I've been buying as many cheap, shitty, cheesy horror movies as I can lately and I'm starting to run out of ideas on what to buy. Lately I've enjoyed Basketcase, Slime City (really slow moving but the terrible acting is hilarious and the "gore" parts are sweet), Humanoids From The Deep (aka Creature), Night Of The Demons, and Doom Asylum (quite possibly the worst movie ever made in the history of time). But of course I enjoy good horror movies too. Tell me what to buy. If it isn't gory as hell or actually scary/excessively fucked up, it needs to be the cheesiest of the cheese. GO.

Steel Magnolias

You are a funny guy.

I think I gravitate more towards movies with gore and/or monsters of some sort more than legit horror movies. I guess horror comedies aren't really horror either on account of not being scary.

If you liked Shaun of the Dead, try Bio Zombie. Same sort of idea, but Japanese with awesome english overdubs. Soft drink zombies. This is maybe my favorite zombie movie.

Last House on the Left

Favorite Lines -

"Pissss yoooour pantsssss"

and

"TITS! Whats this TITS business!"

Last House On The Left is fucking great.

I'm definitely going to look into Bio Zombie.

Who has seen Meatball Machine? Alien symbiote mothafuckas come to Japan and can only survive by finding hosts and fighting each other Mortal Kombat style. They can make sweet weapons out of human flesh.

Hellraiser.

bennyhillifier

creepshow
suspiria
evil dead
creepers
prom night
dead alive (braindead)
the thing
return of the living dead
halloween
american werewolf in london

IT
Jaws I

I need to find a copy of Braindead. There's 20 minutes extra gore goddammit!

nick, i got a copy of the mist for you, i'll bring it to deathfest. my girfriend's brother in-law works at blockbuster so he gave me an extra copy he had

the shining
ernest goes to summer camp

that shit was pretty cool. i like the part when pops caps his boy. kid was a fahkin whiner.

sorority babes in the slimeball bowlerama
the stuff
dellamorte dellamore

aka Cemetary Man?
This one, too.

Night of the Demons (prepare yourself for the remake 2009)
Exorcist 3
[*rec]
Halloween 1&2
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
Hellraiser 2
Nightbreed
Inside
Friday the 13th VII-X
Hatchet
2001 Maniacs

the Exorcist is still hands down my favorite.

THE STUFF! Greatest terrible movie ever.

I will put Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowlerama, Dellamorte Dellamore and 2001 Maniacs on my list to check out.

And why the fuck are they remaking Night Of The Demons?! That movie is cheese horror gold. They better keep it cheesy.

The Excorsist
The Shining
Dead Alive
Feast
Evil Dead
Halloween
Night of the Living Dead (original)
Dawn of the Dead
All three Resident Evil's (not exactly horror, but zombies)
Freddy Vs. Jason
The Omen (original and new version)

I'll add to this list when I think of more.

I need worse movies to watch. Cheese. CHEESE.

one of my fave movies of all time

Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

Did you ever see Feast? Cheesey as it gets my friend. Henry Rollins is in it. 'Nuff said.

Blood Diner and Bloodfeast are killer
Hellraiser 3

yeah i showed him feast

I own Feast. And when I say cheesy, I mean waaaay fucking cheesier.

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowlerama sounds cheesy as all hell. Blood Diner and Bloodfeast sound like they could be quite cheesy.

I've pretty much never seen any horror movies other then the first saw. I are fag

not on dvd but its currently on OnDemand, Night of the Creeps

The Devil Rides Out, Bloodsucking Freaks, Phantasm, The Satanic Rites of Dracula, The Beyond and The Devil A Daughter.

The Thing(1982), Day of the Dead, Basketcase, Amittyville Horror(original, duh), Suspiria, City of the Living Dead, Eaten Alive(Tobe version), Jaws, Street Trash, The Evil Dead Trilogy, Hellraiser I+II, and of course The Exorcist

Day of the dead: Contagium

Worst horror flick of all time without a doubt.

Scanners

HOBGOBLINS

All of my faves have been said except for...
LIFEFORCE!
I am glad someone mentioned Near Dark, Scanners and C.H.U.D

the descent and dog soldiers are two of my favorites, love the atmosphere.

dawn of the living dead, both versions, are both obvious.

sisters (fucked up korean horror)
momento mori (another korean horror)


there's some movie called shrooms that looks pretty good.

army of darkness

CRITTERS

KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE!

Last House on the Left is one of the worst pieces of shit ever made.

oh man, that movie is so bad.

