outside and projectiled into the street. There was a Mary statue beneath me on the ground and I covered her in ropes of brown juice.