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New site? Maybe some day.
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damn that busta biddie titties are flappin in da wind.
XmikeX time to call P-Qwan dawg. |
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eh...i've had better.....but not many....
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no facials = epic fail. Fight me or your a pussy. |
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THIS girl looks like she has 6 months until her ass/thighs catch up with her chest. Carina and I were at a comedy club and the guy on stage said "latino women are so hot..." the fat latina beside us starts clapping "Until you are 16 and then what the fuck happens" |
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fappier (pronounced "fappy-yay"):
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sweet jesus... Puts the stride in a young man's step. |
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hooters hooters
yum yum yum
hooters hooters
on a girl that's dumb |
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Her face is hideous.
Warning to guys dating women from ANY southern climate: the shape changes after age 25. |
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and ... at 35 the mustache starts growing in |
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i dunno.. i dont think all thier shapes change, just if you let em get comfortable like they never need to work it again. oh yeah, and you can't let em eat that rice and beans shit with every meal, ya ever heard of salad and vegitables? Anyways, women from that climate like to be ordered around a little, so just tell em what ya'll are having for dinner and whala! they eat it...
(spoken from experiance, i married a hot brazillian.... i left her when she wanted me to take care of her kid with her, but i still married a smokin south-american. I win) |
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i collect latino metalheads like pokemon. this is fact. |
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like pokemon? They are about as rare, are they not? I Dunno if i've ever even met any? Do they all love Krisiun? |
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No shit, I didn't know that about you. I feel so much closer to you now. |
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like pokemon? They are about as rare, are they not? I Dunno if i've ever even met any? Do they all love Krisiun? |
Some of them even love arghoslent... |
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im pretty sure this girl is at the show im at. a year later and she looks like a meatball with legs. |
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WOW!!!!!!!! thats all i got
WOW!!!!!!!! |
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They are about as rare, are they not? |
Latino metalheads = 70% of the audience at most Houston shows. |
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No shit, I didn't know that about you. I feel so much closer to you now. |
Are you Klaus Nomi? |
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like pokemon? They are about as rare, are they not? I Dunno if i've ever even met any? Do they all love Krisiun? |
Some of them even love arghoslent... |
And they get really pissed when you try to stuff them in that little white-and-red ball. |
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No shit, I didn't know that about you. I feel so much closer to you now. |
Are you Klaus Nomi? |
I'm a little short on the AIDS to be Klaus Nomi. |
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No shit, I didn't know that about you. I feel so much closer to you now. |
Are you Klaus Nomi? |
I'm a little short on the AIDS to be Klaus Nomi. |
Black metal is a form of AIDS. |
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No shit, I didn't know that about you. I feel so much closer to you now. |
Are you Klaus Nomi? |
I'm a little short on the AIDS to be Klaus Nomi. |
Black metal is a form of AIDS. |
Obviously not an effective strain because, much to my disappointment, applying grease paint in one's mother's basement with a cummy sock doesn't immediately cause heart failure. |
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Obviously not an effective strain because, much to my disappointment, applying grease paint in one's mother's basement with a cummy sock doesn't immediately cause heart failure. |
AIDS doesn't kill immediately; it makes each victim a carrier to spread the virus to others through rectal injection of subservience. |
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