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returntothepit >> discuss >> Rudi Johnson has bags stolen... by Tatum Bell (LOLstory even if you don't appreciate football) by xmikex on Sep 3,2008 3:40pm
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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 3,2008 3:40pm
I've been reading about this all day as it develops. The Lions decided to meet with Rudi Johnson (recent free agent from the Bengals) and talk to him about signing him. Johnson met up with Tatum Bell (who was then under contract with the Lions) earlier in the week and the two talked about football life in Detroit. Bell put two, and two together (that Rudi was his replacement) when the team signed Johnson and released Bell.

So on the day that Johnson comes in to meet with the organization, Bell comes in to clean out his locker. Rudi Johnson leaves 2 duffel bags full of his personal stuff outside Matt Millen's office, and when he comes out of the meeting the bags are gone. They goto the security tapes, and see Tatum Bell stealing the dudes bags.

Bell ends up taking them to a female acquaintance's house, and dumping them off. The girl's story is that she hadn't seen Tatum Bell in a while until he randomly showed up and asked her to hang onto the bags.

Bell turns around and tells everybody that it was just a misunderstanding which absolutely no one is buying inlcuding Rudi Johnson. Johnson made a statement today saying he's pissed about it (especially considering somebody stole a bunch of money... and left his money clip), and that he doesn't need the cops.

Tatum Bell is supposedly on the verge of signing with the Texans... who play the Lions in week 7 where Rudi Johnson will beat the shit out of him in front of 71,000 people at Reliant Stadium.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Sep 3,2008 3:44pm
muwahahahahahaha def lol



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 3,2008 3:57pm
“If anybody’s got some Perry Ellis boxers for sale,” Johnson said on Wednesday, “you know where they came from.”



toggletoggle post by timma at Sep 3,2008 4:07pm
Bahahahahaha...sucka.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Sep 3,2008 4:26pm
That's hilarious!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 3,2008 4:30pm
niggas always gotta be frontin



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 3,2008 5:31pm
i'm buying rudi's boxers.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Sep 3,2008 7:51pm
I just renamed one of my fantasy teams to "IStoleRudi'sLuggage"



toggletoggle post by The Revealer at Sep 3,2008 8:09pm
It wasn't Tatum Bell, it was his cousin.



toggletoggle post by BlogIslandESPN9898702 at Sep 3,2008 8:22pm
JUST WHAT I'D EXPECT FROM A CHEATRIOT BUT ON THE CHEATROIT LIERS. I BET BILL BELICHEAT WAS INVOLVED AND WAS LOOKING FOR PLAYBOOKS IN RUDI'S BAG THERE SHOULD BE ASTERISKS ALL OVER THE CHEAAAAATRIOTS 0-4 PRESEASON 18-1!!!!!!!!!11~!\'~!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!2111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Sep 3,2008 10:17pm
I'm gonna watch that game just for this controversy.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 3,2008 11:29pm
BlogIslandESPN9898702 said[orig][quote]
JUST WHAT I'D EXPECT FROM A CHEATRIOT BUT ON THE CHEATROIT LIERS. I BET BILL BELICHEAT WAS INVOLVED AND WAS LOOKING FOR PLAYBOOKS IN RUDI'S BAG THERE SHOULD BE ASTERISKS ALL OVER THE CHEAAAAATRIOTS 0-4 PRESEASON 18-1!!!!!!!!!11~!\'~!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!2111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Jets 4-12*



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Sep 4,2008 4:04pm
BlogIslandESPN9898702 said[orig][quote]
JUST WHAT I'D EXPECT FROM A CHEATRIOT BUT ON THE CHEATROIT LIERS. I BET BILL BELICHEAT WAS INVOLVED AND WAS LOOKING FOR PLAYBOOKS IN RUDI'S BAG THERE SHOULD BE ASTERISKS ALL OVER THE CHEAAAAATRIOTS 0-4 PRESEASON 18-1!!!!!!!!!11~!\'~!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!2111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*scratches head*



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 4,2008 4:07pm
tatum bellhop



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 4,2008 5:46pm
my fantasy football team name is now TatumBellhopBagsRudi.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 28,2008 12:30am



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