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returntothepit >> discuss >> are you serious america? by ellesarusrex on Jul 20,2008 10:22pm
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toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jul 20,2008 10:22pm



toggletoggle post by Corpus_Colostomy at Jul 20,2008 10:24pm
america is serious business!



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jul 20,2008 10:25pm
buisness.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 20,2008 10:28pm
haha I saw a commercial of this. I couldn't understand it.



toggletoggle post by theaccurseddrummer  at Jul 20,2008 10:49pm
I just bought a 9/11 fireman bobblehead doll, I think that's more of a fitting tribute.

I'm kidding, but that would not surprise me in the least. Cash in motherfuckers.

"Hello ribbon money, hello flag money!!!"
-David Cross



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jul 20,2008 10:57pm
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
buisness.

Business.
Dunce.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 20,2008 10:58pm
I thought it was bidness



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jul 20,2008 11:00pm
im not really concerned about my internet spelling when the point gets across.



toggletoggle post by theaccurseddrummer  at Jul 20,2008 11:03pm
Biz-NASS....



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jul 20,2008 11:05pm
Oh, but you were concerned with corpus' spelling, when you thought he spelled it wrong?
Hey.
BURNED.
PWWWNT.
Just stowap. Stowap it.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 20,2008 11:06pm
9 + 11 = 20

orly?



toggletoggle post by theaccurseddrummer  at Jul 20,2008 11:09pm
archaeon said[orig][quote]
9 + 11 = 20

orly?



You should've just left it alone...



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jul 21,2008 10:50am edited Jul 21,2008 10:51am
powerkok said[orig][quote]
Oh, but you were concerned with corpus' spelling, when you thought he spelled it wrong?
Hey.
BURNED.
PWWWNT.
Just stowap. Stowap it.


actually no i wasnt correcting nicks spelling. i was simply stating business. ..or buisness rather hah. my mispelling was my lack of paying attention. k but thank you for your concern.



toggletoggle post by grizloch   at Jul 21,2008 11:10am
Im going to buy them out of stock and build a life size replica of an eagle raping a firefighter's corpse

I think the most inappropriate thing about this is the timing, gas prices are higher than ever, unemployment is up, recession is in full swing, the economy is in super duper shape, so here 'merica, buy a slab of silver etched with a picture of a seven year old terrorist attack that killed thousands of people...woooooooooo



toggletoggle post by thuringwethilsnarsnar at Jul 21,2008 11:11am
it's done in pretty poor taste, but i've seen worse.



toggletoggle post by Corpus_Colostomy at Jul 21,2008 11:18am
america...



toggletoggle post by Corpus_Colostomy at Jul 21,2008 11:18am
FUCK YEAH!



toggletoggle post by GodlessRob at Jul 21,2008 11:48am
Key points:
Government authorized non-circulating LIBERIAN legal tender - which government? oh the LIBERIAN Government
Payable like a silver certificate in coin-of-the-realm - So I can use this at King Richards Faire? Oh dumb me, not THAT realm! LOL

So basically let me try and get this straight. The Liberian government authorized a commemorative silver plate, of our national tragedy, to make money off of a bunch of old people who buy commemorative shit like the Princess Di plates.

I hope they don't sell 1.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jul 21,2008 11:57am
SILVER LEAF is another give away. it's not solid silver...



toggletoggle post by thuringwethilsnarsnar at Jul 21,2008 11:58am
take a steamy dump and market it just the right way - chances are, it'll sell.

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jul 21,2008 12:20pm
thuringwethilsnarsnar said[orig][quote]
take a steamy dump and market it just the right way - chances are, it'll sell.


Madison Ave. has already beat you to the punch with that strategy brah..
My younger bro is in marketing, when he comes around I always ask him how the "turd polishing" is going.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jul 21,2008 12:29pm
my dogs have the grossest breath



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 21,2008 12:34pm
Oh shit. It's shaped like a $20 bill.... but it's completely worthless. What a great day for God, America, and the bible.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jul 21,2008 12:36pm
Anything related to 9-11 is America sitting down to pee. Weep, weep, for only 3000 casualties.

We look like Macintosh-using faggots to the world.

Democracy at its finest.



toggletoggle post by aril at Jul 21,2008 12:59pm
I thought it was funny how they made those 9/11 movies. Then they get our generation's best actor (Nick Cage), slap a moustache on him, and call it a day. Marketing at its finest.
Let's make all the money we can by exploiting 9/11!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jul 21,2008 1:58pm
i saw this commercial a couple weeks ago and laughed at how sad and retarded this product is. i noticed the liberia thing too and laughed even more.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jul 21,2008 1:58pm
im getting a 9/11 commemorative tattoos of the twin towers on my thighs.. and then getting the planes on my fists.



toggletoggle post by grizloch   at Jul 21,2008 2:01pm
best...tattoo...idea...ever

...if the towers were on some dudes face



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jul 21,2008 2:04pm
..go for it dude.. could be our bro tats



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jul 21,2008 2:10pm
i'm getting a tattoo of a boner on my dick so i'll always be in a sexy mood.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 21,2008 2:12pm



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jul 21,2008 2:16pm
shark week is soon <3



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 21,2008 2:21pm
I know it. I know a girl who is getting a shark tat to celebrate Shark Week.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jul 21,2008 2:22pm
now thats a serious commemorative tat.



