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returntothepit >> discuss >> Worst / Best ALBUM cover by litacore on Feb 4,2004 11:01am
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toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 4,2004 11:01am
BEST:
1st place:


runner-up:


WORST:
1st place:


runner-up:



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Feb 4,2004 11:07am
god that maiden cover is so gay



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 4,2004 11:09am
what NOT to do in Illustrator or Freehand:
make album covers



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Feb 4,2004 11:09am
the new watchmaker album cover is awesome.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Feb 4,2004 11:10am
not even, you mean poser 3d.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 4,2004 11:14am edited Feb 4,2004 11:16am
let's keep that program confined to Pixar cartoons, not album art!

POST YER PICKS!

in the "worst" category, doesn't even have to be metal



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 4,2004 11:50am
I was going to say poser3d, ahaahaha
that program sucks



toggletoggle post by Wee...Bink!  at Feb 4,2004 1:37pm
put grossest ones too:



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Feb 4,2004 7:31pm edited Feb 4,2004 7:32pm
Wee...Bink! said:
put grossest ones too:


1. Blood Duster rules!!
2. There are grosser



toggletoggle post by retzam at Feb 4,2004 9:59pm
Best:
Runner up:
Worst:
Runner Up:
Grossest:

Yeah, I don't think it is "gross" persay (percay, persey, per say, eh whatever), but it is a dead dude on an album, even if it was an ep.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 5,2004 10:06am
hahaha, dead is dead.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Feb 7,2004 9:04pm
the_reverend said:
hahaha, dead is dead.


You know why Euronymous' first reaction to seeing him dead was taking a picture?? Cause he thought about it, and he realized that if he called the emergency line and started screaming "DEAD'S DEAD, DEAD'S DEAD!!!" they would put him in a psych-ward.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Feb 7,2004 10:52pm
Or because he got there and thought "Hey, I can make a buck off of this." Then his eyes changed to $s and the rest is pistory.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Feb 7,2004 11:08pm
DeOdiumMortis said:
Or because he got there and thought "Hey, I can make a buck off of this." Then his eyes changed to $s and the rest is pistory.


Come to think of it, my way woudn't make sense, since he would be saying "DEAD BE DØD! DEAD BE DØD!!".



toggletoggle post by MORKUL  at Feb 9,2004 6:30pm
the beatles are so over rated. ringo didn't even play drums on some of the records, paul had to.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Feb 9,2004 9:09pm
MORKUL said:
the beatles are so over rated. ringo didn't even play drums on some of the records, paul had to.


Ringo played drums on all of the records, Paul played drums on some tracks. Don't fuck with the Beatles, if it weren't for them your precious little death metal bands wouldn't be here. Besides, they aren't overrated, the songwriting was amazing for its time (most of it anyway).



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Feb 9,2004 9:16pm
retzam said:
Ringo played drums on all of the records, Paul played drums on some tracks. Don't fuck with the Beatles, if it weren't for them your precious little death metal bands wouldn't be here. Besides, they aren't overrated, the songwriting was amazing for its time (most of it anyway).


Thank you. The Beatles were incredible musicians. Music today has gotten better, but then it was the best. Simple music, but astounding. Nothing has or will impact music like the Beatles.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Feb 9,2004 9:28pm
JellyFish said:
retzam said:
Ringo played drums on all of the records, Paul played drums on some tracks. Don't fuck with the Beatles, if it weren't for them your precious little death metal bands wouldn't be here. Besides, they aren't overrated, the songwriting was amazing for its time (most of it anyway).


Thank you. The Beatles were incredible musicians. Music today has gotten better, but then it was the best. Simple music, but astounding. Nothing has or will impact music like the Beatles.


What is your favorite Beatles album Jellyfish? Mine is Magical Mystery Tour.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Feb 10,2004 1:22am
it pisses me off to realize that some people still don't appreciate what the beatles have done for music, without them there wouldn't be 90% of the metal bands today... a world without Opeth? no thanks... at least you could respect what they have done.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Feb 10,2004 6:41am
Abbath said:
it pisses me off to realize that some people still don't appreciate what the beatles have done for music, without them there wouldn't be 90% of the metal bands today... a world without Opeth? no thanks... at least you could respect what they have done.


Seriously.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 10,2004 9:33am
say what you want.
but I still don't like the beetles.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Feb 10,2004 3:15pm
the_reverend said:
say what you want.
but I still don't like the beetles.


