So Im leaving tomorrow morning after I finish the work I was fucking rained out of, today.

So, I say to myself, 'Jesse Montana, you need to pack'

Before Jesse Montana packs though, he needs to throw on some music.
No desktop computer anymore, since the explosion, so very limited for tunage.

I find a data disc of all assorted mp3s, which my dvd player supports! SCORE!

I look...oooh yummy. Theres some Amon Amarth, some Death, some old Cryptopsy, and Blackwater park, from those Jewbags, Opeth.

I throw on Blackwater.


This plays for a good 11 minutes while I stare at my closet, mouth agape.
Here is an excerpt of my thought pattern in the continuing minute;

'What shall I bring on this fishing trip...hmmm, that shirt, no, this one, nope, how bout that? hmm that riff is nice. hey. wtf. what was that.........
how the fuck does he do that. I should try that riff......'

1 1/2 hours later.

I dont know how the fuck he did that, and I have nothing packed.
And Im on RTTP.

Well that's cool. I was all dropping snow leopards with my bros in Tibet last week. Was good times. I wore a Sodom shirt.

wouldn't it be mammaling?

not if they are dolphin fish.

Hahahahaha....not Flipper type dolphin dude. Dolphin FISH

Also known as Mahi Mahi.

the rev ftw

Mahi Mahi is an excellent fish. Would love to go fishing in FL sometime.
My grandfather told me legendary stories about reeling in Bonefish on a fly in key west.

sac ftl

Haha not Porpoise. Im not going to gaff Flipper or anything.

I dont know this guy, but this gives a good idea on how big they are.
They are damn good eatin, and hopefully I get a good 20 lbs of steaks.




Jawshy, bonefish are pretty much the holy grail of fishing down here.
They are so fished out its disgusting, but man, from what I hear, what a fucking fight.
Sailfish too. And Redfish.


On a good note, theres plenty of Tarpon, Snook, Grouper, Jewfish, Snapper, Nurse, Blacktip, Lemon, and Bull sharks, and about 150 other medium sized species in the salt alone.

Only salt is real!

Now that shit, is funny!

Got that shit right, brody.

We have Bulls at least 10 miles up river though, so you can never count out a crazy Bull shark encounter while in the brackish!!

Oh man, shark fishing looks awesome. I was watching some random championship the other saturday morning (based in FL). Is the bull the prize? Because lemon sharks seem like a dime a dozen.

hehe, Jewfish

Just got back.
Our boat pulled in 22 Mahi.
16 Schoolies bout 12 -16 lbs each.
4-20+lb cows
2- Bulls, 38, and 42 lbs.

Unfortunately, I landed ZERO, because I spent the entire time vomiting my intestines out of my mouth and nose.

We got 25 miles out, and HELLO WAVES.
2-3 foot seas turned to 10-12 foot seas, and I turned fucking whitish-green. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Horrible horrible horrible 7 hours.

I half blame the dramamine, and grey goose from the previous evening.
Ive never been in seas like that, on a boat that small, but alas, I will try again and see if it really was the booze or not.

Rest of the trip was great.