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returntothepit >> discuss >> my impressions of the incoming class by the_reverend on Sep 1,2008 8:23pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 1,2008 8:23pm
it's the first day back for college students at the university of new hampshire. im not saying that UNH attracts the beautiful and the bold, but man. I must be getting old. all of their clothing is stupid and they are all ugh-ly as fuck. it's like someone went to the isle of misfit toys, gave them cellphones, white hats and pj pants and sent them off to college. they walk in packs all talking on their celis. college ain't like it was in a rodney dangerfeld move that's for sure.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 1,2008 8:30pm
they also have the charming accent of a deaf person. this school's busted



toggletoggle post by timma at Sep 1,2008 8:31pm
Just wait until the first "thirsty thursday"...popped collars and plaid shorts all up in the piece.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Sep 1,2008 9:08pm
asshole



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 1,2008 9:36pm
ya i live pretty much on the Clark University campus. plethora of rediculousness



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Sep 1,2008 10:00pm
College is glorified high school these days.



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Sep 1,2008 10:05pm
i'm a couple of blocks from the University of Quincy. i can';t wait to find some drunk passed out on my lawn



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Sep 1,2008 10:17pm
ConquerTheBaphomet said[orig][quote]
College is glorified high school these days.


That is the fucking truth.

A college degree is next to worthless because:

(a) Grade inflation
(b) Affirmative action
(c) Politicized education
(d) Tolerance of stupidity

They've devalued the degrees by accepting all sorts of stupid behavior instead of rejecting it and grading harder.



toggletoggle post by Hungtableed at Sep 1,2008 10:22pm
A college degree gets me a $2,000 bonus every October. That's more than what I pay a year in college loans....but, however..of coarse...well, my degree didn't get me my job.




toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Sep 1,2008 10:30pm
I had an awesome professor open a course with "You are all products of grade inflation and a university that treats your degree as a commodity rather than an honor. If you can't do the work I have no problem giving you an F"

Of course his ratemyprofessors profile is filled with all sorts of inane bitching about how he gave the spoiled children an F and told them they must have an undiagnosed learning disability.



toggletoggle post by Hungtableed at Sep 1,2008 10:37pm
Hungtableed said[orig][quote]
A college degree gets me a $2,000 bonus every October. That's more than what I pay a year in college loans....but, however..of coarse...well, my degree didn't get me my job.



Correction...It yields me a $2,500 bonus.



toggletoggle post by Hungtableed at Sep 1,2008 10:39pm
BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said[orig][quote]
I had an awesome professor open a course with "You are all products of grade inflation and a university that treats your degree as a commodity rather than an honor. If you can't do the work I have no problem giving you an F"

Of course his ratemyprofessors profile is filled with all sorts of inane bitching about how he gave the spoiled children an F and told them they must have an undiagnosed learning disability.


I loved professors like that. I had this one broad who was like 75. She looked worse than my great-grandmothers dried up decomposing corpse and was one of the hardest fucking graders ever. People use to get pissed at me when the majority of the class got D's and I got A's.

took out my report card, all F's...took it to the teacher said throw some throw some D's on it. Hahahahaha



toggletoggle post by Hungtableed at Sep 1,2008 10:39pm
I am a God.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Sep 1,2008 10:41pm
BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said[orig][quote]
I had an awesome professor open a course with "You are all products of grade inflation and a university that treats your degree as a commodity rather than an honor. If you can't do the work I have no problem giving you an F"

Of course his ratemyprofessors profile is filled with all sorts of inane bitching about how he gave the spoiled children an F and told them they must have an undiagnosed learning disability.


I would travel great distances to shake this man's hand.



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Sep 1,2008 10:42pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
ya i live pretty much on the Clark University campus. plethora of rediculousness


You know what's more ridiculous?

Rediculousness.

Reading the way you spell a form of 'ridiculous' hurt each and every part of me. Stop it now.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Sep 1,2008 11:41pm
Did you guys ever see the movie Dead poet's society? The professor in that movie was based on a real person. He now teaches at uconn, and I took a couple of classes with him.

To say that he's got his own teaching style would be an understatement...I loved him, but in each of the classes I took with him, somebody left at the end of the first session and told him flat-out that they could never deal with his...eccentricities.

he's pretty much the only teacher I've ever had who told the kids his realistic viewpoint, that most of us would never make anything out of our lives.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Sep 1,2008 11:44pm
Pentti Linkola had a great riff on the "low biological quality of humankind."

It's right... most people do nothing other than repeat other patterns in a welling of mediocrity.

They attempt little, and think less!



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