toggletoggle post by Corpus_Colostomy at Jul 21,2008 2:23pm
shark week and bong hits, garnished by dealiest catch = life.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jul 21,2008 2:49pm
wow nick so ambitious. i see now why im swooned.



toggletoggle post by Corpus_Colostomy at Jul 21,2008 2:58pm
gramatical error there. you need the gerund form of swoon and while your at it...gummy bears, beer and astro turf.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jul 21,2008 3:09pm
i used to love shark week when i was a kid. i acted like it was some kind of holiday. it was like kwanza, boxing day, and arbor day all wrapped into one, but with shahks.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jul 21,2008 3:10pm
can we rename this thread to danielle is a gramatical defect.. ? i think it would please everyone. gummi beers... hmmm



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jul 21,2008 3:19pm
rename it "are you serious, liberia?"



toggletoggle post by Hungtableed at Jul 21,2008 5:20pm
"How could this be, the land of the free, home of the brave?
Indigenous holocaust, and the home of the slaves"



toggletoggle post by tylor at Jul 21,2008 7:58pm
theaccurseddrummer said[orig][quote]
"Hello ribbon money, hello flag money!!!"
-David Cross


THE FREEDOM KIT! if you dont have a flag sticking out of your ass while you're asleep, the terrorists win!



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Jul 21,2008 8:00pm
Hungtableed said[orig][quote]
"How could this be, the land of the free, home of the brave?
Indigenous holocaust, and the home of the slaves"


"bin laden didn't blow up the projects
it was you nigga, tell the troof nigga"



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Jul 21,2008 8:02pm edited Jul 21,2008 8:04pm



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Jul 21,2008 8:03pm
fuck it, fail



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 21,2008 9:05pm
I support our white troops.



toggletoggle post by bradmann   at Jul 21,2008 9:21pm
ACT NOW



toggletoggle post by TheFilthyFrenchman at Jul 22,2008 1:03am
i want to try to buy a prostitute blowjob with this



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Jul 22,2008 8:26am
"it dwarves a real twenty!!!!"



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Jul 22,2008 8:26am
"It's the only time in history when there are two different numbers in the denomination point!!!!"



toggletoggle post by Nobody_Cares at Jul 22,2008 10:51am
Make money off 9-11? No way. And terrorist attack? I beg to differ. Its all plain in front of you. I'm sure most here are hip to the facts. I saw this piece of silver toilet paper on the tv. Play on emotions to pad some pockets. Demolition is what it was, similar to any planned "attack" that started any of the major wars, which the US funded both sides of. If Iran is going to happen, be on the lookout for the next great tragedy, followed by a country song and gold coin.



toggletoggle post by Nobody_Cares at Jul 22,2008 11:00am
And a Dying Fetus album chronicling the times.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 22,2008 11:14am
"please buy our product"



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jul 22,2008 11:54am
Nobody_Cares said[orig][quote]
Demolition is what it was, similar to any planned "attack" that started any of the major wars, which the US funded both sides of.


Clearly the Americans and the British provoked Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor, and ignored peace overtures from the Germans.



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Jul 22,2008 12:18pm
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
Nobody_Cares said[orig][quote]
Demolition is what it was, similar to any planned "attack" that started any of the major wars, which the US funded both sides of.


Clearly the Americans and the British provoked Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor, and ignored peace overtures from the Germans.


they did provoke it. U.S. was neutral and one day decided to block japanese from using the panama canal and stop selling them oil and scrap metal. so the japanese got pissed and attacked, also it was previously known they were going to attack...they forewarned america.

I mean if we were neutral why the hell did we mass such a massive production of weapons and ships right before ww2 even started...we knew what we were doing




toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jul 22,2008 1:15pm
yea, they warned us as did other countries about Pearl Harbor



toggletoggle post by aril at Jul 22,2008 2:01pm
All part of the NWO, my friends.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jul 22,2008 2:02pm
y_ddraig_goch said[orig][quote]
I mean if we were neutral why the hell did we mass such a massive production of weapons and ships right before ww2 even started...we knew what we were doing


I agree... this place has been corrupt for a long time.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jul 22,2008 2:19pm
"The Liberia dollar currently trades against the US dollar at a ratio of 57:1. Liberia used the US dollar as its currency from 1943 until it reversed dollarization in 1982. Its external debt ($3.5 billion) is huge in comparison to its GDP (approx $2.5 billion/year); it annually imports approximately $4.839 billion in goods while it exports only about $910 million. Inflation is falling, but still significant (dropping from 15% in 2003 to 4.9% in the 3rd quarter of 2005); interest rates are high, with the average lending rate listed by the Central Bank of Liberia at 17.6% for 3rd quarter 2005 (although the average time deposit rate was only .4%, and CD rate only 4.4%, barely keeping pace with inflation). It continues to suffer with poor economic performance due to a fragile security situation, the devastation wrought by its long war, its lack of infrastructure, and necessary human capital to help the country recover from the scourges of conflict and corruption."

In other words, the Liberian dollar is worth so little and they are so far in debt that they are willing to do just about anything, including selling out to "collector scams" making these "tinfoil" items worth about... $0.35 give or take a 10th of a cent. The "certificate of authenticity" is what really gives me a chuckle, like a certificate of authenticity on bag of garbage would make it somehow worth something more than just trash.



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