Return of the Living Dead
Day of the Dead
Dead Alive
all 3 Evil Dead's
Feast
Friday the 13th pt. V: Jason Lives
Hellraiser
I Drink Your Blood
blah blah the usual

i recommend Hard Rock Zombies. here is the plot:

A hard rock band travels to the tiny and remote town of Grand Guignol to perform. Peopled by hicks, rubes, werewolves, murderous dwarves, sex perverts, and Hitler, the town is a strange place but that doesn't stop the band's lead singer from falling in love with a local girl named Cassie. After Nazi sex perverts kill the band to satisfy their lusts, Cassie calls the rockers back from the grave to save her, the town, and maybe the world.

i don't need to say anymore.

What was that wierd movie with Maynard James Keenen? Something about bikini space bitches from hell or some shit

Its SO much better. I used to have the Japanese VHS version, and it was so much gorier and funnier.

I have been into more violent, fucked up movies as of late. Please go see "Irreversible" and "I Stand Alone", have to be the best movies I have seen in years.

the only horror movies I've seen so far where I was like, "Shit, whoa. Now THAT crosses the line" were

Wolf Creek (head on a stick)
and Hostel 2 (Bathory scene)

I think Last House on the Left also tweaked me out, havent seen it in a while though

Now i'm getting some good suggestions. Who has seen Pieces?

oops almost forgot these gems

Dr Giggles reminds me of "The Dentist". Fucking gruuuuesome. Definitely made me never want to visit a dentist office again.

that image that didn't show up was supposed to be Candyman. fail

but dr. giggles was hysertical all the puns throughout the movie.

Like when he's sucking out that girls stomach he goes.

"I know....it sucks..."

inside- french horror about a preggo women who gets into a car crash, her husband dies, the lady in the other car dies. she goes home and gets a knock, creepy stalker wants to come in, punches the window. cops come, they tell her they will look out. the lady sneaks up into the bedroom while the preggo sleeps and takes a pair of scissors and stabs the belly button a little. basic inside of the house survival horror. people show up randomly, the lady kills them off as they figure out what is going on.

awesome gore, guy gets shot in the head, face blows off, lady gets stabbed in hand with scissors, knitting needle in the eye, the pyscho lady stabs one dude multiple times, back of the knee, nuts, face, eye. and they show all this close up.

the ending is fucked, the lady starts to give birth and the pyscho lady helps her out, calms her down, then gives her a c section with the scissors rips out the baby and leaves the mom to die, she sits down on the rocking chair with the baby... i think it was dead.

the lady was the lady who "died" in the car crash at the beginning, guess she was pregnant, and she lost it in the accident.

good now i dont have to see it.

uh, a "plot synopsis" doesn't include the end.

bennyhillifier

said scene from movie

Dawn of the Living Dead? Both versions?


I forgot some. I feel like these are obvious but people are mentioning the Shining and stuff so whatever.

Cannibal Holocaust
The Beyond
Martin

Again, not really straight up horror but all quality flicks with blood and dun dun dun music.
If you haven't seen Martin, it's a Romero film about a young vampire trying to deal with having to kill and live in the modern world and stuff.

INSIDE WAS AN AMAZING HORROR MOVIE

Zombie def. ranks up there for me. Fulci rules.

I like Jap horror, so Pulse (the original) is another. Darkest movie ever. Will make you suicidal.

Versus is another one - best martial arts zombie samurai mob action horror comedy you ever saw.

I Stand Alone left me feeling dirty
probably the most hateful, misanthropic movie ever
and Irreversible was the first time ever while watching a film that I turned my head
that fire extinguisher scene, holy shit

Godsmack will do that.

Yeah, the rape scene would not leave my head for days. What a fucking mindfuck that was.

I felt the same way about "I Stand Alone". Those are the movies I look for, shit that makes you feel as bad/horrible as the scenes they present.

April Fool's Day
My Blood Valentine
Happy Birthday to Me
Crazy Fat Ethel 1 & 2
Blob (remake)
Forest of the Dead

ZJD and C. Dead...you have excellent taste in movies. This thread is going places.

I already own and love Inside, but why give away the whole movie in this thread without even a "spoiler alert" for everyone else? That was silly.

now for some real cheese:
Oversexed Rug Suckers from Mars

That's what I'm talkin' about.

while looking for a copy of rugsuckers, i found this site http://www.rezarected.com/, and they have a movie called Rape. anyone ever hear of this?

poking around turned up this little gem-
The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke On My Aunt Gertrude

lolwut?

