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returntothepit >> discuss >> Almost hooking up with your cousin in high school apprecaition thread! by xanonymousx on Aug 16,2008 7:50pm
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toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Aug 16,2008 7:50pm
yep today i learned that a girl i almost hooked up with in high school was in fact my second cousin.
made the day awkward as hell
has this ever happened to anyone else?
i should have realized this since her last name is my grandmother's maiden name.



toggletoggle post by Mess at Aug 16,2008 7:55pm
didja fuckah?



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Aug 16,2008 7:57pm edited Aug 16,2008 7:58pm
almost, but we were both in pretty much shock for the whole day.
esp when my grandfather made the comment that 'too bad we were cousins...'



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 16,2008 8:06pm
you should have got stoned and fucked in the bathroom.

fuck or you're a pussy.

shooopshoop



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Aug 16,2008 8:09pm
haha yeah....
well i was in bristol nh...
but hey i dont smoke rev.
one weird thing was she seemed to be checking me out after the fact too.....



toggletoggle post by monster_island  at Aug 16,2008 9:02pm
dont be gay ... do her ass



toggletoggle post by sean  at Aug 17,2008 2:07am
xanonymousx said[orig][quote]
haha yeah....
well i was in bristol nh...
but hey i dont smoke rev.
one weird thing was she seemed to be checking me out after the fact too.....


This is why NH has the highest rate of incest in the country. Live fucking your cousin or DIE



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 17,2008 9:59am
2nd cousin is legal, amirite?



toggletoggle post by demondave at Aug 17,2008 10:18am
pics or it didn't happen



toggletoggle post by markfuckingrichards  at Aug 17,2008 11:38am
Now that she knows you're second cousins, the situation is that much hotter, so obviously she wants to jump your bones and procreate some abnormal progeny.



toggletoggle post by ScumFuck at Aug 17,2008 12:22pm
dude, don't be a fucking coward, its not like she's your sister. Just remember to pull out and nut on her face so you don't have any inbred mutant babies



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 17,2008 12:38pm
two people i was kind of friends with back in high school were really interested in each other and almost hooked up, but then found out they were second cousins. i recently found out the girl is getting married soon and the first thing i asked was "is she related to the guy?"



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Aug 17,2008 12:55pm
Pics Plz



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 17,2008 1:02pm edited Aug 17,2008 1:03pm
just fuck her for a few months. think of it this way, when you don't wanna fuck her anymore, you'll always have the perfect exit strategy in your back pocket.
insert cliche breakup lines, followed with "...plus we ARE related..."
ugh, i wish i had a hot cousin.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 17,2008 1:06pm
If only she was a mute.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 17,2008 1:07pm
"Her eye3s are screaming."



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Aug 17,2008 1:32pm
i know a certain someone who's cousin is a model for Maxim. as much as he may say no i know he has to have wanted to fuck her.



toggletoggle post by markfuckingrichards  at Aug 17,2008 2:07pm
I bet that certain someone is YOU!



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Aug 17,2008 3:31pm
That certain someone is not me but i wish it was because i would definitely fuck my hot model cousin. Alas i can only dream of fucking grizlochs hot model cousin which is nowhere near as fun as incest.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 17,2008 3:59pm
Prevalence is difficult to generalize, but research has estimated 10-15% of the general population as having at least one incest experience, with less than 2% involving intercourse or attempted intercourse.[5] Among women, research by Russell (1986) and Wyatt (1985) has yielded estimates as high as twenty percent.[4]

The Book of Leviticus lists prohibitions against sexual relations between various pairs of family members. Men are prohibited, on pain of death, to have sexual relations with their daughters, sisters, mothers, aunts, and various other relations, but it is silent on the subject of sex with a man's niece.

It is to be noted that the Book of Leviticus says nothing about the marriage of cousins and of uncles and nieces (see Cousin couple).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incest#Laws_regarding_incest

The 1913 Catholic Encyclopedia refers to a theory by the Anglican bishop of Bath and Wells speculating that Mary and Joseph, the mother and father of Jesus, were first cousins.[1]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_couple

JESUS SAYS: HIT IT



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Aug 17,2008 6:22pm
the_taste_of_cigarettes said[orig][quote]
Pics Plz



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 17,2008 7:37pm
no myspace link? fuck this thread.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 17,2008 7:52pm
2nd cousins are legal and fair game according to most major religions.


Fear her, fear her, fear her... Cousin

Lonely lass in the valley of persuasion
To receive last temptations from Lord Satan
"Take a bite" said the serpent "eat of it"
Without no choice to do so, she cannot resist

Impaled vagination
Compassion forgot
Eternal damnation
Once upon a crotch

Blasphemy laughs at thee
Lady you've been deceived
Struggling on the crotch
Gagging to breathe
Despite your gulp, question why
You were impaled by the angel of cock

Nail her, nail her, nail her... Cousin

Lonely lass screaming in her lust contraction
Prophecy in its final contradiction
When you die come when the dong will be relieved
Upon the crotch, before the world to see

Once upon the crotch



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 17,2008 7:54pm
i have a couple hot cousins i wanna fuck... they are all fuckin cuntbags though.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Aug 17,2008 8:22pm edited Aug 17,2008 9:19pm
markfuckingrichards said[orig][quote]
Now that she knows you're second cousins, the situation is that much hotter, so obviously she wants to jump your bones and procreate some abnormal progeny.

...



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 17,2008 8:24pm
holy shit... if you can aint gonna fuck her .. can have her number? goddamn



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 17,2008 8:24pm
Just hit it. BE A MAN.



toggletoggle post by bull at Aug 17,2008 8:48pm
sean said[orig][quote]
xanonymousx said[orig][quote]
haha yeah....
well i was in bristol nh...
but hey i dont smoke rev.
one weird thing was she seemed to be checking me out after the fact too.....


This is why NH has the highest rate of incest in the country. Live fucking your cousin or DIE



youve obviously never been to west virginia



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 17,2008 8:56pm
she's a fatty, run!



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Aug 17,2008 9:03pm
she's not fat rev.
questioning why she would post those on facebook though.



toggletoggle post by Pics at Aug 18,2008 6:32pm
Any pictures of her???



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 18,2008 7:07pm
dertoxia said[orig][quote]
That certain someone is not me but i wish it was because i would definitely fuck my hot model cousin. Alas i can only dream of fucking grizlochs hot model cousin which is nowhere near as fun as incest.


Haha, Grizloch was my 2nd choice! Please divulge information.



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