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returntothepit >> discuss >> Man Punches Puppy in the Face Causing Blindness by FuckIsMySignature on Sep 16,2008 2:13pm
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toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 16,2008 2:13pm
I wish I could post his home address so mail bombs could be sent.

Puppies > People.

http://www.wbaltv.com/cnn-news/17481592/detail.html



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Sep 16,2008 2:15pm
that's fuckin awful



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Sep 16,2008 2:16pm
i've noticed that like the last 10 or so awful news stories posted on here have involved "afro-americans"

racism to the pit



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 16,2008 2:17pm
yeah.... we should fuck that dude up.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 16,2008 2:18pm
I wouldn't mind beating that man to death with my bare hands.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Sep 16,2008 2:21pm
i wouldn't mind seeing him beat to death by bear hands



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 16,2008 2:22pm
I would totally beat him to death with a pair of bear hands.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 16,2008 2:23pm
All I know is the title of this thread is hilarious.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Sep 16,2008 2:23pm
dogs are gay!!!
i'm glad he did it!
the only reason i don't beat pets, is because i don't have any, because i don't want any.

ANIMALS = FOOD NOT FRIENDS -l-



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 16,2008 2:23pm
mark: right there with you bro. Staight edge and drug users unite to kick the shit outta this cock smoker.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 16,2008 2:24pm
fuck him



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 16,2008 2:25pm
Hopefully he will get shot in his next drug deal gone bad.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 16,2008 2:32pm edited Sep 16,2008 2:32pm
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
dogs are gay!!!
i'm glad he did it!
the only reason i don't beat pets, is because i don't have any, because i don't want any.

ANIMALS = FOOD NOT FRIENDS -l-


Hahahaha, even though I do not agree with this post (and I hope you're joking about dogs being gay), this was funny.



toggletoggle post by Mikeofdecrepitude at Sep 16,2008 2:49pm
Unfortunately this type of cruelty goes on everyday. It really sucks.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Sep 16,2008 2:54pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
dogs are gay!!!
i'm glad he did it!
the only reason i don't beat pets, is because i don't have any, because i don't want any.

ANIMALS = FOOD NOT FRIENDS -l-


Hahahaha, even though I do not agree with this post (and I hope you're joking about dogs being gay), this was funny.


well, dogs are pretty gay.... i mean, how many times have you seen a dog indiscriminately hump another dog regardless of gender??
haha.

no in all seriousness....i really don't like animals, i'm not a pet guy.
but i don't actually want to see dogs beaten, i don't beat dogs, and i do think this guy is a piece of shit.

even though i will probably praise him on stage next time i do a comedy show. hah!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 16,2008 2:55pm
Haha, word.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 16,2008 3:20pm
they should tie him down in a room full of puppies so they can cute him to death.



toggletoggle post by guy at Sep 16,2008 3:57pm
HAHAHAHA

yeah, fuck that dog!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 16,2008 4:09pm
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
dogs are gay!!!
i'm glad he did it!
the only reason i don't beat pets, is because i don't have any, because i don't want any.

ANIMALS = FOOD NOT FRIENDS -l-


Hahahaha, even though I do not agree with this post (and I hope you're joking about dogs being gay), this was funny.


well, dogs are pretty gay.... i mean, how many times have you seen a dog indiscriminately hump another dog regardless of gender??
haha.

no in all seriousness....i really don't like animals, i'm not a pet guy.
but i don't actually want to see dogs beaten, i don't beat dogs, and i do think this guy is a piece of shit.

even though i will probably praise him on stage next time i do a comedy show. hah!



ya see.... i feel the same way about kids. i fucking hate kids.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Sep 16,2008 4:12pm
i'm with ya there Jim!
i despise children!!!!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 16,2008 4:24pm
it makes me sick to my stomache just thinking about having one... it's a real date killer, cause i'm just not one to lie to a girl. At least i won't lie about something that will be a huge issue later in the relationship. And without fail, on a first date i always get the "How do you feel about kids?" question. Always ends in me kicking her ass..



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 16,2008 4:24pm
.....or just leavin, whatever comes first.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Sep 16,2008 4:33pm
haha, whip her ass!!!

but yeah, i'm the same way, always honest about that.
when i first met my girl, i told her right up front, i am strongly against marriage, and i never want kids



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 16,2008 4:47pm
yeah, i think marriage is dumb too.... wait a minute.. i'm married. fuck.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Sep 16,2008 4:48pm
haha.
oops



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Sep 16,2008 5:20pm
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
i'm with ya there Jim!
i despise children!!!!

same here. i keep $500 in a side account at all times, for just such an emergency.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Sep 17,2008 9:10am
DomesticTerror said[orig][quote]
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
i'm with ya there Jim!
i despise children!!!!

same here. i keep $500 in a side account at all times, for just such an emergency.

smart planning bro!
no one likes the five hundred dollar shuffle!
but sometimes, it's necessary



toggletoggle post by fleshfries at Sep 17,2008 9:21am
How the hell does something like this make the news? Who gives a shit? Go report on something people actually care about!