I'm somewhat of a traditionalist. Always looking for the nasty shit I've never seen. Ill be jotting some titles down to look for. My list.

TCM 2 (prob my fave ever.)
Saw 1-4 (new school)
Rosemary's Baby (horror? Recently saw it and was scared)
Ichi the Killer (digital gore can be good)
Zombie
City of the Walking Dead (may be wrong title, took a chance at the video store, it was good.)
30 Days of Night (was ok)
Ted Bundy
See No Evil (kane was great)
I Drink Your Blood (my kind of flick)
Street Trash
I always wanted to get ahold of the Guinea Pig films. They were investigated for being snuff films but aren't. Japanese series, saw clips, looked like the most brutal shit ever. Anyone familiar with these films?

I Dismember Mama.
Day of the Dead
The Thing
Phantasm
In the Mouth of Madness

I saw a wicked funny one when I was a kid (80s). It was called Microwave Massacre. Dude kills his wife and microwaves pieces of her and brings it for lunch at work.

The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke On My Aunt Gertrude sounds like it's going to be the worst movie in the world. I must find it.

What rules is that loving shitty horror/gore/melt movies results in finding almost every movie I'm looking for on Amazon for $2, and there are 85 copies of all of them available so I don't feel like I have to pressure myself into buying them before it's too late, haha.

PIECES

DAMN STRAIGHT BLUE! When I first bought that movie I thought it was retarded. Apparently I was retarded, because that movie is fucking amazing. The opening scene itself is better than half of all horror movies.

a special edition pieces dvd will be coming out soon mark

Fuck yes! You have to watch it on the episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 though or it's not nearly as good.

Dave you just made me happy as all hell, since I no longer own Pieces.

am i the only one in this thread who has seen Blood Diner?

woord
i just looked it up and it should be out in october. its got lots of features

Trick or Treat
Silent Night Deadly Night I & II

holy shit backed x10000000000000000000

good call on the trick or treat and silent night deadly night 1 and 2.
ive loved trick or treat ever since i was a young lad, and the video store was across the street from my house. i miss those days.

I bought Trick Or Treat for $5 at Borders. I sold it on eBay for $30 2 months later. Borders still has copies for near the same original price I paid. WIN.

you dvd selling son of a bitch. tell everyone about your sleepaway camp box set score

Dave sold me the box set version of Sleepaway Camp with the Swiss army cross on the front, before he found out it would later be taken off of shelves due to a pending lawsuit. I believe I gave $20 or something like that to Dave...I sold it on eBay for pretty close to $80 or so to a dude in the UK. The same guy bought a Misfits figure that was purchased for $5 at KB Toys for $30. I need more stuff to sell on eBay.

Top ten GRAVESIDESERVICE horror Films:
Phantasm
Thw Wicker man Christopher Lee of course
Torture Chamber of Dr Sadism
The Thing
The Fog
Reanimator
The incredible Melting Man
Dario Argentos Phenomena and susperia
Castle of Fu Manchu

You know you like Jess Franco...
You gotta find this movie called the baby, its weird
I have got close to 2000 horror films, my father used to own a video store after vietnam (Jacobs Ladder was good too)...

listen to Goblin, theres also a band that came out a few years back called, Fear of Eternity. Its a solo project in the likes of Goblin, Heavy Piano and Heavy Italian wanky Bass but its awsome and Striaght from Italia...

yeah I interviewed Fear of Eternity a couple of years ago. Most of his CDs are reissued from Moribund. He's from Sicily

I talked with him before, hes a cool cat. All of GRAVESIDESERVICES members are Italian from Providence, so not only are we fat but we speak Italian so it went over easy. Hes a cool guy. Believe it or not unlike everyone else he actually likes our music because its weird, so doesnt Claudio Simonette from Goblin...Noone takes the time to check out our other music because GRAVESIDESERVICE does horror scores on the side, were working on some stuff right now (atmospheric) for some Canadian film directors. It will be in the style of John Carpenters stuff, and like mark snow...Thats okay though we dont "need" fans, haha

I talked with him before, hes a cool cat. All of GRAVESIDESERVICES members are Italian from Providence, so not only are we fat but we speak Italian so it went over easy. Hes a cool guy. Believe it or not unlike everyone else he actually likes our music because its weird, so doesnt Claudio Simonette from Goblin...Noone takes the time to check out our other music because GRAVESIDESERVICE does horror scores on the side, were working on some stuff right now (atmospheric) for some Canadian film directors. It will be in the style of John Carpenters stuff, and like mark snow...Thats okay though we dont "need" fans, haha

didi you publish the interview?

