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returntothepit >> discuss >> The True Obama Story by Conservationist on Oct 24,2008 1:36pm
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toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 24,2008 1:36pm
Barack Obama was born to a Jewish/black father and Filipino/Irish mother. At age 13, he wanted to play blurcore. He was thrown out of band after band for being black-looking. Finally, he quit, started listening to hip-hop and got hired at ACORN. After registering 200,000 fake voters, he was able to get his ass into Harvard where the east coast liberal elites loved him. Soon he realized that if he were president, no one could kick him out of their blurcore bands, and so he got many people to vote for him. Everyone lived happily ever after, all problems went away, and all rich people died.



toggletoggle post by rbss at Oct 24,2008 1:36pm
Well, glad that is finally all cleared up.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 24,2008 3:04pm
yeah, this sheds a whole new light on those parents from "Nigeria and Kansas". Glad that whole sham is finally up.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 24,2008 3:15pm
what the hell is blurcore?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 24,2008 3:24pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
what the hell is blurcore?


WOO- OOOO.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 24,2008 4:27pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
what the hell is blurcore?


I dunno. I really really don't know. No idea at all. Not a clue



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 24,2008 4:27pm
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
Barack Obama was born to a Jewish/black father and Filipino/Irish mother. At age 13, he wanted to play blurcore. He was thrown out of band after band for being black-looking.


Wait, Obama is really Fred Ordonez? I knew it!!




toggletoggle post by dftg at Oct 24,2008 5:12pm
what the hell is Fred or Donuts?



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Oct 24,2008 5:30pm
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
and all rich people died.


sweet, sold me for his vote



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 24,2008 9:21pm
Barry will be a good Prez.



toggletoggle post by zyklon at Oct 24,2008 9:31pm
Fuck yeah he will! anyone coming up with stupid reasons not to vote for him is a fucking racist douchebag.



toggletoggle post by fuck logging in at Oct 24,2008 10:32pm
where did you get the info that his mother is half Filipino?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Ann_Dunham



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Oct 27,2008 11:16pm
Josh_Martin said[orig][quote]
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
Barack Obama was born to a Jewish/black father and Filipino/Irish mother. At age 13, he wanted to play blurcore. He was thrown out of band after band for being black-looking.


Wait, Obama is really Fred Ordonez? I knew it!!



BAHAHAHAHA!! i never met that guy, but the pics i've seen look half and half



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