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returntothepit >> discuss >> COMPOSTED's debut EP "Sexual Transmission: Simplex Slam" to be released via Cephalic Records (CZ) by MarkFuckingRichards on Nov 8,2008 11:23am
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toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 8,2008 11:23am edited Nov 8,2008 11:35am
Composted is proud to announce that Czech Republic imprint Cephalic Records will be releasing our debut EP, "Sexual Transmission: Simplex Slam." The disc features 5 tracks (and maybe some surprises) of the silliest of the silly, the brownest of the brown notes and the most blistering of the retarded (LOL WUT) you evah hurd, kehd. New Composted shirts and CDs will be available at the end of November/early December through the band and label. Expect some brand new videos to pop up as well.





http://www.myspace.com/compostedmetal
http://www.myspace.com/cephalicrec
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toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 8,2008 11:27am
CZECH IT OUT!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 8,2008 11:28am
HIYOOOOOO



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Nov 8,2008 11:47am
Is that the actual cover or is that the censored one? Either would be hilarity at its most hilarious.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 8,2008 11:48am
Haha, that is the censored version. Funny thing is, the nipples were replaced with rhino eyes and you can't actually see any va-jay, but MySpace still deleted the original within 2 seconds of posting it.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Nov 8,2008 11:57am
Someone at Myspace really likes Composted.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 8,2008 11:58am
extravagant



toggletoggle post by rbss at Nov 8,2008 12:00pm
Fuck yes!

Mark can you set aside a medium High on Krylon shirt for me?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 8,2008 12:01pm
I can indeed Anthony. I believe it's the last one, so you get to be special.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Nov 8,2008 12:05pm
Mark can you set aside a vial of your sperm for me?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 8,2008 12:07pm
'Too Hot For MySpace! Yowza!!' would've been a much better album title.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Nov 8,2008 12:08pm
fuck this band



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Nov 8,2008 12:10pm
is that va-jay a photoshopped toilet seat?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 8,2008 12:13pm
That is indeed a toilet seat.

Martins, I don't sell sperm in vials. I sell them in coffee cans...the big ones.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 8,2008 12:14pm
No, Scott. All vaginas look like that. Don't be retarded.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 8,2008 12:14pm
i would totally shit in that rhino vagina



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Nov 8,2008 12:16pm
That's fine.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Nov 8,2008 12:50pm
I'd love to take that rhino vagina on a date.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 8,2008 1:04pm
I love that there is band called "I Shit on Your Face" on your new label.



toggletoggle post by pires at Nov 8,2008 1:55pm
When is the release date?!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 8,2008 2:26pm
Release date is unspecified at this time; the CDs go out to press on Tuesday or Wednesday, so it will be something like 3 weeks after that.



toggletoggle post by grizloch   at Nov 8,2008 2:30pm
once again, the czech republic can do no wrong, glad shits getting released on the quick, just in time for xmas son



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 8,2008 2:47pm
SLAMTA CLAUS



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Nov 8,2008 2:56pm
slam for baby jesus



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 8,2008 4:10pm
Cool, I have traded CDs with this guy before.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Nov 10,2008 10:01pm
bump



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Nov 11,2008 9:01pm
bump cuz im bored, halloween 5 just ended and i dont wanna do dishes or pack up most of my room into a tote.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Nov 11,2008 9:03pm
I are trading with cephalic nao.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Nov 11,2008 9:54pm
i'll cephalic your nao



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 11,2008 10:04pm
composted's cz tour is nothing likee hostile 2



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 11,2008 10:05pm
and hostel 2? forgetaboutit



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Nov 11,2008 10:17pm
it'll be called the "They Had It Cumming Tour 09!" where we're killed in all sorts of sadistically pornographic ways.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Nov 12,2008 11:04am
I want a cd and a shirt Mark. I'm throwing a show at Rocko's sometime in January again, would Composted like to do a return show?



toggletoggle post by Pires at Dec 17,2008 11:06am
any word on release date yet ol' chap?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 17,2008 11:10am
Early January! It took the label a bit longer to get us the pressing money so it just went out to press a few days ago.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 17,2008 3:06pm



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Dec 17,2008 3:29pm
haha i hope the cover has the censors on it

if not im making them.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Dec 17,2008 6:03pm
This better happen!!



