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returntothepit >> discuss >> Sometimes I get stoned and order pizza... by ArrowHeadNLI on Jun 3,2008 11:09pm
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toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Jun 3,2008 11:09pm
So I went online to order Domino's tonight. I know I've ordered before, and it asks me to log in. I could not remember what the fuck my username thingy was. I tried a few guesses, but no luck. I plugged in my email and waited for it to retrieve my information and send it to me. When the email arrived, it said:

Your username is: Fuckinpizzawoohoo





toggletoggle post by joey umbrella at Jun 3,2008 11:33pm
haha



toggletoggle post by deadlikemurf  at Jun 4,2008 5:53am
i lol'd



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jun 4,2008 6:56am
hahaha thats awesome



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 4,2008 8:28am
why did i think you stopped smoking



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jun 4,2008 10:03am
It would be good if they had to call you by your login name when they showed up at your house.



toggletoggle post by DYA / NLI at Jun 4,2008 10:18am
"Umm, we have a pizza here for 'FROST3D_BUTTSLOLOLOLOLOLOLHEATHLEDGER'"...



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 4,2008 10:36am
hahahaha that happens to me all the time.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jun 4,2008 10:40am
hahahah



toggletoggle post by cav nli at Jun 4,2008 10:56am
haha. funny story. but dude get a new pizza place! dominos is the worst. if only a good pizza place had all those online options.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 4,2008 10:58am
I am officially choking back lolz in my office.

"I've got a large Pineapple and anchovie here for 'NIGGASPLOOGE_14_88' that'll be $10.99"



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 4,2008 10:59am
icweener



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jun 4,2008 11:35am
what ever happened to order pizza by telephone?



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jun 4,2008 11:46am
Papa Johns does the online thing too, but they suck too.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 4,2008 11:47am
fuck you. papa johns's garlic butter sauce ftw



toggletoggle post by cav nli at Jun 4,2008 11:51am
one time i went on the dominos site cus my sister was telling me about it. you can choose how much cheese and how much sauce you want plus how light or dark you want it cooked. its pretty rediculous. not sure if they still do that but thats a cool idea.



toggletoggle post by mortalis  at Jun 4,2008 12:04pm
domino's thin crust is actually pretty good. waaaaaay better than their regular pizza.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 4,2008 12:16pm
You folks ingest some horrendous shit.



toggletoggle post by C.dEAD at Jun 4,2008 12:23pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
You folks ingest some horrendous shit.


Thank you. Finally someone understands eating this crap sucks. Dominos? Papa Johns? Fucking horrible pizza and food. Just order from a place where they actually make their own pizza, likely cheaper and doesn't come out of a box. You will be a happy boy/girl.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 4,2008 12:35pm
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
what ever happened to order pizza by telephone?


what the fuck is a telephone?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 4,2008 12:38pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
fuck you. papa johns's garlic butter sauce ftw


amen.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jun 4,2008 12:42pm
yea, i'd have to say that out of all the pizza chains, that papa johns is on top
but i do prefer getting local pizza shop pizza



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 4,2008 12:52pm
i wish i could use telepathy to order pizza.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Jun 4,2008 3:24pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
You folks ingest some horrendous shit.


Dude, I RUN a pizza place. I know all about making good pizza. I made the dudes in pillory drive out of their way once in NY because I insisted on going to Lombardi's for a pie.

The thread title says it all. I was stoned, and Domino's delivers.



toggletoggle post by aril at Jun 4,2008 3:31pm
Make a specialty pizza flavor called Power Metal Pizza. (not knocking it) Just has a nice ring to it.



toggletoggle post by diarrhea_blumps nli at Jun 4,2008 3:51pm
i love pizza that is round like the frozen Siberian moon ever gazing upon my heaving chest as my vacant stare pierces the cold void of night



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 4,2008 3:54pm
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
You folks ingest some horrendous shit.


Dude, I RUN a pizza place. I know all about making good pizza. I made the dudes in pillory drive out of their way once in NY because I insisted on going to Lombardi's for a pie.

The thread title says it all. I was stoned, and Domino's delivers.


It wasn't really aimed at your original post (which was pretty funny -- it is completely acceptable to be stoned and eat bad food), but rather the thread turned into how "delicious" Dominos and Papa Johns is.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jun 4,2008 3:54pm
Garlic sauce is chubacabre pee.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Jun 4,2008 3:59pm
Let's put it this way. I ordered Domino's yesterday, and I was reading the "I hate shitting at work" thread today. Y'know what I mean?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 4,2008 4:07pm
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