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New site? Maybe some day.
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So I went online to order Domino's tonight. I know I've ordered before, and it asks me to log in. I could not remember what the fuck my username thingy was. I tried a few guesses, but no luck. I plugged in my email and waited for it to retrieve my information and send it to me. When the email arrived, it said:
Your username is: Fuckinpizzawoohoo
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why did i think you stopped smoking |
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It would be good if they had to call you by your login name when they showed up at your house. |
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"Umm, we have a pizza here for 'FROST3D_BUTTSLOLOLOLOLOLOLHEATHLEDGER'"... |
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hahahaha that happens to me all the time. |
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haha. funny story. but dude get a new pizza place! dominos is the worst. if only a good pizza place had all those online options. |
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I am officially choking back lolz in my office.
"I've got a large Pineapple and anchovie here for 'NIGGASPLOOGE_14_88' that'll be $10.99" |
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what ever happened to order pizza by telephone? |
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Papa Johns does the online thing too, but they suck too. |
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fuck you. papa johns's garlic butter sauce ftw |
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one time i went on the dominos site cus my sister was telling me about it. you can choose how much cheese and how much sauce you want plus how light or dark you want it cooked. its pretty rediculous. not sure if they still do that but thats a cool idea. |
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domino's thin crust is actually pretty good. waaaaaay better than their regular pizza. |
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You folks ingest some horrendous shit. |
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You folks ingest some horrendous shit. |
Thank you. Finally someone understands eating this crap sucks. Dominos? Papa Johns? Fucking horrible pizza and food. Just order from a place where they actually make their own pizza, likely cheaper and doesn't come out of a box. You will be a happy boy/girl. |
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what ever happened to order pizza by telephone? |
what the fuck is a telephone? |
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fuck you. papa johns's garlic butter sauce ftw |
amen. |
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yea, i'd have to say that out of all the pizza chains, that papa johns is on top
but i do prefer getting local pizza shop pizza |
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i wish i could use telepathy to order pizza. |
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You folks ingest some horrendous shit. |
Dude, I RUN a pizza place. I know all about making good pizza. I made the dudes in pillory drive out of their way once in NY because I insisted on going to Lombardi's for a pie.
The thread title says it all. I was stoned, and Domino's delivers. |
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Make a specialty pizza flavor called Power Metal Pizza. (not knocking it) Just has a nice ring to it. |
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i love pizza that is round like the frozen Siberian moon ever gazing upon my heaving chest as my vacant stare pierces the cold void of night |
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You folks ingest some horrendous shit. |
Dude, I RUN a pizza place. I know all about making good pizza. I made the dudes in pillory drive out of their way once in NY because I insisted on going to Lombardi's for a pie.
The thread title says it all. I was stoned, and Domino's delivers. |
It wasn't really aimed at your original post (which was pretty funny -- it is completely acceptable to be stoned and eat bad food), but rather the thread turned into how "delicious" Dominos and Papa Johns is. |
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Garlic sauce is chubacabre pee. |
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Let's put it this way. I ordered Domino's yesterday, and I was reading the "I hate shitting at work" thread today. Y'know what I mean? |
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