Why can't you just share my unconditional love for Die Hard? why??

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i believe the correct answer was: "women are like robots...cold, calculating machines that are incapable of love"

asking a girl to watch the die hard movies, is like asking them to place an electric eel in their vaginas. it's a lose lose situation, and you get the same reaction.

either way she's getting raped, amirite?

i totally thought you said "erection" at first

new idea for a 'posted song? electric eel erection?

ha!

ladies aint got no love for McClane
i can sense them all reading this and not posting too. ladies aint got no love for Dave Maggot!!! i see you!!

How can you hate on McClain?!

Maybe it's because they're afraid to see how grossly inadequate we all are compared to him.

it's because he was barefoot in the first one. women only care about shoes.

I LOVE Die Hard, LOVE. John McClane FTW.

Tim and Sac both have excellent points.

McClane*

Sorry, I've got some retard presidential candidate on the mind.

Walking barefoot over glass > shoes

pam and me were siamese twins separated at birth

I just happen to have taste.

i know

I have never watched a die hard or james bond movie.

wow

I feel embarrassed and ashamed for you Rev.

So, Aaron, what's it like having a mangina?

can you describe what it feels like to have the female orgasm?

is it bullshit, like we've always suspected?

Aaron, can I snag a tampon?

hey, Aaron. You're gay.

lolz, nice one.

even by accident you've had to have seen a Bond movie.

"Bond" and "Bondage" are not the same thing, by the way...

I have accidentally seen some of the die hard movie parts, but I change the channel when bond movies are on.

Die hard is an awesome movie...I've posted it before my my lil rev aaron has yet to see MANY classics ... I showed him Scarface jsut last week....

dude, scarface, last week? didnt you at least have HBO as a child rev? i saw that when i was 5

I don't think your gay rev, but your are missing out on a piece of classic american cinema. Die Hard (original) was an extremely entertaining movie. Plenty of "Evil Dead-esque" one liners, and some satisfyingly over the top action. At LEAST see #1. How about goodfellas?

Dave, many 'ginas just have no taste in cinematic brilliance.
If anything, accept this silver lining as a way to test them and find your true love. When you do, you'll both be able to say YIPPIE-KI-YAY MOTHERFUCKER!

one day i'll get my girlfriend to love die hard. . .one day

my girl likes die hard at least as much as I do, which is saying something

I'm a girl and I would much rather watch an action and or horor movie than some gay romantic comedy. Explosions and gun fights and bodies getting dismembered is sooooo much better. I have NEVER made my boyfriend watch a movie that we didn't both want to see.

everybody posting in this thread is stupid. Don't bother watching die hard movies, they're formulaic and retarded. As for bond, well, the gist of every movie is this: This guy is cooler than you, the end.


Now robocop, that's a fucking movie. Conan the barbarian, there's a classic. But Die Hard, the world can do without.

They can. Im so much more of a guy than a girl.

My mangina is longer than your dick.

If you can't appreciate the senseless violence and destruction of Die Hard movies, you are not truly a man, DFTG.

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[Oct 10,2008 4:28pm - Dave_Maggot]
dude, scarface, last week? didnt you at least have HBO as a child rev? i saw that when i was 5


I didn't even have a colored TV until 10 or basic cable until 17. never had cable. sorry, we were all born with a silverspoon in our mouth. I do remember that time you and the ricker, ricky schroder had a friggin robot and ricky walked out o a field of lasers.

If it makes you feel any better, I still haven't seen Scarface yet either, and I've never had cable. But I've still watched Die Hard so that's my saving grace, haha.

dont forget a mini choo-choo train that went through my house