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Dec 17,2008 6:34pm
put the censors on the jewel case and then when you take the liner notes out you see the full thing! hehe



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 17,2008 6:48pm
intense



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 17,2008 8:05pm
Haha, no censors. Fuck that noise. It would be hilarious though. I'll let everyone know when the shit comes in!



toggletoggle post by Pires at Dec 17,2008 9:05pm
I'll be asking everyday. Don't you worry.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 18,2008 4:34pm



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Dec 18,2008 6:31pm
FISH



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 27,2008 8:35pm
bump



toggletoggle post by Pires at Dec 28,2008 12:13am
bump for release date dave? Or just cause you're a good guy?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 28,2008 12:36am
I've received word that I should have our copies of the CD around January 20th.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 28,2008 7:01am edited Dec 28,2008 7:02am




toggletoggle post by Pires at Dec 28,2008 10:21am
the wait is finally ovah! I've been waiting for this for so long. I may just cry. Thank you jeebus!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 28,2008 11:18am
It will be available to everyone ASAP, but Pires has to wait an extra month and pay double.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Dec 28,2008 12:12pm
Jan.20th? what happened to first week of January? Poooooooooo



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 28,2008 12:51pm
Christmas and New Years happened. Motherdickers, taking days off and shit.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 28,2008 3:03pm
damn those motherdickers



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 28,2008 3:06pm
Mothradickers!



toggletoggle post by Pires at Dec 28,2008 3:23pm
I'll just have brian_dc burn me a copy then mark. FAG. You cant keep me away from teh slamz.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 28,2008 3:32pm
im gonna have an eventful january. got a cd coming out. a documentary i directed will be up online soon. getting tattooed on the 6th. that months gonna rule.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Dec 28,2008 7:19pm
and yer gay



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 28,2008 7:24pm
gay like a fox



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 28,2008 7:31pm
Sorry Pires, I'm just playing hard to get!



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at Dec 28,2008 7:36pm
I'm thinking that I would like to have one of these cd's



toggletoggle post by Pires at Dec 28,2008 7:50pm
cock tease!!



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Dec 28,2008 7:52pm
lol ive had this for like a year. fagz.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 28,2008 7:53pm
i have 12 different versions



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 28,2008 7:59pm
more like 6 different versions, but whos counting



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 28,2008 8:27pm
I believe everyone under the sun should buy a copy of this.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 28,2008 8:28pm
i'll buy a copy of it



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 28,2008 8:48pm
I'll take 7!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 29,2008 3:12am
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
Jan.20th? first week of January?


They have to get mailed here from Slovakia, right?




toggletoggle post by miltoni at Dec 29,2008 6:15am
hey man i dont know this



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 29,2008 3:28pm
i think the cd pressing company is in the u.s. then we have to mail them to them to the czech republic



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 29,2008 3:32pm
this is the most highly anticipated release of 2009. and by release i mean like ejaculation release.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 29,2008 3:48pm
Dave is correct. We get all the CDs then ship the label's portion to CZ.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 29,2008 7:39pm
word



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusicatthefilmplace at Dec 29,2008 7:57pm
I'll buy a copy! I'll buy two copies and donate one to my college's music library! (yes I made this joke before...)



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 29,2008 8:01pm
Haha, that's the spirit!



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 30,2008 10:35am
bump



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jan 2,2009 6:23pm
bump



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jan 3,2009 3:27pm
to the top til it drops. woot woot!!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jan 3,2009 4:16pm
Feces for Jesus!



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jan 4,2009 3:47pm
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by timma at Jan 4,2009 5:56pm
I have vaginal sex with my miniature stallion, btw.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 4,2009 6:17pm
Yeah well I have anal sex with mine.

New stickers and pins coming with the CD!