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 17,2008 9:42am
If you guys really are anti-kids, man up and get snipped. I am married, have no kids and am a proud blank-shooter. The procedure is unpleasant, but the peace of mind is priceless.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 17,2008 10:14am
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
If you guys really are anti-kids, man up and get snipped. I am married, have no kids and am a proud blank-shooter. The procedure is unpleasant, but the peace of mind is priceless.


i can honestly say that as soon as i have the money i will. Swear to it, i been all for this for a couple years now. And i said i would wait a couple to make sure i wanted to do it. I feel like if i do it, it is reversible and then at least if i wanted to have a kid (wont happen) i could have surgery to reverse it if i as really serious. Really good idea. I couldnt agree with you more. A kid right now would ruin any chances for me to do what i want with my life. Kids are great for some people, and i am real happy for them when their kids obviously make them happy, but thats as far as it goes.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Sep 17,2008 10:15am
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
If you guys really are anti-kids, man up and get snipped. I am married, have no kids and am a proud blank-shooter. The procedure is unpleasant, but the peace of mind is priceless.


trust me, i plan on it.
i am sick of paying for my girlfriends birth conrtrol anyway



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 17,2008 10:18am edited Sep 17,2008 10:18am
Good men.

Regarding it being reversible, not so much. The vasectomy is a pretty simple surgery -- snip the vas deferens (sp?) and tie off. Reversing it involves rejoining 2 little tubes and hoping for the best. Apparently the percentage of success is rather low and the operation is pretty expensive. You'd probably be better off freezing some swimmers if you are unsure, so you could always go with the turkey baster route if you change your mind later.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 17,2008 10:25am
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Good men.

Regarding it being reversible, not so much. The vasectomy is a pretty simple surgery -- snip the vas deferens (sp?) and tie off. Reversing it involves rejoining 2 little tubes and hoping for the best. Apparently the percentage of success is rather low and the operation is pretty expensive. You'd probably be better off freezing some swimmers if you are unsure, so you could always go with the turkey baster route if you change your mind later.


no, no, i am sure. The only reason i brought that up is that any sensible human knows that things change, and we might not feel the same way about something in 30 years. But honestly, i have never been so sure about something. I am way to self absorbed to ever have kids. I could do great things with my life, and if i have a child it wont happen. Mainly because i know i would be a good dad, but that it would be like my drumming, i would obsess over it and everything else in my life would suffer. And unlike the drums, smothering kids isnt good for em. While the more i smother my drums, the better i feel about myself.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 17,2008 10:31am
Ahhh -- another obsessive person, I can relate. I obsess over guitar, fishing, hunting, dog (retriever) training and weight training. I have no time for kids.

And fuck paying for college -- I listen to my co-workers talk about their kids' tuition, and that is fucking miserable. I thought it was expensive 16 years ago when I started college, but now it's out of control.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 17,2008 10:34am
strangely enough, when dealing with a plethora of metal musicians you usually get a lot of obsessive people. I think it has something to do with the fact that to be great at the kind of music we all love it requires obsession. So i am not saying obsession is a product of playing metal, or even that most metal heads are obsessive, just that obsessive people are attracted to the style of playing.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Sep 17,2008 11:12am
well put



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Sep 17,2008 11:56am
I was hoping it was the same dude who banged the car



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 17,2008 12:17pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
If you guys really are anti-kids, man up and get snipped. I am married, have no kids and am a proud blank-shooter. The procedure is unpleasant, but the peace of mind is priceless.


How much was the procedure? Do you have insurance? If so what kind, and did it cover any of it?



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Sep 17,2008 12:47pm
I got snipped, but that was after I had three parasitic munchkins. Don't get me wrong, I love my kids, but I will die 15 years earlier due to the stress.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 17,2008 12:50pm
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
I got snipped, but that was after I had three parasitic munchkins. Don't get me wrong, I love my kids, but I will die 15 years earlier due to the stress.


ha. When i first read what you said i thought: Well, getting parasites in your genitals definately is NOT fun, but then i realized you were speaking of your children. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 17,2008 1:50pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
If you guys really are anti-kids, man up and get snipped. I am married, have no kids and am a proud blank-shooter. The procedure is unpleasant, but the peace of mind is priceless.


How much was the procedure? Do you have insurance? If so what kind, and did it cover any of it?


I honestly don't remember the cost. I have insurance, but I don't think it was covered (which is ridiculous). I can say that I remember that it is way cheaper than having a kid.

Still not sure how this thread went from puppy punching to vasectomies.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 17,2008 2:23pm
i just said i hated kids, and you recommended the sniping... and rightfully so.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Sep 17,2008 6:19pm
the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

http://www.vhemt.org/



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Sep 17,2008 6:31pm
I cringe thinking of all the dead sperm on that mattress.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Sep 17,2008 6:31pm
I just realized I'm really not one to talk.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Sep 17,2008 6:32pm
I think you should get a puppy to chew off your testes and help both causes



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