I apoligize for my poor gramma, haha

Hellraiser 2
Exorcist 1 and 3
Original DOTD, NOTLD and Day Of The DEad
DOTD remake
City Of The Walking Dead- aka Gates Of Hell
Zombie
All 3 Evil Dead's
Susperia,
Phenomena
Demons
Nightmares of A Damaged Brain
Deadly Spawn. -Some company needs to make a figure of that monster.
Leif Jonker's Darkness
Phantasm
In the Mouth of Madness
Prophecy -the first one
Nightbreed
Jaws
Kingdom Of The spiders
Devil's Rain

And a bunch of others.

Eight Legged Freaks

Has anyone seen either of these? I've been meaning to ....

I agree. When I was in high school I watched the original night dawn and day and 1990 savini version of night over and over. I met ROmero a bunch of times. Hes cool but old and dying. GRAVESIDESERVICE will have a funeral for him when he passes...

NEAR DARK. HAPPINESS.

City of the Walking Dead is not Gates of Hell; City of the LIVING Dead is Gates of Hell. I only know of one person that has liked City of the Walking Dead, so I felt it was necessary to correct this just in case someone goes to buy it thinking it's going to be Fulci, haha.

JoeyCobra: The first pic you posted in your last post didn't show up, but it says "Creature" in the URL...is that the title of the movie? If so, I have seen it and it is glorious. It is also known as "Humanoids From The Deep" if it's the same Creature. Sea monsters that live to rape white women and eat dogs=ok in my book.

weird..the picture shows up for me.

It's not Humanoids From the Deep(I've seen that)
here's a link to "Creature" on Amazon..looks to be a complete rip-off of alien...it must be great.

http://www.amazon.com/Creature-Stan-Ivar/d...ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1218055884&sr=1-3

also...it's more popular but who's seen Leviathan???.....

Ah I see...I'll have to check out this other Creature then!

hecks no! brilliantly bad movie!

What about The Beast Within?

Dawn of the Dead (the original) is my all time favorite

Others:

Halloween 3
Audition
Christmas Evil
Fade to Black
Maniac
Hitch-Hike
Last House on the Left
The Beyond
Fulci's Zombie
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1 & 2
Alien
Children of the Corn
Omen 1-3
Black Christmas (original)

i always liked that movie. got it on vhs somewhere, have to dig it up.

City of the Living Dead is one of my all time favorites, ever since I heard the intro to Regirgitate's Effortless Regirgitation I have been obsessed with that movie (they sample the girl puking all her innards).

anything by dario argento

Wait, trick or treat?

Anyone see a trailer for a movie called trick r treat? it looked awesome, think it was on the 300 dvd.

Did somebody say cheese????



Best part of this one:



None of the guys on the cover are in the movie. Fantastic.

Hahaha, both of those have win written all over them.

AUGUST UNDERGROUND: MORDUM
amazing... simulated snuff....more plotless gore than an actual "movie" but it rules all the same.

also Kolobos was excellent.....and See No Evil was cool too

city of the living dead??? i thought that intro came from "Gates of Hell"

city of the living dead is gates of hell

and seven doors of death is the beyond

hah, i did not realise, since i had never seen city of the living dead....... or so i thought.

I have an issue of Ultra Violent mag with an article about August Underground: Mordum. It talks about a simulated rape scene and the actors getting into it. Looks awesome, complete with titty pics. Always wanted to get ahold of both AU movies, add it to the list.

If you adore the Goat like I do, "The Devil Rides Out" is the film for you.

badmovies.org is a great site.

Serious: Lord of Illusions

Cheese: The Gate

Serious Cheese: Better Off Dead (not horror, but south park based an episode on this movie)

I'll add Event Horizon to my list too. Half Sci Fi, Half Horror, but damn this movie had some scary shit in it.

The Shining
The Beyond
Pieces
Dusk til Dawn

The horror, the horror.

damn i remember this movie ... killer marshmellow fluff ... cheese extreme !!!

HAH!!!! "Pervert" is the dumbest movie i have ever seen.

alot of titties and blood though. very nice.

"Redneck Zombies", another "so-bad-it's-good"

oh, and i don't know how i forgot to mention "Bloodsuckin Freaks" that movie owns life

another "so-bad-it's-good" classic i meant to say

they actually have a third one out now too... it's called "Redemption"
the first A.U. was good, and the third was ok, but they both fail in comparrison to "Mordum"

wait....no...it's called "Penance".... i don't know why i thought Redemption.....eh, whatever

I'm obsessed with Vincent Price. Especially his Poe movies. Masque of the Red Death? Pure genius.