Rev, I know that you're bad at spelling, but please, spell the Beatles right.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Feb 10,2004 3:44pm
retzam said:
the_reverend said:
say what you want.
but I still don't like the beetles.


Rev, I know that you're bad at spelling, but please, spell the Beatles right.





toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Feb 10,2004 3:49pm
best one, hands down...




toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 10,2004 3:55pm
HAHAHA that is the best, you just cheered me up! HAHAHAHA!



toggletoggle post by morkul  at Feb 10,2004 5:50pm
the beatles responsible for my precious metal,yeah fuckin right? can you say black sabbath. that is who is responsible for OUR metal, don't forget that, fool.



toggletoggle post by morkul  at Feb 10,2004 5:52pm
i agree with the rev, the beatles suck.



toggletoggle post by morkul  at Feb 10,2004 6:52pm
besides anyone who rates st.anger as one of the best album covers of all time does not have a clue about metal. can you say "metal up your ass"? i think you can.....



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Feb 10,2004 6:56pm
Abbath said:
retzam said:
the_reverend said:
say what you want.
but I still don't like the beetles.


Rev, I know that you're bad at spelling, but please, spell the Beatles right.








hahahahahaha
nice!
although i think he misspelled it on purpose...

we were talknig about them and the stones this past weekend actually .. i was telling him it was the 40th anniversary of the british invasion.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Feb 10,2004 7:28pm
hey morkul why don't you wake up and realize that Ozzy himself said that he was influenced by the beatles, so without the beatles no sabbath and none of your "precious metal"



toggletoggle post by retzam at Feb 10,2004 7:30pm edited Feb 10,2004 7:31pm
Um, do you realize how much sabbath were influenced by the beatles? Stop talking out your ass, you're hurting my face. Oh, and this little gem right here:

morkul said:
besides anyone who rates st.anger as one of the best album covers of all time does not have a clue about metal. can you say "metal up your ass"? i think you can.....


Look again genius; I labeled it worst actually. Way to be an all-star.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Feb 10,2004 7:31pm
Abbath said:
hey morkul why don't you wake up and realize that Ozzy himself said that he was influenced by the beatles, so without the beatles no sabbath and none of your "precious metal"


Sorry to repeat what you said, I was in the process of typing it when you posted this.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Feb 10,2004 7:32pm
HA!!! BROTHERS!!! people who don't know there roots on music piss me off



toggletoggle post by retzam at Feb 10,2004 8:09pm
Abbath said:
HA!!! BROTHERS!!! people who don't know there roots on music piss me off


Yeah, me too. You and Jellyfish think so much like me it scares me sometimes.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Feb 10,2004 9:24pm
TheGreatSpaldino said:
best one, hands down...






toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 11,2004 2:00am
someone spent like 5 hrs in their art class making that.
and that looks like they are about to fuck some goatsey ass.
if asses looked like that, butt sex would hurt the guy too.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Feb 11,2004 2:14am
actually i spent about 15 minutes making that.



toggletoggle post by morkul  at Feb 11,2004 11:59am
hey retzam, you sure do talk alot of shit for someone on a computer. i have never heard ozzy say anything about the beatles asswipe. it was the kinks who played a major role in their music and zepplin. i know my metal faggots.



toggletoggle post by morkul  at Feb 11,2004 12:13pm
Abbath said:
HA!!! BROTHERS!!! people who don't know there roots on music piss me off

anytime you want to go head to head with some metal trivia i am game. hpoe your up for the challenge, if your so confident in you knowledge you should have no problem.



toggletoggle post by morkul  at Feb 11,2004 12:17pm
retzam said:
Um, do you realize how much sabbath were influenced by the beatles? Stop talking out your ass, you're hurting my face. Oh, and this little gem right here:

morkul said:
besides anyone who rates st.anger as one of the best album covers of all time does not have a clue about metal. can you say "metal up your ass"? i think you can.....


Look again genius; I labeled it worst actually. Way to be an all-star.


your face hurts because you are pimpled neck geek who sits around waiting for his balls to drop so you can listen to some real metal. discorge is waiting for you to buy there cd. go ahead buy it, it won't hurt you.....



