http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24179242-2,00.html

Haha, let's wait for the press conference tomorrow. They're supposedly doing a DNA test of this thing. Watch it turn out to be somebody coincidentally named "Homer J. Simpson."

i hope it wakes up and kills everyone a la the Jacks Links commercials.

thats wacky. and how come i never heard aboutthis thing?

there were several posts about it and it was on CNN.

the guy that found it has a history of making hoaxes.

oh snap. I didn't hear about that? That was in Montauk.. sweet. that's where that old secret military base was.

manbearpig is serial

im obsessed with sasquatches. if this thing is a for real bigfoot im moving to the mountains.

Get ready for Yeti reparations.

Yeti has not posted yet -- now we know why...

haha

I want to be the first person to sodomize a bigfoot corpse. Where are they keeping it?

In Pretendland obviously.

lol

they're actaully analyzing yeti "hair" DNA I guess?

HA! NOW I HAVE IT IN WRITING!

werewolves are still my fav though.

yeah but werewolves aren't real. i am most certainly real.

if you were real, you'd be dead in a freezer

haha, i have this news story spreading around my office

would werewolf sex be beastiality all the time or only on full moons? unless said werewolf is an elder and can change at will, of course.

risseee from your grave

i would def have werewolf sex.. beastiality or not..theyre fucking hot.

I watch cnn like a geriatric hawk. No wait, I don't.

NOES, theyve said that other sasquatches exist in Northern Georgia... probably fighting the Russians

women could be so lazy with him. just lay there and let him get on top of you and shake til you come to fruition.

FUCK MEEE!!!!

huuuungry eeeeeeyeeess

glen benton is validated.

someone go sasquatch hunting with me.

there's one in the hockomock swamp. i've hunted for it before.

That's a good idea -- offer to venture into the woods with one of the creeps on this board.

... with guns no less

This one time, when I first moved to Bluffington, I went hunting for Neematoads.

[Aug 14,2008 7:28pm - Kadooganaut ]
This one time, when I first moved to Bluffington, I went hunting for Neematoads.


HA!

i win

3PM ET is the press conference.
who wants to take bets that it's fake?

its probably just one of the local yocals who has problems with body hair. theres people down there that definitely DO NOT look like they are human. i think the movie Wrong Turn was a documentary on the subject.

the events happened in real time

I heard some NBA scouts were seen in the area looking for more of these things for their teams.
That'd be SICK.

sasquatchball would be awesome

i think the pats secondary could use a sasquatch. imagine seein that thing runnin at ya.

That's only an hour away.

I CAN'T WAIT

sasquatchball would be the most entertaining thing ever. 7'7'' 500 lbs of pure aggression

it's actually just the great khali

SASQUATCH PRON

i call bullshit on this news conference

wait its on right now but i cant watch... tell me whats happening!!

its a news documentary called "The Truth Behind the Demise of Harry and The Hendersons"

they're talking about having pictures of the teeth and tongue proving it's not a mask right now

If they found a sasquatch, I would like to rape it.

what channel?

i was watching it on cnn headline news now I'm listening to it on cnn.com.
DNA Samples:
1.Inconclusive
2.Human
3.Possum

They are going to do more tests on it.

haha the press is butchering these guys up

they're showign the pictures now, damn. i can't see them

saw one. looks legit. didn't see the mouth one yet. apparently it has 6 incisors.
the conference has ended. oh well.
it could be a hoax, it could be a human. we need more evidence, damnit.

not going to let this one die until it's 100% confirmed to be a hoax. (or true...?) I'll give it a week.

i kind of want it to be true because it would be cool as hell, but i also want it to be a hoax, because if it's real, all the myth and mystery goes out of it and that's part of the fun.

it'd probably have scientists go nuts over this. imagine it: an ape-like humanoid creature that somehow has hid in the shadows for years. they'd try to tie it into our evolution and put them in zoos. it'd spark a massive manhut for other pockets of them too.

female sasquatch

the truth is out there.

http://www.cbs46.com/news/17232407/detail.html

rubber suit.
HAHAH!

i can't believe this was even glanced at a second time, never mind given so many news slots. fools.

because if it was ever shown to be true, it'd be a huge story. too bad it's fake. oh well, NEXT

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/21/bigfoot.hoax/index.html

It's now 100% confirmed to be a joke and a hoax. I'm not surprised, although I was hoping it'd be real.
These people need to be shot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cryptids

Are you gonna add yourself to the list? I just added myself.

amazing!