Other movies: The original Night of The Living Dead is probably my favorite. You gotta love Dead Alive for it's pure awfulness. The first 3 Hellraiser movies are fucking badass. All three Evil Dead movies...Fulci is a genius...

I have an special weakness for Japanese horror. Suicide Club, Old Boy, and I've got the promising Machine Girl waiting to be watched on my laptop. Can't wait. Obviously all the American-ruined movies like Ringu, etc.

Think I'll go throw on House on Haunted Hill. (PRICE FTW)

fuck yeah! oldboy is excellent!

i'm also a huge "Miike" fan
Visitor Q, Imprint, Ichi the Killer, Fu Doh
just fucking excellent

Oh man, I forgot to mention the campy classics: I Spit on Your Grave, Sleepaway Camp, Prom Night, Last House on the Left...Hills Have Eyes...

Now I'm in a horror mood.

I've been wanting to see Ichi The Killer, haven't seen the others...

last night, i watched confessions of serial killer.
creepier than i remembered
loved it.
i could post on this thread all day, every time i go away from the computer and come back, i think some other excellent horror/horror related shit.

dude, have you seen any of Takashi Miike's work?
if not, it is your mission to rent/buy/download as many of his flicks as you can.... if you love japanese horror, this man is your GOD -l-

YES EVERYBODY SHOULD BE IN A HORROR MOOD !!!

these are not so bad remakes :

i'm not too into Oriental film, but this movie was fucking awesome.

Yeah, twisted but good.

NOTLD 3-D was blurry as fuck and the movie was retarded. The day of the Dead remake was better than I was expecting, but that's not saying much considering I was expecting the worst movie ever made.

Consider this my mission acceptance.

Silver Bullet.

Hider In the House.

Anyone seen Botched with Stephen Dorph? It looks very interesting; the description says it's for fans of Severance and Shaun Of The Dead, both excellent movies.

i fucking LOVE vincent price/his Poe/Corman movies. the Pit and the Pendulum is my fave. barbara steele is a goddess.
and pam has the greatest taste in everything.

I recently watched the two Dr. Phibes movies and they were great.

does anyone dig the Masters of Horror?
some of them are pretty amazing
Takashi Miike's "Imprint"
Dario Argento's "Pelts"
and
John Carpenter's "Ciggarette Burns"
just fucking excellent!

Jorg Buttergeit is a fucking awesome dude. He did the Nekromantik movies, which are great, but don't compare to his masterpiece "Schramm". What a sick movie, its like a serial killer/love story, but that description does not do it justice. You just have to see it. He also did "Der Todesking" which has to be the most fucked movie I have ever seen. It really doesn't make much sense, but the scenes are messed and depressing as hell.

Anyone ever hear of "Aftermath"? Its a silent 40 min. movie about a pathologist fucking a cadaver. I know it sounds childish, but man, it is so moving. No joke.

yeah masters of horror has some good shit ... deer woman ... dreams in the witch house ...

Pelts and Family are the only ones ive seen from season 2 .... i'm slackin ... been watching the oldies lately

im a big zombie movie fan


Tombs of the Blind Dead
Dead and Deader
Dead Men Walking
Rise of the Undead (probably the most garbage zombie movie ever, shot almost entirely in a small storage warehouse, you barely even see the 'zombies')
Undead (really friggin good)
Pet Sematary
Evil Aliens (really really friggin good)
Black Sheep

GRAVESIDESERVICE just cant get enough of the stuff.........

OMG Barbara Steele. Fuck modern actresses, seriously.

VP- TheTell Tale Heart ptI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LNjgv5p3Ek

ptII
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM-tAb-bM-s&feature=related

hahaha, my friend joe just told about a movie called "Special Dead" about retards turning into zombies!!! hahaha
my god i can't wait to see this

also, has anyone here seen "Schizophreniac"?
ultimate cheesy/senseless horror flick

i completely forgot about Phantasm. that movie rules.

GRAVESIDESERVICE got their name from the TALLMAN when he said GRAVESIDESERVICE is about to begin in Phantasm II if you all remember correctly. Yeah, okay I know you all dont care...

Jesus Christ: Vampire hunter
just found it on netflix stream. might check it out tonight

microwave massacre...oh god