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 11,2004 12:41pm
zeplin sucks too...
ozzy sucks as much as both of them.



toggletoggle post by morkul  at Feb 11,2004 1:48pm edited Feb 11,2004 1:49pm
maybe now, but certainly not then. you go either way on this issue don't you? thats cool, it keeps you out of the line of fire.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Feb 11,2004 2:38pm
I'd rather listen to the Beatles than Zepplin any day. Stop bickering, you all suck like a Monday.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Feb 11,2004 4:56pm
morkul said:

your face hurts because you are pimpled neck geek who sits around waiting for his balls to drop so you can listen to some real metal. discorge is waiting for you to buy there cd. go ahead buy it, it won't hurt you.....


ummmmmm ok... you have obviously gained the upperhand now, Einstein. Your logic is beyond superior. No one else is as smart and as witty as you. I am quite jealous of your abilty to point out whats wrong and how to fix it. Please, have mercy on my soul, Smart Guy.



toggletoggle post by morkul  at Feb 11,2004 4:58pm
TheGreatSpaldino said:
morkul said:

your face hurts because you are pimpled neck geek who sits around waiting for his balls to drop so you can listen to some real metal. discorge is waiting for you to buy there cd. go ahead buy it, it won't hurt you.....


ummmmmm ok... you have obviously gained the upperhand now, Einstein. Your logic is beyond superior. No one else is as smart and as witty as you. I am quite jealous of your abilty to point out whats wrong and how to fix it. Please, have mercy on my soul, Smart Guy.


are you and i going to have a problem? i hope not?



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Feb 11,2004 5:01pm
morkul said:


are you and i going to have a problem? i hope not?


Don't act like a twit and you wouldn't need to worry about it.




toggletoggle post by morkul  at Feb 11,2004 5:04pm
a twit a. easy there sparky, i think the cold is getting to ya. go outside and cool off....



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Feb 11,2004 5:05pm
[Trebek]... I'm speechless[/Trebek]



toggletoggle post by morkul  at Feb 11,2004 5:07pm
whats the matter, no witty come besides that. come on you can say something better than that



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Feb 11,2004 5:09pm
Oh, I could. Quite easily too... It just wouldn't be worth it though.



toggletoggle post by morkul  at Feb 11,2004 5:10pm
come on sweety your a bass player, right? do that magic that you do.



toggletoggle post by todayistheday at Feb 11,2004 8:03pm
beatles rule...i dont have any of the actual albums but i have the double red and blue best of cds....great stuff



toggletoggle post by retzam at Feb 11,2004 10:35pm
morkul said:
retzam said:
Um, do you realize how much sabbath were influenced by the beatles? Stop talking out your ass, you're hurting my face. Oh, and this little gem right here:

morkul said:
besides anyone who rates st.anger as one of the best album covers of all time does not have a clue about metal. can you say "metal up your ass"? i think you can.....


Look again genius; I labeled it worst actually. Way to be an all-star.


your face hurts because you are pimpled neck geek who sits around waiting for his balls to drop so you can listen to some real metal. discorge is waiting for you to buy there cd. go ahead buy it, it won't hurt you.....


Yes, you're right, and I can't wait to be able to ejaculate, because real metal is just out of the question until then...
And I am sorry that I pointed out that you were wrong, I didn't realize that was talking shit. By the way though, do you realize that Black Sabbath was around before Zeppelin?



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Feb 11,2004 11:16pm
retzam said:
What is your favorite Beatles album Jellyfish? Mine is Magical Mystery Tour.


I like Let it Be a lot. I attended a Beatle Fest a year ago, and purchased a vinyl record containing Love Me Do, Twist and Shout, Anna, Chains, Boys, Ask Me Why, Please Please Me, P.S. I love You, Baby Its You, A Taste Of Honey, and Do You wanna Know A Secret. The record is titled 'The Early Beatles' and cost me $3. I like this record the best, plus its a REALLY old one and in great condition.



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Feb 11,2004 11:26pm edited Feb 12,2004 6:37pm
As for morkul, he can think what ever he wants. Bottom line is, the Beatles made a more significant impact on rock and roll than any one. From rock and roll came heavy metal(Sabbath, Zeppelin etc.) Sabbath and Zeppelin may have influenced every metal band today, but if it werent for the Beatles none of it would have happened. Love them, hate them, its your choice. But you must respect them.



toggletoggle post by George   at Feb 11,2004 11:58pm
one song. helter skelter. first metal song ever.
all you dumb shits who dislike the beatles can fuck off.
none of your precious metal would exsist without them
i hate closeminded metalhead retards.
just cause it doesnt have blastbeats doesnt mean it sucks.
seriously
you're a fucking idiot.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 12,2004 1:41pm
I hate adam/eve and with out them the good book says we wouldn't be here.



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