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New site? Maybe some day. 
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Thanks man.
By the way, you're a sad, sad person for making this thread yourself. |
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i'm thinking about having a last minute show/celebration tonight but it wouldn't happen because a.)it's last minute b.)it's a monday and c.) ah, crap, I just sharted |
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i'll just show up at joshstruction's house and re-enact his party |
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hmm.. leave me out of the reenactment.. been spending far too much time in new bedford |
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new bedford is the best city in massachusetts. |
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and if by best you mean nope. then yeah |
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Happy Day of Spawning, nilla |
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Thank you, ambassador to anus.com |
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happy birthday from a total stranger |
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awwwww i think aaron should add a thingy for people to enter in their birthdate and if it's a regular poster...create an automated thread
lol
happy birthday!!!! |
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haha, that birthday thing would be interesting.
my regular name is "ArilliusBM" but I got by aril when I'm at work. And Grizloch, we've hung out many times, ¿no? |
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Happy belated dude. I'm slow. Blame the reefer. |
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thanks guys.
i can't stand being the big 5-0 now. |
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Stop talking about the 5-0, because we dont care about your dick..it is how you use it! happy birthday and what are you like 24????????? 26??? |
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bump for all the haters.
sucks being the big 5-1 now |
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Happy birthday. You're one year closer to the grave. |
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in relation to the breaking up with your girlfriend thread yesterday, I must now make it my goal to get laid by 11:59PM tonight or else I fail at life. any takers? (women only, please. k thx) |
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I like how you had to clarify women only. |
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it's rttp. most people here are closet homosexuals. we all saw this in the girlfriend thread. |
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Likely story
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hey buddy. Fuck you, it's your birthday. |
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wow, oldschool. posting under your old name? |
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ouchdrummer = @ work
BoarcorpseJimbo = @ home
my puters automatically log me in, so why fuck with it? |
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didn't you have a third one? |
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bday celebration at nick cage's son's show tomorrow? |
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hmm. oh yeah, i had ouchy... but i hated that one. |
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Jim, how old are you?
Happy day of birth. |
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thanks guys.
I'm in my mid 20s, going on 50 |
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I hope someone got you a prosty. |
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perhaps it'll work if I post a craigslist ad saying:
im 33 and to busy for a full fledged relationship but the right situation could change,i own a buissness,my own house i play in a underground popular metal band so i do travel looking more for friends with benefits with room for more maybe i can find the right girl for me please no scams or sites no more site jumpin and no check my cam or verify on this site they just need a credit card bullshit,just sex
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Post a picture of yourself having a heart attack in front of the mirror shirtless and you're in. |
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perhaps it'll work if I post a craigslist ad saying:
im 33 and to busy for a full fledged relationship but the right situation could change,i own a buissness,my own house i play in a underground popular metal band so i do travel looking more for friends with benefits with room for more maybe i can find the right girl for me please no scams or sites no more site jumpin and no check my cam or verify on this site they just need a credit card bullshit,just a prostate exam.
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correction. |
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congrats on evading natural selection for one more year jim! happy birthday!
free prosty exam gift card is in the mail. |
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darkwor, no thanks. I actually received tampons in the mail on Friday. From Playtex. most absurd moment of my life |
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did you use them? their powers of absorption have to be seen to believed. good around-the-house tool. |
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actually no. a chick at work wants them, though. says she needs them. |
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darkwor said:
"did you use them? their powers of absorption have to be seen to believed. good around-the-house tool."
LOL |
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seriously though. if tampon companies would make paper towels, the shamwow guy would be rolling in his grave. or was that william may? i don't fucking know. |
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i dunno but you ever eat a girl out on her period? |
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| i dunno but you ever eat a girl out on her period? |
you're not talking to me, but yes. A thousands times, yes. |
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nothing wrong with a little ketchup with your lunch, eh? |
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I do believe i just puked in my mouth a little. |
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i love eating out, but not with the period. one of the things i won't do. i also don't do rimjobs in case anybody is wondering. |
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I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO GORDIE HOWE |
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Happy b day aril. I don't know you but I appreciate your contributions to this board. And all the red wing talk is nasty, why not just wait till it stops? Ill fuck on the period, but that's bad enough, you must all have iron stomachs. And as far as rimjobs, I say give and receive. Its true love when a girl will lick your asshole. |
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i've never done that man. as far as rimjobs? It's always a slap in the face or a kick in the nuts |
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I also am a supporter of the rimjob. There are rules though.. or at least one rule. She has to just have showered. |
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Happy Birthday!
I'm about to start playing the rereleased/remade FFIV for DS. |
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Happy Birthday!
I'm about to start playing the rereleased/remade FFIV for DS. |
Enjoy it, although it's not the same thing as the real one  |
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I dont pay attention too alot of people in this life and I have had my own problems to deAL WITH BUT i WANT TO TELL YOU YOUR BIRTH IS APPRECIATED IN THIS LIFE. YOU LED TO ME TO RE-HATCHING some old king crimson which I have told malefic about of xasthur. Happy birthday, your influence lives on... |
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how is operation get laid by COB going? Or did you go the gf schmandy route? |
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A thousand sodomies to your cult! |
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I hope he got cockblocked so he doesn't get handed another baby. |
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awful rev, awful  |
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someone buy me a martin or taylor acoustic this year or gtfo. |
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I'll buy you a cup with the bottom cut out and my dick through it.. k? |
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only in acorn mode. after all, like you said, it's when the best sprays occur. |
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I'll buy you a martins acoustic final fantasy |
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thanks. I'll only take a grass-fed one plz |
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Hapy Bday mang. Today is my sons birthday too. He just turned 13. WTF? |
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thanks.
Same to your son as well |
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I might be getting into luthiery so if I ever build an acoustic, which I probably won't, I'll give it to you. That way you can have blah blah you get the joke fuck you birthday guy. |
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I ate lots of shrimp for your birthday, Sweet James. |
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Based on previous posts in other threads, i take your failing at having sex still. That sucks. Happy birthday anyways! |
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thx nillas.
pires, failing would only be a result of trying |
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I'm going to listen to Slayer all day. |
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| Based on previous posts in other threads, i take your failing at having sex still. That sucks. Happy birthday anyways! |
so how longs the drought been buddy? |
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| Based on previous posts in other threads, i take your failing at having sex still. That sucks. Happy birthday anyways! |
so how longs the drought been buddy? |
Too much time trolling on rttp and abstaining from social situations will do that.
- Professional Troll
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A few months, although I highly enjoy being a hermit and not wasting my time with women. Besides, you know how many women like single guys in their 20s with kids? Mostly women that have kids. Fuck that. I enjoy reading, video games, music on my own time now; for nearly two years I barely had access to anything. It's a break on my part, and I'm loving it.
Also a little picky now, as I do not flirt with metal chicks. |
 
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