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jan 4,2009 7:40pm
i have miniature sex with my vaginal stallion



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 4,2009 7:47pm
I have my anal miniature with stallion sex.



toggletoggle post by timma at Jan 4,2009 8:56pm
I.P. Freely



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 4,2009 9:23pm
I C U P.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jan 9,2009 3:27pm
bump



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 9,2009 5:10pm
this album sucks like a cambodian whore



toggletoggle post by timma at Jan 9,2009 5:53pm
It sucks as it cuts!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 9,2009 6:14pm
So it sucks well? I don't know how to perceive this. Brain hurty. :(



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 9,2009 6:21pm
CONFUSION IS DELUSION



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 9,2009 6:30pm
AAAAAAHHHHHH!



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jan 10,2009 1:05pm
bump as well



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jan 15,2009 1:15pm
we'll have this bitch sooooon khed!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 15,2009 2:42pm
Soon as in motherfucking TOMORROW.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jan 15,2009 3:09pm
i was gonna say tomorrow but i didnt know if you had some big unvieling plan for tomorrow or something. i did not want to steal your thundah khed



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 15,2009 3:21pm
My thunder is yours for the taking, as is my chunder.



toggletoggle post by woodward at Jan 15,2009 4:19pm
Brutal.

That would be badass to play with you doods.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 15,2009 4:24pm
Word son. What band are you in?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 15,2009 4:25pm
Watch out, Composted only plays for free on weekdays.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 15,2009 4:32pm
More like, Composted doesn't play.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 15,2009 4:33pm
Specifically on Wednesdays.



toggletoggle post by timma at Jan 15,2009 4:34pm edited Jan 15,2009 4:46pm
If I was Jewish and still a teenager, I'd want Composted to play my Bar Mitzvah.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 15,2009 4:50pm
We can turn you into a Jewish teenager if you want, Tim.



toggletoggle post by timma at Jan 15,2009 4:57pm
Sick.

I'd be a "Chew"!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 15,2009 5:00pm
Hahaha, zinngggaaaaah.



toggletoggle post by woodward at Jan 15,2009 6:19pm
Halfhearted Comeback. We only play for 3k plus. Our two semi trailers are pricey to drive!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 15,2009 7:46pm
Sounds like a band we'd play with, only we have three semis. One is for cottage cheese.



toggletoggle post by woodward at Jan 15,2009 11:47pm
nothing more brutal than cottage cheez



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 15,2009 11:59pm
Especially when it's dumped out of a truck.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jan 16,2009 4:37pm
TOODAAAAYY!!!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 16,2009 4:40pm
CDs arrived at 3:38 today. In about 45 minutes I'll be feasting on them with my dick.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jan 16,2009 5:34pm
hows the dick feast going?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 16,2009 8:36pm
My dick ate like...all of em



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jan 16,2009 9:26pm
mark. I want one.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 16,2009 9:33pm
WAITINGWAITINGWAITINGWAITING



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 16,2009 9:38pm
Yeah I know you want one. Come get it big boy.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jan 16,2009 9:40pm
gimmegimmegimme!!



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jan 16,2009 9:45pm
can I haz mines with extra dick plz?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 17,2009 1:34am
You can have aaall the dick.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 17,2009 1:47am
goofy. will I get a copy that isn't a CD-r?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 17,2009 3:06am
Even though the CD was remixed and is professionally pressed, you still get a CDR.

Of course you get a real one. All you have to is come to the CD release show, that will also be a going away party for me, as I have just decided right now. Clearly you have to be there.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jan 17,2009 1:19pm
bump



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 17,2009 1:40pm
Anyone interested in purchasing a CD can do so by sending $7.50 (shipping & handling included) to mrichardsart AT gmail DOT com via PayPal; the CD comes with free stickers, buttons and Compostcards (huyuck).



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jan 18,2009 10:07pm
badunkabump



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 18,2009 10:15pm
HAH, excellent bump Dave.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jan 18,2009 10:24pm
thank ya sir



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jan 19,2009 8:23am
I had sex with my copy yesterday. Shit was tight, yo!



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jan 20,2009 2:55pm
bump



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